Sleep time: Past 1:00 am
Lucicd: No
Sleeping pills: no
It began with two frat boys dog-sledding up a very steep mountain. One says to the other,
"it's too dangerous! let's go around the mountain and sled up the safe way!" to which the other remarked,
"Are you tellin' me how to get to my own house? I've used this short-cut a thousand times!" with that, he waved his beer, and a solid wood wall appeared in front of him.
"Now it will be even harder to get up!"
"Oh, yeah?" the frat boy throws his beer into the wall, where it ripples into another dimension. The two frat boys sled through it, and end up in a cabin with a roaring fire, sleds and all.
The frat boy who had thrown his beer through the wall, now had it back in his hand, and he got up to kiss his wife, and son.
Later, he met a beautiful swamp woman and had an affair with his wife.
Then, I arrived in a halloween store, sampling rubber bats alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger. I stepped into a changing room to 'try out' a rubber bat, but the changing room was huge, and it had several gigantic swivel chairs in it. Mike Lado, a former classmate of mine, and a great artist, was setting up some of his new sketches, which weren't as good as I remembered them. I also noticed that he wasn't wearing makeup. So I bought some eyeliner at the halloween store, and sat down in one of the gigantic swivel chairs. As I was sketching, the chair stared to turn, faster and faster, and when it finally stopped, I was in a recording booth with two football players. behind the glass, Jerry Seinfeld and Elaine were laying down artists tape on a giant scrabble board.
