Thread: Big Moot's (e·the·re·ous accounts)

21.08.2009

Convolution (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

A friend, whom has passed away, and I are walking along a road. The road is next to a lake. We are searching for bait to go fishing. We come upon a man and woman that are trapping crawfish in some small traps. I ask them if we can buy some crawfish from them. They tell me that they cannot spare any crawfish but, they would give me some material to build my own traps. I thank them for the material. We are again walking down the road. We come upon a wharf. I see some extremely large fish next to the dock. They are floating above the water. My brother-in-law is standing on the wharf and looking into the water. I ask him what he is doing and he tells me that he is looking at a large bear that is under. I cannot see the bear. He looks at me and says, "I'm going to try to ride that bear". He jumps into the water onto the bear's back. The bear begins running toward the shore with my brother-in-law on his back. Suddenly I'm at work. One of our former employees is there. He ask me if I still have his essay. I tell him yes, and that I kept it in a safe place for him. We depart for my office to get the essay. I tell him that I have added to the esay. He said that he didn't mind. The alarm clock rings.

24.08.2009

Missed Dream Signs (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm outside of the Creole Kitchen in my home town. A man that I don't know and Dan Rather are walking out. I hear the stranger tell Dan Rather that they are going to go to my dad's house to do a story. They are going to report that my dad has been building this house for 15 years and try to embarrass him. (DS it did take 15 years to build the house, but dad completed the house 15 years ago.) I'm aggravated that they are going to try to make a fool of my dad, because there are good reasons for taking so long to build the house. Dad would work on the house when he could afford to buy material, instead of borrowing money to buy it. I decide to follow them. They cross the road into my dad's yard. I see my son playing in the back yard. When we get to the front of the house, I see my mom, dad, and myself (DS) on the front porch. Dan Rather asks my dad if he can interview him. My dad says, "Sure, come on it". Dan Rather, my dad, and I go to his office. Dan Rather ask my dad, "Mr. Mouton, why is it taking so long to complete this house"? My dad pulls out a Colt .45 and points it at Dan Rather and says, "Get the f*** out of my house, Dan Rather"! Dan Rather screams like a girl and runs out of the house onto the drive way. Dan pulls out a pistol and it's obvious that he doesn’t know what he is doing, because he's waving it around and crying. Dan drops the gun and is running around and freaking out. My dad and I are laughing at him, because Dan and the stranger's plan backfired. I tell dad, "I'll handle it from here". I pick up the pistol that Dan dropped, unload it, then give it back to Dan Rather who is still shaking like a leaf and crying. I tell Dan, "You get the hell out of here, and never come back, you big sissy".

Somehow, I'm back in Lake Charles. I'm standing on the top of the 210 bridge, which is not a bridge but an enormous slide. I decide that I'm going to go down, head first. I slide down and begin walking to work. My alarm clock rings!

31.08.2009

Red Clouds (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm laying on my back looking up at the sky. It is overcast and the clouds are moving fast overhead. The clouds are colored red, not like at sunrise or sunset, they are a darker shade. (DS) I realize that I must be dreaming. Suddenly everything stops. The clouds are now frozen in the sky. Things begin to fade. I awake thinking I wish I could have stayed in longer.

09.09.2009

Pretty good for kids (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My friend, Ryan and I are in a truck driving somewhere. We exit the interstate and take a wrong turn. We decide to follow the road to see where it leads us. We end up at a park where some teen band are setting up to play some music. They start to do a sound check and to my supprise they sound and play really well. The drums look weird, some technology that I've never seen before. (DS) When they finish sound check, I go to the lead vocalist for a chat. He's a pretty cool dude. I tell him that Ryan and I are going to hang around to hear them play, but I'm going to make a beer run first. He gives me $20 bucks to buy some beer for his band.

I leave without Ryan. I arrive at a store, not far from the park. The store is long and narrow. Someone tells me that the beer is located in the back of the store. I get the beer and pay for it, then start heading back to the park. On the way, the sun sets quickly. (DS) I decide to sleep on the ground. I lay on the ground and can hear coyotes in the distance. I fall asleep. (DS) The sun rises and I awake. Ryan is there and we are discussing something. End of dream.

16.09.2009

Fire, Smoke, Reality, and Dream Induction. (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Allan and I are in a house that belongs to me, but looks nothing like my home. (DS) We are trying to light the fireplace. We get the wood to light and figure out that the damper is stuck. Smoke starts to fill the room. We get the damper to move and the smoke starts to travle up the chimney. I tell Allan that we should go up stairs to check on my kids due to the smoke. We are walking up the stairs, the air has cleared but, the smell of smoke is still pungent. I am awakened by a knock at my front door. I can smell smoke! It's 2:30 AM. I grab my pistol and go to the door. On the way, I see fire, glowing through the curtains in my daughters bed room. There is a woman knocking on my door. I open the door and she tells me that my neighbors house is burning. There are 4 firetrucks there. By 3:30 AM the house had burned to the ground. I stayed up to, help the Firecheif locate my neighbor. We finally find him, he was working the night shift at the hospital. He arrived at 4:00 AM. Everything he owned is gone, except his car and the scrubs that he's wearing. I gave him a couple of changes of cloths, and then went to work at 5:00 AM. I think that my dream was induced by the actual smell of smoke. That's pretty cool!

22.09.2009

Documentation of Dream Signs (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Dad and I are fishing. I throw a cast net and catch some bait fish. They are tubular and black with a white head. They have no eyes, fins, mouth, or gill plates. They are not like anything I've ever seen before. (DS) Dad says that these should be good bait for Red Fish. We travle to a dock where some men are fishing. I try to ease the boat in gently, so as not to disturb the other fishermen, but the boat is hard to control. (DS) Dad is catching fish and, as usual, I'm not. We go home and we're in Dad's old house that he and mom haven't lived in for over 15 years. (DS) It's late, about 2:30 AM. I don't have a clock but it's dark and feels late. I notice that there is a light on in the house behind dad's house. Ms. Dora lives there. I wonder what she is doing up so late, because she's so old. (DS, Ms. Dora passed away several years ago, and the house is no longer there.) The alarm clock wakes me.

23.09.2009

Pioneer (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My boss and I are consulting for a company that I used to work for. We are trying to improve the controls on the Pioneer dive support vessel. We get to a beach and see that the Pioneer is some distance offshore. We swim to the Pioneer. (DS) When we get to the wheel house my boss makes some changes to the programs and begins to test drive the vessel. The vessel is responding very well. One of the company's chief executives arrives and starts commenting on the number of alarms that the systems are generating. My boss is trying to explain that these parameters need to be adjusted, but the executive is confused by the technical jargon and his accent. I grab a small model of the vessel and begin to show the executive what we have accomplished. He realizes that the vessels current performance has greatly improved and thanks us. Wake up time!

24.09.2009

Artificial Memories (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I walk into a bar. There are some people polishing the wooden floors, by hand. I can see that they have completed half of the floor. The part that they have already done looks wonderful. I go to the bar and order a beer. There is a man on the other side of the bar. We begin to talk about the floor and how beautiful it is now. I tell him that I play music here on ocassion. I begin to tell him about how different the bar is form the last time that I came. I'm discribing these changes in great detail. After I woke up, I realized that the changes I was discussing were from a dream that I had previously. I can't remember when I had a dream about the same place, but it seemed like it had been quite some time. Pretty cool stuff!

01.10.2009

Foward facing trailer (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My Dad asks me if I would drive his truck home, because he has other stuff to do. I tell him that I will. I go to his truck and notice that there is a trailer attached to the back and front of the truck! I remember thinking that there is no way that this is going to work. I start the truck and begin to drive. About one block down the road, I loose control of the forward trailer and drive into a large ditch. I get out of the truck and look for a way to get out of this bind. There is a ramp at the end of the ditch. I decide that the best way to do this is to floor the truck and get to Dad's house as quickly as possible. So that's what I do. I make it out of the ditch and steer the vehicle towards Dad's house, which is only two blocks away. I remember screaming, "Get the Hell out of the way", as I'm driving down the side walk. Bystarders are literaly diving out of my way. I arrive at dad's, doing a power slide into his yard. I remember thinking, "Thank goodness that's over"!

Omigod. That truck dream is hilarious!!!

06.10.2009

Swimming Pool (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm on a levee and walking through some large tomato plants. There are green worms on some of the plants. I have a can of wasp and hornet spray so I begin to kill the worms with the spray. Some guy decides he is going to be funny and starts asking me, "Is it pronounced tō-mā-tō or is it pronounced tō-mä-tō?" I remember thinking, "This dope thinks he's cute." To throw him off, I fire back, "Is WHAT pronounced tō-mā-tō or tō-mä-tō? You need to be more specific." The guy gets frustrated with my attitude and leaves. I walk down the levee to a swimming pool. The water is full of purple, coagulated matter. There is some girl next to the pool. She asks me why the pool has coagulated matter in it. I say, "I think they put some flocculent in the pool to remove the suspended solids in the water". The girl then asked me of what did the coagulant consist. I say, "Probably fecal matter." She is extremely disturbed by my comment, which is the reaction that I was hoping for, so she leaves. Workey time!

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

Omigod. That truck dream is hilarious!!!

Yeh, sometimes I wake up laughing. I love those.