Alice was on b6 last night.
I was at the summer special olympics. I was helping with one of the races at at the starting line I'm talking to this girl. She appeared to have down syndrome and was extremely large for her age. (She was bigger than me!) Not fat, just really really thick. She saw this guy on the starting line and she asked who that was. I guess she thought he was cute because just before the race started, she walked acroos the lanes and pushed and pummeled this guy into the ground. Next thing I know, I'm over asking him if he was ok and if he knew her. he mentioned that that was twice today. I said "I think she likes you" and notice his arm in a sling. He said "She does that." I asked him "why?" he said "your guess is as good as mine."
Next thing I know I'm in an attic, I think it's my mom's - but it doesn't fit. It's much too tall and there are stairs leading down from the floor. Its not quite a finished attic but still inhabitable. The guy with his arm in a sling is sitting in a recliner in the attic and watching tv. I walked down the stairs to look and opened a door. My oldest daughter was in the top of a closet. She had been locked up as a punishment of some kind. I get her down and plan to take her home with me.
We get to the center of the house and the girl from the race is there and she's throwing mud at the guy from the race. But the guy has a thin cut black suit on and all of the mud keeps flying into the suit, filling it up. He's got mud on his face and in his suit coat and pants. For some reason I think he looks like Justin Timberlake (thanks Jeff, I think that one is YOUR fault). And all the while he's getting mud thrown at him, I have this commlink (yes, i'm a geek) with digital contacts and this guy is spamming my vision with ads to buy a house and interest rates.
NEXT thing I realize is that both of my children have diaper rash. I found this really upsetting seeing as they shouldn't have been in diapers to begin with. They've been potty trained for years. My oldest acts like she's been getting treated for diaper rash for ever and has absolutely no modesty whatsoever. I got really irritated and the dream ended. Thank heavens.
Everyone say it with me.... LEFT TURN CLYDE.