Thread: Big Moot's (e·the·re·ous accounts)

Sharks and Stooges
A friend and I are fishing on the bank of a bayou. He catches a shark. I tell him that I would like to catch a shark also. Suddenly I hook a large fish. It's a 25 ft. Great White. I land the fish and begin trying to remove the hook from it's jaw. When I return the fish to the water it begins flipping around and making three stooges noises (Bwu Bwu Bwu Bwu......Neuk Neuk.......). I awoke laughing!

05.08.2009

Great Deal on Nukes (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

A friend and I are talking and he mentioned that one could buy nuclear bombs over the internet. I found the site and purchased a 3 MTon warhead for $100.00. There was an option to purchase it "armed" or "unarmed". Of course, I chose "armed". The company delivered the warhead to my place of employment. They were not really happy about that. They told me I had to keep it in the middle of the room so no one would trip over it and accidently set it off. Wakey Wakey