The Headcrab's DJ

[PredatorKing]

Note: Although I am a headcrab shifter in reality, in all my dreams, I am a human, most likely because I use the human form more then any other ones, also, I use green for lucidity and blue for partial lucidity and stuff similar to lucidity. 20/6/07 All I can remember from this is two woman sitting on some fallen branch, they get in quite a weird conversation. Woman 1: (Says something that I can't remember about sports) Woman 2: No! Woman 1: Why not? Woman 2: But the cake is evil! 21/6/07 I'm in some city with a human family in their car, me and them go around the city for a while (can't remember what happened around there), before getting in some parking lot and trying to get out without paying a fee (what the?), the father decides to drive up some ramp leading to a road, guess what? There is a pole there! Next thing I know, I'm on some building chasing someone with the family, the runner escapes, while I jump off the building and grab onto a fence (a 5 meter high or so one), next thing I know, I'm in some dojo playing Pokemon, only it was pretty much an Engine001 game, with a huge twist... My character dual-wielded people! Suddenly, I'm outside the dojo fist-fighting some guy (I think he looked like Sephiroth from FFVII), he manages to defeat me, I retreat to the dojo to find that the Sephiroth look-alike has kidnapped some people, suddenly, I have a blue TD style hud, only it was pretty much just a turret placer, with all sorts of options, like the team of the turrets, etc, I place a bunch of normal turrets (on my team of course, speaking of which, my team was "passive turret" ) around my school's yard (apparently, that was Sephiroth look-alike's base), I also place some mind-control turrets (basically, anyone that got in it's 360 degrees radius would do something useless and often embarrasing), but I forget to set them to my team, I rush towards the Sephiroth look-alike, but I stop when I get to the first mind-control turret, I check to make sure that I'm not being affected by clapping my hands, but I notice that I can't stop them, they go faster and faster, until after ten seconds, I finally stop. 23/6/07 "Mommy, that wolf is driving a car!" At the start, I'm in a Balmora like town, wearing Superman's cape, I naturally start flying, only to discover that "I handle like a car" (no, I can't explain it, just imagine that instead of directly controlling yourself, you are using a steering wheel to control yourself), suddenly, I'm in a sewer, I can't remember much about that segment, but I know that I was with a squad trying to overthrow the goverment, later on in that segment, I was in some library like place, asking around to find some area (or maybe some person?), I somehow end up in some portal and my perspective flicks to a 2d, early FF view, I end up in something like hell and explore it for a while. Suddenly, I'm in a car as a brown human-wolf hybrid (werewolf, maybe?) with a son, I'm driving around at night trying to find some place to live in, but for some reason, I end up at Motivation Corp (blame SouthPark). My lucid goals: - Summon a rat from Blood Zero (if I could [accidentally] summon a chipmunk wearing WW2 US clothing, then why can't I summon a sphere with eyes and a mouth?) - Cause widespread destruction using telekinesis (ACHIEVED! ) - Teleport or fly very high-up