Lunalight's Dream Journal

[Lunalight]

Hey, everyone. This will be my first post here, and I am starting with my most recent dream. For your convenience, the lucid parts are in light blue. 03/24/07 Taking a Beating I am at a school. (not mine) I walk through a dugout of sorts and say something to these tough looking guys. I walk out, and all of a sudden, one of them hits me with a metal trash can. I am thrown against a cement pillar. He hits me three more times with the trash can and I fall to the ground. The other guys run up and start kicking me in the ribs. I struggle to get away, and I break free. I run to a nearby picnic table. There is a man in a police uniform there. I scream, "Help Policeman, help me!" The guys grab me and continue kicking me next to the pillar. I think I sort of blacked out in the dream, and, next thing I know, the policeman is interviewing the guys. They explain that they beat the crap out of every newcomer, and can do it because there are "blind spots."

[Lunalight]

03/28/07 Three Lucid Dreams With One Thing in Common: Sex... or at Least the Idea</span> 1. I was watching some TV about wrestling. (which I never do) It explained that the losers get sent to the "isolation room," and then it showed it. Suddenly, I was in that room with two of my classmates, Wesley and Miles . There was this fishtank with all these dead fish in it. I mean, they had been dead so long that they were at the bottom, and you could see their bones. Miles looked at it and kind of freaked out and attacked me. We fought on the ground, during which I became lucid. I got on top of him, grabbed his shoulders, and shook him saying, "Calm down, Calm down&#33;" He became sane again and said, "I&#39;m sorry, I don&#39;t know what made me do that." I looked around the room, and immediatly realized where we were: the old latin room at my school. I grabbed Miles&#39; hand and took him downstairs; Wesley followed. We walked into the street, and I looked around and realized that it was really beautiful. The trees were a lush green colour, the street was newly paved, this had to be a dream&#33; (our school&#39;s street looks nothing like that) I told him we were going to a hospital so that I could perform open heart surgery. I also explained that before I did that, we would lock ourselves in one of those linen closets. I turn a corner, and there is the "New Hospice" hospital. We walk inside, and Wesley flashes a card that gets us in. Unfortunatly, I woke up here. 2. I was at school and immediatly did a reality check, because I remembered not driving there. Miles was there (Ok, so he&#39;s a frequent character in my dreams) and I told him to kiss me. He looked at me quizzically, and I said, "I&#39;m dreaming, it doesn&#39;t matter," so he did. We ran to the bathrooms because someone saw us, but there was a huge line. I led him to the middle of the field and grabbed his hand saying, "Spin&#33;" I did and found myself confronted with a false awakening. I knew I was dreaming because my quilt had puppies on it, and it actually doesn&#39;t. I walked to the bathroom, and Miles was on our roof. As soon as I opened the window, I woke up. 3. False awakening. I did the nose RC, (it never fails) and <span style="color:#0000FF">became lucid. Everything was dark, so I walked to the only room that had light: the bathroom. I looked at my hands and did things to make the dream more vivid. I walked outside into another bedroom. There was a human shape under the quilt, which scared me, because I thought it was a body. I just imagined it was Miles and lifted it. Bam, it was him. I told him to take off his clothes, and he said, "When?" I said, "Now&#33; I probably don&#39;t have much dream left&#33;" Then, as soon as I got on the bed, I awoke. Damn. Three LDs, one night, I&#39;m rather proud of myself.

[Lunalight]

03/29/07 Sharks and Underdog, an Unlikely Match</span> 1. I was Olivia from Law and Order: SVU. I&#39;ve been watching that show way too much; I need to cut back. Det. Stabler and I were wading in water under a dock. Somehow I knew that if a moved from the shadow of the dock, sharks would get me. (This is a common theme in my shark dreams... dream sign anyone?) When we got to the end of the dock, there was a dropoff. Just past that, like a foot, was a small, floating platform. We boarded this for no apparent reason. I then became <span style="color:#0000FF">lucid because I saw sharks swimming around in the water. Seconds later, a HUGE shark burst through our tiny platform, and I lost lucidity. It did this repeatedly, always missing me by inches. The last time it burst all the way through and shot into the sky. I was sure it ws going to land on me, so I dove out of the way, next to Det. Stabler. By now our tiny platform was on its last leg. When we began to sink, I woke up. 2. I was at school, and we were flying different things from strings in the sky. I would say kites, but they weren&#39;t kites. I ran up to the music room and retreived a steadily inflating Underdog. I ran outside with it and began to fly it in the sky. A storm was raging; it was raining and lightning. Probably not a good day for flying, but I didn&#39;t care. Then Ian took my Underdog balloon thing and began to fly it. He flew it for a while, then I woke up.

[Oneironaut Zero]

Heya, Lunalight. Nice job on the 3 LDs, yesterday! And "Wow" @ "Taking a Beating." Bet that sucked. Anyway, keep up the good work!

[Lunalight]

03/31/07 A Lot of Weird Dreams, Only Two Lucid</span> 1. This one was really short. I was just watching that show with Jeff Foxworthy, "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" What&#39;s strange is that I&#39;ve never actually seen it. He said something really funny, though I can&#39;t remember what. 2. I&#39;m in a class called Odyssey of the Mind. One thing we do is a game where you are given the beginning of a sentence and you have to finish it. In my dream it was my turn, and my sentence was, "When shoppers have the odacity to buy items, the wolf instructs them to do his bidding." I was reading it off a piece of paper, and it kept changing, but I didn&#39;t make the connection because I was worried about sounding stupid. It only switched words around; it didn&#39;t completely change. That sentence made complete sense in dreamland. At the end, a kid&#39;s mom told me her dog&#39;s name was Hannah, not Darwin. 3. In this dream I was on an amusement park ride with my class. It was a metal platform with seats that swung over a pit of flames. It had no safety belts, so I was hanging on the that bar for dear life. One girl tried to jump off to the boarding platform, but missed by inches and fell to her death. I started slipping, and almost fell. I decided to chance it and jumped to the platform. I made it. I went down to the lobby, and started to leave when I remembered I left a book on the ride from hell. I got in an elavator because a man told me it was about to start its last ride and they wouldn&#39;t let me on when it was over. I pressed the wrong button. It said, "Saw III Floor." The elavator started plummeting, and I clapped my hands over my ears and shut my eyes. I slammed my hand on the correct button. When it got to the right floor, I pushed past a bunch of older kids and grabbed my book. (Madame Bovary, by the way.) Someone asked me if I wanted to ride it again. I said, "Are you crazy?" Then I woke up. 4. I was watching TV and it said that a woman with leukemia swam with sharks. It also said that these sharks chomped off her leg. Suddenly, I was in the tank with her. (It was more like a pool) I became lucid. I kicked sharks away as they tried to devour me. I found the ladder. The woman was still in there so I grabbed her and pulled her out. She was very grateful. There was a party going on, and I was going to walk outside when another person fell in. I dove in and fished him out too. I walked outside to a beautiful green yard. I decided to fly, but then I saw a cat. I called to him but he walked away. When I moved closer, I saw a kitten. I chose to take it with me, but then I woke up. 5. I was watching TV and it said that a worldwide search had gone out for three people missing on a boat. I saw the boat, with one girl dragging behind it on a rope. There were sharks in the water. They landed at an island, and that was it. 6. This continues dream number 4, but it was a separate dream. <span style="color:#0000FF">It started with me walking to the party with a friend. I knew I was dreaming. I tried to walk past the pool, but I accidentally pushed B.D Wong (the actor) in. I rewound time and pushed him away from the pool so I could get by. Then I was at the patio table eating noodles. There were also little clams in the food, but they were alive&#33; I started to eat one, but it moved around in my mouth and I woke up. 7. I was at a party that had hula dancers (only men) in purple skirts. I laughed at this. David Schwimmer (Ross on FRIENDS) was dancing there, but wasn&#39;t wearing a hula skirt. That was it. 8. I was a movie star who was having problems with her movie star husband, because she was in love with his character, not him. He played a guy called Neil Fleabag (who, he said, had no forehead). What a name. At the end I said, "But you&#39;re not Neil, you&#39;re Max," and walked away. 9. I was in latin class. We all had gotten this worksheet and wrote smart-ass answers to all the questions. I was the only one who didn&#39;t erase mine when she asked us to bring them to class. So I was trying to erase while she talked, but the words kept reappearing. I never got it erased.

[Lunalight]

04/01/07 Forgot to Write Them Down, and Forgot Them 1. I was drawing flames on a piece of paper, but then the paper actually caught on fire and burned up. 2. I was making salad. I was catering, but my salad only had lettuce and was drowned in mayo. I hate mayo. 3. This one was actually really long. Again, I was making salad. (What's with the salad?) This time it was at a small town deli. There were purple onions, lettuce, ranch dressing, and brown onions. (which I'm not sure exist) I kept waiting for the cashier to bring me more brown onions. A bald guy kept coming up to the counter and ordering more onions for his wife, and making lame jokes. Then the guy who we knew was the "town troublemaker" came in. He got me more brown onions. Then I was at a trial, where they thought the town troublemaker had killed someone. I testified that he couldn't have because I was with him on the night in question. (sounds like Dirty Dancing, although I have no memory of that part, I don't think it happened) Of course my small town father was mad at me, but he got over it. 4. I was on DV answering posts about shared dreams and my mom was sitting behind me. She said, "I want to know what you do online." I said, "It's nothing bad," but I still couldn't type with her breathing down my neck. I remember having at least three more, but I didn't write them down, idiot that I am.

[Lunalight]

04/02/07 Tornadoes and Evil Trees</span> 1. I was underwater playing a game where I had to catch things before they reached the bottom of the pool. I had to catch three dogs and two hands. I did this successfully several times. Then when I broke the surface, it was the surface of my bed at my old house, and the room was spinning. I climbed out and a tornado was forming in my room. It blew me to the doorway, but I caught the edge and hung on. My English teacher and a couple other people were in my room and they told me to let go and the wind would carry me. I did and it worked. 2. I had an FA while WILDing. I looked around for a second, almost ready to get ready for school. Then I did a nose RC because the world around me felt a little off. I became lucid. I started to dive through the window, but then I pulled back into my room. The wall rippled. I dove through it on my next try. I landed on the street. I kept jumping around trying to fly, but couldn&#39;t, which is strange because it&#39;s usually so easy for me. I felt the dream fading, and I spun. I was right back on the street. I remembered the LTOTM and came to some trees that were in the middle of the road. I thought for a second that I should merge myself into bigger trees, but then decided against that. I stepped up to one and merged myself into it. I stayed in there for a second, able to see out the back of the tree and unable to move. I tried to move my arms,(branches?) and was pushed out. The tree grew two glowing red eyes. The other six (I counted) trees did the same. They started to chase me. I yelled, "TORCH&#33;" <span style="color:#0000FF">(I&#39;ll just burn them up, right? WRONG&#33 The trees caught on fire and continued to chase me. I felt the dream fading again and spun. I had another FA, and put my head through another window. But then I remembered that I had to go to school, so I forced my eyes open.

[Lunalight]

04/03/07 Such Obvious Dreams!! 1. My sister (whom I don't have) and I were hiding outside our mansion from our father (not the real one&#33 who beat us. We'd just thought we'd lost him when we turned around and were face to face with him. I was then running down my street with her, following a kid on a bike who would lead us to safety. 2. I was in a video game (again). There were platforms and a pit of lava, of course. I had to avoid some guards, but that was easy because I killed them somehow. Nice avoiding, me. Then I was jumping to a wall from which I could hang and a girl in my class said something and I missed it. I fell into the lava and said, "Damn it, Ishani! You made me start over!" Then suddenly I was at a prom listening to a girl cry because her date didn't show up. 3. I was with the cast of FRIENDS and Chandler was complaining. He said, "I'm gonna be 9.5 this year, who wants to be nine and a half?" I thought, "Nine and a half...let's pick up a calculator!" So I multiplied 9.5 by 3. Before it could register, I woke up.

[Lunalight]

04/04/07 Spinning Out of Control</span> 1. The coolest part here is actually how I got into the dream. I woke up in the middle of the night, and was tapping my finger against my bed without realizing it. (I guess the FILD method) I was concentrating on that, and then thought my hand felt a little funny. <span style="color:#0000FF"> I did a nose RC and discovered I was dreaming. I entered a dream without knowing it. I got up and walked downstairs; everything was dark. I looked out the little windows next to my door. I turned to the side and concentrated on it being light outside, and then threw myself through the wall. (this is one of my favorite things to do) The sun rose with amazing speed. I did a flip and rose into the sky. The world continued to spin, as if I was still flipping. I yelled, "I want to see my DreamGuide&#33;" which took much effort on my part. The world slowed and then stabalized. I lost control and found myself looking at my flying body in the third person. I yelled things like, "Increase speed, increase altitude&#33;" from time to time. I woke when I crashed into a large pink bubble. There were two more dreams, but I don&#39;t feel like typing them.

[Man of Shred]

Wow! You dream about video games???? Where you been all my life? j/k I like your dreams. And I'm also jealous of your frequency of lucid dreams. keep it up!

[Lunalight]

04/05/07 In the Line of Fire 1. I was a detective. (again. This is quickly becoming a common dreamsign.) My partner and I searched the suspect's car, and then made our way to the house. We knocked and there was no answer. My partner kicked the door open. A man inside, behind a wall, sprayed us with automatic fire. A bullet winged my shoulder, but I was okay. I overturned a table to use for cover. Three SWAT guys came to our aid, but the gunman kept us pinned down. He stopped to reload for a split second, and stuck his head out from behind the wall. I was able to squeeze off a shot, and it nailed him right above his right eyebrow. His head pitched back, and blood spattered the wall. We all stood up. The officers patted my back, saying things like, "Good shot, you did the right thing."

[Lunalight]

04/06/07 Creepy Crawly 1. Okay, so I'm really afraid of cockroaches (come on, who really likes them?), but I haven't had any dreams about them in a long time. Also, in about a month, I have to go on a camping trip in North Carolina. So my dream starts with me in the woods, with a group of kids from my class. We are all moving a log, but there are spiders all over our sleeping place. We decide to move. We walk to a group of hedges, and decide that it looks like a good place to sleep. However, woth further examination of the hedges, I discover that they are infested with roaches (not just the little ones, the real big waterbug ones) So I run away. I have a false awakening, and there's a guy in my room trying to get me to touch the roaches, because it's the only way to get over my fear. They start crawling all over me, and I freak out and wake up. I do a nose RC, and am happy to find that I am awake. 2. I used to play Runescape, because everyone in our class was playing it. I now think that it's stupid, but I do like RPGs. In my dream I was playing Runescape, and it looked remarkably like the real thing. I was gathering items, and trying to kill other players in the wilderness. I kept dying and respawning. At the end I duked it out with a fellow mage, and we killed each other at the same time. It was a rather short dream.

[Lunalight]

04/07/07 Island Hopping</span> :yumdumdoodledum: 1. We read To Kill A Mockingbird in English class. In my dream I was being abused by a DC whom I knew was my father. I tried to tell the authorities, but I just whispered, "Help me, please." They named this the "Ewell Complex." Then I was running while being chased by people holding syringes. Other people my age were also running away. I thought, <span style="color:#0000FF">"I must be dreaming; this is too weird." So then I just stopped running, and my comrades ran into one of those sliding, Star Trek doors. I was stabbed with a syringe, but I knew it wouldn&#39;t kill me, or even hurt, so I wasn&#39;t worried. My vision became blurry, but I walked inside the Star Trek door. My vision stabalized because I concentrated hard on it. I did some dream spinning to improve clarity. Some guy said we&#39;d be lifting off in a second. We lifted off, and then landed at our destination immediatly; I made it do that. Then I saw a guy from a previous dream, (these aren&#39;t in chronological order) and kissed him. I really need to not do that because it wakes me up. 2. I was getting ready to go to a movie with some DCs. I kept changing my skirt. The movie was a comedy about some people on a plane, but I don&#39;t remember it. We walked out of the theater, and an old friend came through the door. "Hey, Ben&#33;" I yelled. I was really happy to see him, so I hugged him. He came over and we talked until I woke up. 3. This one was really fun. I was pole vaulting from island to island. On one island, there was a crocodile that I had to wrestle. 4. I was being held up at gunpoint in my driveway. The guy thought I was going to hit him with some rocks, and he asked me where they were. "In the tree," I replied. "No, that&#39;s lye," he said. So I took some (I had on gloves) and threw it in his face. His eyes burned. I got some on my arm and it hurt. I fled to the garage, closed the door, and called the police. I waited there until they came.

[Lunalight]

04/08/07 Childish Dreams 1. I was at Disneyland, and I was watching an attraction that involved dancing animals. When they were done dancing, they moved close to the wall, and then I couldn't even tell they were animals anymore. They'd look like a tree, or a hill. Then I walked up some stairs to a wall where everyone was painting. I turned to the left and there was a big hole next to the stairs. Vertigo. I almost fell in, but when my foot slipped I jumped it instead. I then went back to the paints, and I decided to paint a lion with it's mouth open in a roar. Then I looked to the right, and the bathroom from Harry Potter 2 was there. I grabbed my mom's hand and walked toward it as it opened. We got in and went down a steep slide. We were at the entrance to a haunted house. I don't think we're in the Chamber of Secrets anymore, Toto! We were at a sort of courtyard, and the house was up a path. I hugged my mom and we walked to the admissions guy. There was a grey couch there, and as many people could fit on it got to go in. I let go of my mom and sat on it. She disappeared somewhere in here. There were people from my 7th grade class on that couch, and the one next to me kept poking me in the ribs. I looked around, and upon closer inspection of the scary things, they were lame and comical. The gate opened, and the guy motioned for us the go in. I had to tie my shoes, so I had to run to catch up to everyone. I couldn't catch up, then my alarm went off. I'll put the other dream in later. Happy Easter y'all!

[Lunalight]

04/09/07 The Search for my DreamGuide Begins...</span> I heart the DEILD method. So I wake up briefly from a dream about me being a swimsuit model, (Teehee) and sneak a quick look at the clock by opening my eyes. I then count, and before I reach 20, I get that feeling of falling. I do a nose RC, and BAM&#33; I am dreaming. So I run and hurl myself through my upstairs window. Instead of hitting the ground, I just fall into blackness and have an FA. I did this at least three times. Once I had a ten second struggle about opening my dream or real eyes. Then I decide to go downstairs so I can get outside. I walk right through my front door, and then pause when I get to the street. I consider flying for a second, then I decide to walk into a house and meet some DCs. It was nighttime. I go up to a door, consider knocking, but then think, "Hell&#33; They&#39;re Dcs&#33; They don&#39;t care if I walk into their house in the middle of the night&#33;" So I unlock about ten locks and step inside. A DC comes out of an upstairs room, looking tired. I ask, "Can you help me find my DreamGuide?" "Yes." "Where&#39;s my DreamGuide?" "Yes, he&#39;s here." I don&#39;t know if she means in this dreamworld, or the house, so I decide to search the house because it&#39;s considerably smaller. So I walk to a table because I see someone hiding under it. The person walks out bearing a striking resembalance to someone I know IRL. He had black spiky hair, (not gross spiky, like how it used to be popular) was wearing black shoes, and a black shirt and jeans. I ask, "Are you my DG?" He says, "No, I&#39;m you&#39;re Friend Guide." I ask, "Can you help me find my DG?" I get an angry, "You can&#39;t find your DG through a Friend Guide&#33;" So we both walk upstairs. I don&#39;t tell him, but I&#39;m still on the lookout for my DG. Just when everything is getting good, I wake up because I have to get to school. <span style="color:#FF0000">Synopsis of important events: I now know my dreamguide is a guy. (YAY) What&#39;s a friend guide? Has anyone encountered a similar figure?

[Lunalight]

04/10/07 Steamroller! 1. I'm walking down the street with my friend Wesley. The street is grey and covered in dirt, like it's very old. A huge machine spanning the entire street appears before me, closing in fast. I dive out of the way, knocking Wesley over in the process. I end up in a narrow alley. The guy driving the steamroller laughs and whistles at me. As he passes, I notice that the street has been repaved. Weird.

[Lunalight]

04/11/07 Strangling Gollum</span> I feel like I&#39;m playing a Lord of the Rings video game. I am riding a horse through a raging battle, passing through all my enemies. The nine Ringwraiths are hot on my tail, slashing me with swords. I keep getting hit, and my horse can&#39;t gallop fast enough to escape their blows. The whole time I&#39;m thinking, "This is the dumbest game ever&#33; I can&#39;t even outrun these bastards&#33;" Then the dream fades into me with my hands around Gollum&#39;s neck. He is struggling, saying, "Gollum&#33; Gollum&#33;" I realize, "Wait, this is Gollum from the LOTR&#33; Why am I killing him?" <span style="color:#4169E1">So I connected back to reality and became lucid. Then the dream began to fade, and Gollum bit me. I could still feel his teeth on my hand, but I could feel my real body too. I forgot about spinning, and woke up.

[Lunalight]

Dream Journal Entries for Friday through Monday will be updated Monday night. I'm sure you'll be right there, on the edge of your seat.

[Lunalight]

04/12/07 The Search for My DreamGuide Continues...With a Shootout&#33;</span> <span style="color:#4169E1">So I have a false awakening and immediatly do a nose RC. Of course, I am dreaming. I step outside my room, and walk to the stairs. I turn, and two guys step out of my room with machine guns. They open fire. I dodge some bullets matrix style, straighten up, and let the rest hit me. (Haha, I&#39;m bulletproof.) I form my hands in the shape of a shotgun, and one appears in my hands. I shoot one of the guys and he drops his gun. I hop over the railing, and slow time so I reach the gun before the other guy. (He was only like two steps away when I started running) I pick up the gun, and shoot the other guy in the face, point blank. I drop the gun and head down the stairs. I phase right through the front door. (I am becoming quite the master at phasing) I see about five or six people standing in the street. I ask a girl with curly hair if she can lead me to my Dreamguide. She starts walking and I follow. She leads me behind my house, where I see a tall, skeletal woman. I ask if she&#39;s my DG, and she doesn&#39;t answer. On her neck she has a large red square that looks suspiciously like a target we were throwing softballs at in PE. I get angry at her for wasting my valuable time, and punch her in the face. My alarm sounds.

[Lunalight]

04/13/07 Just Another Lucid</span> <span style="color:#4169E1">I&#39;m at my old house, and I do a nose RC because my breathing feels a little weird. I am dreaming, and rub my hands together. Apparently, myself and few other people are selling Peeps. A man who looks like a plumber asks if he can have one, and I reply, annoyed, "You can have one when the dream is over&#33;" I lauge out loud at my little joke. I walk outside and see Miles. I will him to kiss my neck and he does. I remember that I should be looking for my DG when a helicopter descends from the sky. I run back inside and to the bathroom, where I try rubbing my hands and looking at them. Then my alarm goes off.

[Lunalight]

04/14/07 Too lazy to write any dreams down. Can you blame me? I had a 7 hour car ride home, and got home at 11! I couldn't remember any dreams anyway, because I didn't wake up in between.

[_short_]

Omg... how long have you been practicing LDing, I mean the amount you have is amazing. Lucid dreaming came naturally to me and I'm not even close to that good. But then again I do get quite lazy ALOT. =p

[Lunalight]

04/18/07 Purple Monsters So I'm in an old, grey house, aware that I am in a video game. A gelatinous purple monster with yellow eyes enters the room, and I kill him by swinging a Wii remote. The dream flashes to me on the couch viewing a game guide. It mentions a secret blue boat that I can get. I'm back in the game and a skeleton who looks a lot like the Grim Reaper shows up, but he's wearing a purple robe. My field of vision turns red, and I hold up a bow. A word starting with "Sac" (I can never remember what things say in my dreams) appears in front of me. I think about it for a second, but then the Grim Reaper starts rushing at me, so I nail him with an arrow. Then, with no warning, I end up on the beach looking at the blue boat I saw in the guide. I guess I won. Seems like I'm missing some days here! Ah, well, I was out of town. _short_, I've known about LDing for a while, (I had my first few naturally) but I've been active at this site and LDing for about 5 months. I'm lazy too. (I swear, worst procrastination ever! ) You'll get better, and Good Luck!

[Lunalight]

04/19/07 Oh, It's Weird. And I'm an Idiot! Really I am. So I have an FA, where I remember something I must have been thinking in real life, but I thought it was in a dream. So I say, gotta write that down! It's a poem, something like this: Cavern walls know no laughter, Earth knows no suffering, Rain, like us, Beats down on our stone cold hearts. In the dream it seemed really good. So I said, "I have to put that in my sig at DV!" Then a girl who I don't like, who doesn't live in my room, asked me how I knew how to spell cavern. "It's an easy word!" I said. Then I looked at it and the word had changed from pen to red block letters. God, the dream signs are just piling up! If that wasn't enough, I did a nose RC, but thought nothing of it, because that girl interrupted me!

[Lunalight]

04/20/07 FRIENDS I love it when I dream about TV shows, because my entire field of vision is the screen. So I was watching FRIENDS, and someone told Joey to color a Goldfish, (as in the snack) but he did it wrong and they got mad. Can't really remember the details.