Ninja's Twilight Zone

Cocaine Blues
I had gotten chosen to substitute in teaching something on a cruise type deal when I started to take cocaine. I went into class loaded with a bit more hidden in a mayonnaise packet.

There was a announcement that there would be a random drug search so I took the bag out of my bag and hid it in my hand. The teacher checked me first, because I looked suspicious. I showed her everything that I had, but she didn't believe me.

To show her that I didn't have drugs I opened the mayonnaise packet, hoping that the drugs couldn't be tasted. I tried them myself and then gave them to her. She apologized and then went onto the next person.

That's when we started to ride and some of the guys wanted to fuck with me since I was new so they put something on the truck that we were riding on and did a scene where they hung someone, but he got away and then started to shoot. I guess it was funny.

Jane came back, saying how mad she was that I had subbed for her, so I told her that she could teach any of the classes that she wanted to.


My phone rang at six in the morning while I was in the middle of a dream, I'm not sure what it was about, but when I opened my eyes I had the hallucination of a colourful balloon animal floating around in my room. It actually kind of scared me because it definately looked real and stayed there for about thirty seconds.

While I'm of the opinion coke is nothing but bad news, I do love Johnny Cash! Hope that dream isn't based on anything real, drugs and school are a bad mix.

"Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed I stuck that lovin' 44 beneath my head"

Nope, I'm not sure where the idea came from.

Matrix
There was a large martix of objects, sort of like blocks that lines up in a grid. Depending on how they arranged themselves they formed different dreams. I would flash from a dream about Halo back to the blocks rearranging themselves, then into a dream about martial arts, then back and forth between multiple dreams.

Ghosts
I was in a hallway and there was the ghost of a boy trapped behind a door. We threw a rope to him. He went for it, but there was another man back there who grabbed him halfway through taking the rope, telling the boy that it was a trick.

I don't recall if we finally got him out or not.

Then there was a spiny ball that wanted me to either go get a red iten or a blue one, but the instant that it told me what colour it wanted it released a horde of Brutes to defend the objects.

I went fast and did some fancy wall jumping to get the item and bring it back.

I read part of The Turn of the Screw yesterday, I also played Halo 3 all day.

No real dreams last night.

Redneck Death
I was on some sort of class trip and everyone cheered as some guy who did nascar passed by us. I booed because I don't get the thrill and think it's a redneck pseudo-sport. Luckily the bus got out of control and slammed into the back of the guys truck, crushing him and lighting the truck on fire.

He sat in the drivers seat burning up and some people, including my mother went out to help him. She listened to his pulse and told me that she needed paint so I went back in the bus and got some. She yelled at me for not caring and I told her that I knew that he was already going to die.

Then the bus stopped and I was carrying Kat somewhere, I'm not sure where, I think I promised her a date.

Dream Fragment
I was out walking around with Sam and decided to kiss her on then cheek.

I like Sam.

Football Argument
A bunch of hicks were watching an american football game while I was trying to watch a real football game. They started to complain and argue with me. A few of them attacked me, but I easily put then in choke holds and the rest backed off.

On The Lamb
I was both a male and female criminal who were ripping people off. We had tried to see a comb to somebody, but they didn't take it. I think we bought their truck from them for two thousand dollars (although we only paid them a thousand.)

Then I was making more of those brushes, and the guy was yelling at me. I had made it poorly and it wouldn't pass. But then I got the brilliant idea of selling the poor quality brushes as brushes for horses, cows, and sheep. My partner liked the idea and we went on the road, looking for all the bad combs that we had just thrown away.

Then we came upon those two guys who we had ripped off. My partner got out and tried to talk to them, but they chased us. We no longer had the truck and kinda slid down the hill. I tell my partner that the bad part isn't over yet when an overzealous sheriff had taken our dog prisoner.

The chawawa was put in a pen while the sheriff shot randomly into the animals. There were bodies everywhere, apparently some dolphins had tried to fly away and their bodies were on the rooftop. I held onto the little dog to try and keep him out of the way.

Grappling a Wrestler
I was at the YMCA getting ready to play soccer when a huge guy came in. He was about three times the size of me and was a wrestling champ so for some reason I grabbed his arm and put him in an armlock. He resisted, but I was able to take him to the ground. His muscle made it difficult for me to dominate him, but I was able to do with him what I wanted. He got me on my back, but I put him in guard. I managed to put him in a triangle choke.

Porn
I was directing a porno and the girl was giving another girl a blowjob (I guess with a strap-on.) Then she wanted it in the ass.

Clubbing
I was in line to get into a club. I was able to push my way to the middle of the line, but couldn't go any further. I ran into Meghan and started to talk to her.

Eventually I got into the club to find it fairly empty still, it was early. I found a punching bag where a friend was hitting it near my old roommate. I told me roommate to show him up and he suggested that I do it, since he's never seen me strike anything. I started kicking the bag, but it moved oddly.

Meghan IM'd me the other day, but I wasn't here.

Anger and Pasta
We were at Dad's old house and Jeremy was having a temper tantrum so I locked him out of the house. He drove away and came back with a pair of bowling balls and broke the screen door down with them. But I took them so that he couldn't break down my door.

He had a number of schemes to get into my room, including using a fishing pole to grab the window and have ti come apart. They didn't work and dad soon came home and he stopped, pretending as if nothing happened.

Then we all at pasta.

Dodgeball
I was in the YMCA playing dodgeball. There were a number of us on our team, but I was the start player as usual and I kept catching almost everything that they threw at us. Unfortunately they weren't going off the court so I had to keep pegging them with the balls to get them to leave.

Then Ed Yannis was I went outside to cool off and I noticed that he had three dodgeballs hidden under his shirt. He wanted to steal them I guess so we went back inside and I started laughing.

Series of Odd Events
I was playing around with this girl, feeling her up and other people walked in. I guess she needed to change, but didn't want them to see so she turned to me and took her top off. That's all I remember of that, but the next thing I know I was grappling with Jon Tyler.

He was twice the size of me, and moved pretty well, but I managed to put him in a triangle. Then me and a bunch of people were heading up Pete's room, looking at the picture on the wall. The way into Pete's room was a tight squeeze so I pulled back the mission and went with just my brother.

We fooled around his room, looking through his books and stuff. I think Bennett was there too, he opened some of Pete's drawers, one of them held a few decks of cards.

Thought I was Dreaming
It was outside my window in the shape of a clown. He snarled at me, but I told him that I was dreaming and I didn't need to be scared of him. I threw a spearhand into the wall to test the theory that I might be dreaming, but I bounced off to it. It tried a few more times before coming to the conclusion that this was real. I told him that I still wasn't afraid of him, so I took a shower.

I tried to WILD for about ten minutes and had some faint imagery, but don't remember what it was. I had to stop because of an bad itch.

Fantasy and Work
I was in the shed and having a fantasy about a gorgeous girl, who from time to time was there, but I knew was just part of my imagination, but I wasn't lucid dreaming.

I kissed her body all over and when I started to rub her clitoris she moaned really loudly, but after a while said that I was being too rough with it so I switched to my left hand, which was more nimble.

She moaned loudly, but she was really sensitive and she still said I was hurting her so I slid my fingers inside of her and rubbed her g-spot, which really made her moan. I went down on her and hoped that she would do the same for me. She was a gorgeous blonde in either a light purple or white bathing suit.

Then I realized that I was supposed to be watching the bumper boats so I ran up there to find people swimming in the pool with the tubes.

I got them out and told them that I needed to put the boats together. They were obviously annoyed that I hadn't been there. I tried to assemble an engine, but it took me forever to find the propeller. I eventually found it and started to put them together again.

I'm writing a program for my graphics class with bumper cars.

Jaws
I watched a large cruise ship go by me twice, then I found myself on it, but somehow fell into the water with two other people. The current was strong and we were getting pulled out to sea. There was a buoy that we grabbed onto, but knew that we needed to get out of the water. There was a shark in the water and we would get hypothermia. There was a boat nearby. I let go of the buoy and swam towards it.

The current pulled us past the anchour line, but I managed to grab the last piece of rope on it before the current dragged us out to sea forever. We jumped between platforms as the shark swam around us, but couldn't get back on land.

We boarded a very large ship. but it wasn't a boat like structure, it was something else, built sort of like a spiral. Mister Burns took a gun and went above to try and take over the boat.

Me and my friend yelled to al older lady who spotted us and came to get us on a tiny boat with an outboard motor. As we were about to climb on board with her, the motor died and she was stranded now with us.

I tried to pull her tiny boat out of the water, but the shark attacked us, flipping the boat that we had been on. I leaped onto dry land, as did my friend, but the shark ate the woman.

Last night by brother's girlfriend mentioned lucid dreaming and just like that my very long dry spell is over. This one was a lot of fun and had two lucid stages.

Rooftops Lucid
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I was swimming underwater with someone. We were where saltwater met freshwater and the saltwater was heavier so it there was clear distinction between the two layers and it looked really cool. I'll have to take a screenshot from Planet Earth, because that's just what it looked like.

We were now in someone's backyard and the salt water was so much more dense that the freshwater that it flowed and even made an underwater waterfall. We swimming up the stairs, but the water kept disappearing. Now I knew that it was a dream, but was just barely lucid. I told him to know it and the water returned.

We looked through someone's stuff, there was a game in there and underneath some stuff there was some incriminating stuff, but I forget what. It was something that told us that there were ghosts in the house. They we heard someone stir in the next room. I leap from the side porch that we had climbed up and landed on the neighbour's garage.

I realized that I had floated through the air and replaced it again with water. I then gave up on the water and started to jump between roof, falling every once in a while, because I was barely lucid still. I hated taking the extra steps when I missed I would have to wind back up to be able to jump on the roof from the street.

Then I ran through a fence. That made me completely lucid and now I knew exactly what I was doing. I ran through a mirror, knowing that the scene would change. It didn't, I just ended up in the reflection. I kept running, and saw a swimming pool, i'd never gone through water before so ran into it.

Oops, I bounced off of it for some reason. I found that odd, but stepped back and did something else cool with it. I jumped up, and pulled a Jesus, stepping on the water so that I could jump onto the roof.

I landed near the top, but wanted to get to the next building, but didn't think that I could reach the top. I needed to get around the side of the building so I dug my hand into the ice that caked the roof (I wasn't all the way up, more on a lip.) I got one hand in, I jammed my fingertips in the ice as hard as I could a few times before it stuck. Then I kicked off and flew to the next building.

I imagined myself climbing up it and when I made it to the roof I made a handle for me to grab onto. I pulled myself up and noticed an airstrip on the roof. Maybe the dream was telling me to fly, I was going to check it out, but the dream faded away.

I ran the steamtown marathon today and had to get up really early for it, I don't remember my dreams.

Exercise Ball
Bryan came up to me on my way back to my apartment and tossed me his exercise ball and I punched it back to him. He was impressed at my reaction time so decided to kick it for fun.

It bounced off of the building behind us and ended up in the street (hell of a kick.) A car ran into it and exploded in a white mist.

I remember having a dream, but can't recall what it was now.

Bus Stripping
I was in the back of a bus, I think a school bus. There was a girl there who was rubbing guys down with lotion. She getting a massage now from behind, but she kept touching me.

Then it was the guys turn and she wanted to play with him and started to spank him. We all turned away and went about our business. We were keeping tallies on things that happened on the bus. I asked about what was going on in the back.

He said he didn't give a shit.

Soccer
I was on some sort of class trip in high school and I was walking around alone because I was in a pissy mood. I saw some kids juggling a futbol around so I went to play with them. They let me in, but one of the kids was being an asshole so I beat him up.

Then I went to a cafeteria to eat some cake, my grandfather was there too. I kept looking for my friends, but couldn't find them so I sat with the soccer guys.

I started up on B6 again last night and it must have worked because I had three extremely detailed dreams and a long lucid.

AC/DC Lucid
I was going with my friends to an AC/DC concert. We started outside in a very crowded hallway, but quickly went inside and handed the guy our tickets. I dropped mine momentarily, but picked it up again and gave it to him. Those three seconds made me loose my friends.

I looked around for them, but couldn't find any of them, but I guess Punzi had lost them too and found me. I got a text message from Meghan who said she was just getting there. I watched the door for her and when she showed up I waved her up. She was with Jacqui and a few other girls.

Then the dream flash-backed to our trip to the concert. We were flying, we had weird, very light wings that strapped to one of our arms, but seemed to be human powered. I was flying pretty well, but we kept coming back down and need to get a running start again.

I ran fast and headed up over some powerlines, doing a dolphin kick to try and propel myself, but it was slow going. There were two cars coming and I kicked off of their doors, but still moved slowly.

The other guys were trying to get me to get in a car, but this was more fun. I landed again on the road that ran next to Carousel, but it was gravel. I suddenly became lucid and decided not to go to the concert, even though the dream characters were still trying to get me to hurry up.

I took a running start and soared into the air with my arms spread wide like a bird. I took an abrupt turn and tried to imagine a hole in the ground that would allow me to travel down to Hell.

The hole that formed was far too small for me to shoot down so I leveled out and landed again. I put my arm down the hole and came to the conclusion that it was just a drain.

Now I was inside and there was a mirror in front of me. I reached out and tried to grab my reflection's hand to pull him out, but I bounced off of the glass. That was weird so I tried to push my hand through the glass, again nothing. I walked into it, expecting to go through it, but bounced again.

I thought about breaking the glass but didn't, but the solidity of the wall made me question my dream. I looked down at my hands. Surprisingly they were as sharp as day. I could see every crease in my palm and even my fingerprints.

I tried to push one hand through the other, but that didn't work either. Now I was unsure if I was dreaming or not, but still lucid. I walked upstairs for something that would solidify my lucidity again.

I saw my bedroom window and jumped through it. The glass broke, I didn't go right through it like I normally do (probably because I was questioning.) I realized that it was a poor way to test as I fell, but knew how to fly so I spread my arms and made a nice arch, using the speed that I had built up in the fall to soar really high.

I then hovered there and closed my eyes, imagining the ground tearing open and there being a cave deep down in the chasm that was Hell, but when I opened my eyes I saw my room.

I wrote down my dream in a dream journal, once I found it. It was in the right place, but my green coloured pencil (which I don't have,) was on my desk. The journal was messy and the pages weren't normal notebook pages. Then I woke up for real.

Control Room
I was playing Halo 3 and exploring around the control room. I walked up the edge of the building and found the invisible barrier. I then noticed a series of calculators and stickers along the edge. I thought it was an easter egg so I picked up a number of the calculators. They were all different and all displayed different things. The numbers changed every few moments and none of them actually worked.

It should have made me lucid, but I thought that I was in a video game. I then climbed the rest of the way up, following the line of calculators and came to a Start button.

Homer Simpson climbed into the hole that was there first and I followed. "Don't judge me," he said. He was eating the mud that covered the ground and ceiling. There was stuff in the way, forcing us to crawl through the mud, but then I started knocking the stuff out of the way.

Then a man showed up behind a barrier. He tried to get the young boy that was with us to get a job somewhere when he was 14 and kill the two guards that were keeping him hostage.

Now I was walking up a set of stairs to try and find Shannon. I walked to her room and knocked on the door and I heard someone moving around, but it was Heather. She came out of the room with shower stuff. She said that I had just missed Shannon and that Sam was with her.

She cried for a moment, I asked her what was wrong, but she just went into the women's room. I walked down the hall, hoping to meet up with Shannon, realizing that Sam wasn't Heather's boyfriends name. I tried to figure out what was going on.

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Then the dream flash-backed to our trip to the concert. We were flying, we had weird, very light wings that strapped to one of our arms, but seemed to be human powered. I was flying pretty well, but we kept coming back down and need to get a running start again.

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I love those old black and white videos of people trying to fly with wings on their arms.

Lol, the rigs were kind of like that, except they worked for the most part.

Jade
I was in a computer class and everyone was taking a break. Jade was in the class, I was going to talk to her, but decided to go sit by the window instead. she came over to me and we started chatting.

I don't know how it came to this, but we ended up outside, while her boyfriend was inside, having sex. I had picked her up and laid her on the ground and started making out before she wrapped her legs around me. We ended up going doggy style too.

Amanda
We were sitting in front of my television naked like we used to. I put my arm on her shoulder and she started to kiss my hand. I moved it down to her breast and she put her hands on my balls.

Take the Plunge
I was being chased by the police, but I didn't care, what I was going to do would be worth the arrest. I went up a mountain, thinking the cops couldn't follow me and there was already a broken down car on it. My motorcycle flew right by them, then I stopped around a corner. I got a call.

It was from my aunt, she tried to talk me out of proposing. I'm not sure who I was asking me marry me (Sam?) I hung up on her and found Sam, who got a phone call. She was surprised to learn that it was for me, it was Aunt Sue again.

She told me that being too romantic was bad and told me how Bill had gave the ring to her. I told her that I'd think about it. I don't remember what I did.

#8 Pencils
I was at a store, and I knew the owner, but was going to steal some new pencils to draw with anyway. I noticed a packet of #8s, which was weird. I didn't think that they made softer than #6, but thought that they would be good for shading so picked them up. a guy was complaining that my car had boxed him in so I moved it.

The Pier
I was in my graphics class (but not he room.) Amber Nolan was in my class and she offered to show off hers first. She started well, but then messed up her coordinate system so I offered to help. She had done it correctly in the project, but was forgetting how to recreate it.

After class I told her that we should hang out since we hadn't done that since we had gotten to school Then I went into the bathroom. I was a new student in a school of troubled kids.

It was a unisex bathroom and Sloane was changing. Damn, she looked hot. I had a knife and keep playing with it. It wasn't a defensive weapon, I just had it. We were on a pier and the teachers were looking for one of the girls.

I noticed her way up on a ship, on the edge. She jumped into the water. I ran to the water, dropping my knife and whatever else I had, but slowed down as Noah beat me into the water. I ran and jumped in after I realized that he couldn't find her.

I dove deep, but couldn't find her either and made my way to the surface. We all morned her suicide and a friend gave me a new knife, knowing that I liked mine, which had fallen through the cracks in the pier.

I noticed Lindsay and everyone gawked at her, I went over to say hi.

Sloane was in my dream because I had read my dream journal last night and it mentioned her.

Heavyweight
I was in a ring with a heavyweight boxing champion. I kept my hands up, knowing that one punch from him could really hurt me. I threw a number of good jabs and a chop, but it didn't even seem to hurt him. I don't remember if it was an MMA fight, but I didn't think to bring him to the ground and beat him there. I don't think I kicked him once either.

I had a lot of weird dreams last night, but only remember the last one. I think because I didn't know how to explain them.

Sam
I was in the school book store and I noticed Sam. She flashed her blue eyes at me and we started to talk. She said she was having a problem on the computer so I offered to help her. Turns out she had three computers on, all trying to do the same thing. I started to make fun of her for that.