Thread: Ninja's Twilight Zone

Series of Dreams
This is all one big dream, but I think I may have woken and reentered it a few times, but I'm not positive.

I'm in a mansion, I'm JD from Scrubs and Turk is helping some fat old speaker pick something out, but he's taking forever so JD decides to take things into his own hands. He puts on a fat suit and black makeup and does the speech himself.

Now Turk has to keep him away from the room where JD is giving the speech so he goes upstairs to Carla, who doesn't like this man. They start to fight and she literally throws him down the stairs and in the fight the house gets destroyed.

Now I'm walking down 191 near the old karate studio and Susan asks a group of four girls if they would teach a class. I offer to as well incase the girls don't want to, and push myself onto Susan, not knowing why should wouldn't want a black-belt to teach.

They are undecided and something costs 98 dollars that they don't have, being a student there I don't have to pay it so I will teach, but right now I'm in a video game. I have a helicopter, I'm supposed to wait for other people but take it and go off on my own.

I have to press a mouse button on my back to fly and the space bar on my stomach to shoot. It's hard to control, but I eventually get it. I slaughter the Elites (from Halo) that are in my way and see the other members of my group looking around, not knowing what to do.

I go land in front of them, but don't want them to see the helicopter so I become the helicopter and shape-shift as the blades disappear into my back. I meet up with them and then try to fly again with the helicopter blades in my back, but fall on my face. I know that I have to believe that I can fly, like a lucid dream, but I forgot about the buttons, I thought that I was doing it mentally.

I got up a few times, but then fell back down and landed on my stomach. I gave up and we all went up the street to look for a fight. I see a group of Elites looking at something so I take Valerie's gun from her, in the intension to use mine and hers together but end up just using her. Their backs are turned so I sneak up behind them and try to hit them in the back of the head with the butt of the gun.

On of them turns, it's Jeremy Brady. I shoot him in the head and then the other three turn on me. Two of them are Samus from Metroid and the other is a white Elite. I kill the two Samuses but can't kill the elite, then I remember that I meant to use two weapons.

I restart that scene and go in with twin guns blazing and kill all but the last Elite again, but this time I'm not alone, my buddies back me up. The Elite starts tearing at the wall, making an opening.

"That was stupid," I tell him, about to kill him as he tries to go through it. Then a T-Rex falls out of the hole. "Oh shit," there are velociraptors too. Valerie is stuck under a tree or something that the Elite moved. I stay with her and protect her from the dinosaurs. For some reason I'm shirtless and she licks my nipple. It tickles so I tell her not to do that as I grab one of the raptors by the neck and tell an old man there to shoot it in the head as I hold it. He doesn't.

Now I'm watching television, Valerie is still there, but that's it. My mother is there too. Sean Craig is on television debuting in a MMA fight. He gets hurt pretty quickly, but after an impressive showing in grappling. He doesn't get how tough MMA is, and Cheng, Mulligan, and Jason all show up and I show them the television as I pick up a beer as a restorer.

Cheng asks me how I am and I say that I'm a little bit hung-over and he laughs, pleased.

I saw Halloween last night so that's where all the tearing apart the house and the walls came from. I also drank a decent amount with Valerie after the movie and did wake up with a minor hangover.

Wentz
I was at a weight room with Wentz, she was trying to get me to go with her. I go with her and we are going to play volleyball, but I keep picking on her. For some reason she goes down on her hands and knees and I pick her up by the feet. She tells me to stop and that I'm worse than some boyfriend that she had.

Getting Something
Susan starts a karate class, but I need to go get something out of my bag. I get a hair tie, I guess that I have long hair now, and two other things, but I forget what they were and then go back to the top of the line and bow. Sue goes onto some long rant about the lowest stance while we are in an open handed low block. Rika is moving oddly and Susan asks if there is someone at the door and she responds by saying that she just farted.

Basement Gravity Lucid
I was in my grandfather's basement with two friends, one male and one female, but gravity seems to be controlled by us. We can voluntarily change the direction of gravity. For now it's going sideways so we grab onto some PVC pipes that crisscross the basement now and start to climb on them.

I climb on a flexible pipe that bends under my weight and drink a Mountain Dew. I spit it out to find that it's red Mountain Dew (odd, I hate Mountain Dew.) The girl says that it looked green because of the way that I moved and because I had been looking at green things for a while.

I agree and then go after a 7up and my friends think that it's gross. I jump back down to the ground. I then have a thought and walk up the wall to go back to my friends and say that if the Doppler effected had made the red Mountain Dew look green, shouldn't it have corrected when I stopped moving?

They aren't sure, so I jump up on the ceiling and start yelling at the ceiling, asking what the hell is going on? I meant the powers that we had over gravity.

I jump down onto a tool bench and think to myself if I was dreaming... that's as far as I got. I go lucid and land on the table and measure it. I wanted as much detail from my dream as possible. The table was twenty two inches across. There were two packs of batteries on it, one of them was AA.

"How did I get here?" I yell at the table, and then stab it with a small saw and cut it a few times down the middle. I then decide to measure the length of it. It was only thirty three inches, but the ruler looks weird. Each inch seemed to be about two inches long.

I jump to the ceiling, knowing that because the dream was so surreal in the first place, the use of simple magic wouldn't wake me up. Then I jumped through the staircase. I looked around and ran as fast as I could and jumped through the cinderblock wall.

I flopped on the ground and rolled as I hit the hill outside. The entire world seemed wrong, the colours were dull and all wrong, there were odd geometric shapes out there, but that quickly faded. I guess my mind hadn't built the outside yet so it struggled to make it. So I stood up and tried to jump through the ground. I was trying to go to Hell and explore, but I bounced off of the ground.

I tried to jump off of something higher so I went towards the woodshed and jumped off of the edge there, straight down. I flopped down again and for some reason Spartans jumped into my head. There was something about identifying bodies from tags.

I didn't want to dive again because I knew that my dream hands would be fine, but didn't want to break my real ones.

I saw a commercial for red Mountain Dew that was special for Halo 3, I found it odd. Why can't I get into Hell?

Thieving
I was scoping out my old neighbourhood. I was looking specifically for places without dogs. I found a house and broke in with a credit card. I knew that the man who owned the house wasn't there, but his daughter was. I started to have some foreplay with her. She kissed me on the stomach, then vanished.

I forgot all about her and went about, looking around the house. I don't think that I took anything, so I went outside just as my brother, our dog, and the owner of the house were coming up the street. I pretended to be running and picked up a huge rock.

I ran with the rock until the top of the street, struggling the whole way. Then I threw down the rock and coasted down the hill. I stopped to chat with them. He asked me what I was doing and I said that I was looking for ice for my thumb, I showed him the bruise, but he didn't see it.

He knew that I had broken in. I told him that I found the door open, I jiggled the knob, but didn't actually go in. He said that it was closed. I needed to convince him that his son had left it open, because I had left it unlocked.

He then talked with my mom about gardening as his son showed up looking for a servant that was working with our air conditioner. I didn't think that we had one, our A/Cs had been put away.

We did put away our air conditioners yesterday.

Pool
I was back in middle school or high school, not sure which. We were playing pool with crappy balls, some were missing so we improvised. I don't remember much else, I think that I was playing with Candice.

Glad that I broke my lucid dryspell, maybe it's because I'm working on that study. I wish that I had checked the lucid task for September, it was definitely stable enough to do one.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

I climb on a flexible pipe that bends under my weight and drink a Mountain Dew. I spit it out to find that it's red Mountain Dew (odd, I hate Mountain Dew.)

That red Mountain Dew really is disgusting.

Dream Fragment
I was outside and the dog had buried a ton of tennis balls all over the yard, mostly along the fence. Some of them had mold and shit growing on them, some were smoldering as if they were burned. I picked up three of them and shook them off and took them up near Molly on the back porch of the old house.

Lucy got a new tennis ball last night.

heather, pa's muffler, resident evil
Resident Evil
I was fighting somebody, I think it was the girl from Resident Evil, or maybe I was her, I forget which. I needed to get a disc that had a hologram of a snowblower on it. Then I got in the water on a fast little boat that was nearly destroyed by two warships and got to a hanger over the water that held a real snowblower.

I asked what the plan was that we needed a holographic and a real snowblower, but I forget the answer.

Dream Fragment
I was at my grandfather's house, I think that I was staying there for a while and I had a pipe that was part of his muffler and it was dirty so I took it to the shower and rinsed it out. I noticed that there was sand in the water, and told him that he needed to filter that.

The Girls
I was on my way to Mowrey to see the girls and was walking behind Josh and his girlfriend (not sure if it was Lauren or not.) He noticed me and we said hi, then he went one way and I went another. I went the way of a dead end, it only went to the second floor so I went back around.

I was then in a cafeteria, but the girl's room was still there. I looked under the door to see if the light was on. I hadn't called them, I was just popping in. I knock gently and put my eye to the peephole. The peep hole goes black and there is a loud bang that scares the hell out of me.

Shannon opens the door and Heather soon follows. Heather jumps into a box for no reason and I help her get her feet in, then I pick her up. She asks me if I want to go to lunch with them and I say that's why I came over, then I think the box breaks and she falls.

No dream recall last night.

You Drove 4 Hours For That?
My father was at my door wanting to know if I was okay. Apparently, something had gone wrong, but it wasn't that serious and I was stunned that he had driven so far just to ask me that.

I then went out to see him packing the car up, getting ready to go home. Becky's friends had invited him for a beer and I told him to stay and have one with us. He was already planning on it. I tried to convince him to stay overnight.

Damn, I had it when I woke up, but forgot already.

Truckers
Me and an uncle were traveling through the midwest, switching lanes and even roads in our car at will. We stopped at a truck stop and I forget what we did, but we either destroyed or stole something from one of the truckers that made them come after us.

Dream Fragment
I was coming back from something and saw my father talking to Tina, she had been teaching a grappling class so I came up behind her and put her in a choke and she threw me over her shoulder.

Triplets
My grandfather and I were going to check the tire pressure for our cars, but he needed something that was part of a plant that his neighbours had let him put in their garden.

that neighbour had moved and the new one was a bitch, she just wanted me for sex and there were three blonde triplets who all wanted the same thing so I hid. These girls were gorgeous, I'm not sure why I was hiding, but I think that I thought that they wanted sex and then other stuff too.

My roommate said that she is having her friends (a set of hot triplets,) over next weekend.

Flying
I was flying a little Cessna and I couldn't figure out how to get home. My family was there, it was hard to control this plane, especially since we never got more than a few feet from the ground. I pulled up to get above the trees to make a wide turn so that we could get going north east, but somehow I turned and ended up going south west.

Series of Events
I was at a job or an internship doing something that I didn't understand with computers. This wasn't even a computer company, I'm not sure what I was supposed to do, but a woman was showing a bunch of us around.

I met a really cute girl and started to dance, feel her up, and make out with her in front of everyone, then in private.

Then I slaughtered them. I ended up waist deep in their blood and there was another old man there who had the keys to the shackles that were holding me in place until the police got there. He let me go.

I got into my car and some kids were making fun of me, I'm not sure if I killed them or not, but I asked them to give me a rolling start since the car's starter didn't work. I put it in neutral and then after rolling down the hill I put it in gear and tried to start it. I realized that the key wasn't turning, after three tried I got the car to start.

I went back up the hill after some kids.

Another Series of Dreams
I was having my literature professor give out assignments to edit a book for me. I had created a lion that was biting me for some reason, and it hurt. Then there were a number of poor people from Friday the 13th and the woman was saying how ugly the man was who needed some food.

Jesse comes home to our apartments (Amey's apartments,) there were brownies on the counter and I had one when Jesse looked at it and thought about taking one. All of the beer was gone for some reason.

No recallable dream, I gotta figure out how to get a notebook near my bed.

Sarah
I was at some sort of amusement park with Sarah Mac and she was tired so she asked me to pick her up. I picked her up and kissed her cheek before I noticed how much my legs hurt from running.

I sat down in kind of a falling motion, but realized that I didn't want to sit down in the middle of the walkway so I brought her over to a bunch of tables and sat down there. We continued to make out, but then on the ride home she turned into a dog. Literally, she was my lab, Jordan.

Dream Fragment
I was looking for something in the high school. It was summer or else the last day of school and all of the students and some of the teachers were already gone.

Broken Brake Line
My brother was driving somewhere and we were coming up on the Route 6 Plaza when I noticed that the line (on top of the hood) had come off of it's connection. It was the brake line so I jiggled it and tried to get it back in it's spot, I could hold it there for a moment but when we came to the bottom of the hill I told my brother to stop.

He hit the brakes and I held the line in as best that I could then slammed it in Park. He wanted to keep driving, but I insisted that he put it in park and turn on the four-ways.

Then a female mechanic came and looked at it. She fixed something, but when I showed her the break in the connection she said that she would have to order a new piece for it.

I was drunk last night so I don't really remember my dreams, I know that they were very sexual in nature, but no details.

Masked Hero
I was a makeup part of a movie. We were going through rehearsals and We were trying to get the mask on the hero quickly so that we didn't have to stop shooting. I turn on Meat Loaf as I work. I then had an idea for an extra scene where the masked hero as a child puts it on (it is the family symbol after-all,) and saves his family from a burning building.

Gangsters
I was a former gang member helping the police catch some other members of my gang. While they were looking I noticed three of them and pointed them out. They shot them on sight and nearly shot me in the process, but I dove out of the way.

they decided to detain the last few members of my gang and I helped shuffle them on the bus. I'm on the bus too and it's a ninety minute ride so I pull out a stolen iPod and am going to watch a movie. But then I start to run. After a few miles I ran past the people that I had helped catch, but then looking back I noticed two officers running after me.

Somehow they caught me and I tried to hide in a set of bleachers, but I couldn't get completely out of sight and four cops, Tim Allen and Tim Taylor caught me. I fought them for a while until some big wrestler grabbed my legs. He bragged about how strong his arms were and how great his wrestling is, but I quickly got him into a triangle choke and made him pass out. Then I ran into a refrigerator from some reason, getting my food for th next day of running.

They found me in the fridge so I held the door shut. I could escape out the back, but I couldn't get it open.

Microlab Jester
I went up to the lab attendant that was on duty to get some paper for the printer. He found it odd that I couldn't get in by myself so he sent microlab an email. Then I was a jester of some kind in the computer lab, wearing a black suit with lights on it and riding a unicycle. Then the ground started to suck me in.

The sinkhole thought came from The Simpsons Movie which I watched last night.

Val In Karate Class?
The master instructor was splitting us up by skill to practice choke escapes. I accidentally went to the senior position but then moved back to the junior position. I choked Valerie and she showed me the move, then I did it and showed her one.

I bought a notebook that I managed to place under my bed on the dresser so I can write down my dreams as I wake from them again.

Volunteering
I showed up from the rain in a small place where a bunch of people were waiting for someone to show up. They said that I had to first talk to the man in charge and have an overnight bag. They must have thought that I was someone else.

I waited for a minute, thinking that I would talk to him when he came in, but then I decided to go out and look for him. I went around the houses looking for him and accidentally came across Tom. He told me that the house that I wanted was 619 so we went there. We said goodbye and I explained to the guy who I was and that I wanted to volunteer.

He was pleased and asked me which group of kids I would be most comfortable with and I said that I was good with all ages because of my cousins and stuff, but high school would be the most fun.

He said he was the opposite way, he liked the K-5 kids the best.

Some woman was on the phone saying somehting about a new group of kids at Walmart while I was waiting for my oil to get changed.

Clinton Halo
I was playing Halo and I think that I was in the Library, but I had a tank and then I wanted to play a game with books for some reason. I blasted my friends with the tank gun but then Hillary Clinton threw a book and hit me right in the head, causing me to bleed. I shot her with the tank, but her book blocked the shot.

I was hoping to see Bill on the Daily Show last night, but didn't realize that was for Thursday.

Spickler is Hot
It was the first day of class and I walked into a classroom and noticed Mandy Spickler sitting there with her roommate and Ashleigh. I went and sat with them, telling her how hot she was. She pointed me to the chair next to her and I sat there. We then started a project of something and I kept having to go onto the floor to retrieve my book.

I saw Mandy while I was running yesterday.

Sarah at Boog's
I was at Boog's house and checking out the party guest, telling him that I would need a beer later, but right now I was content on partying without it. I was on my way out to find him for a beer when I noticed Sarah Mac was there. I walked right past her, but would come back and see her later.

When I did I was surprised to find her the size of a chiwawa. I picked her up and held her like one. It was weird.

Born to Run
I was in a class and Bruce Springsteen was my teacher. He was drawing shapes and graphs on the board, I guess it was a physics class but he was singing Born to Run. "1, 2, 3, 4, The highways jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive; Everybodys out on the run tonight but theres no place left to hide."

He seemed self conscious about it and kept just looking at the ground as he sang.

Cruise With the Girls
I'm on vacation with the girls and my family. The three of us want to get away (a vacation on our vacation,) so we notice that we can go on a mini cruise and it only costs like $120 bucks. The girls write checks and I pay with a credit card before my mother starts yelling at me that we had plans.

Halo 3 in the Jungle
I've landed on Earth. I've never played this game before so I'm being caution when I get ambushed by elites and vehicles. I'm surprised that my new assault weapon takes care of them fairly easily and fires for a long time.

I reload it and then switch to my pistol and back to just to check it out, then head into a jungle being careful and looking intently.

I did some research on Halo 3 a few days ago and they're bringing back the assault rifle.

Dr Cox
Dr Cox is having something wrong with his penis and needs a gamma ray scan to check on it. He goes off on a racist rant about the Greek doctor asking him to remove crab grass from his ass.

The greek doctor says 'you've created evolution,' at which point his baby morphs into a four or five tentacled octopus kind of creature and crawls along the ceiling.

I was sick last night so no dreams.

I tried to WILD at 3:30 because I was feeling tired because I'm sick, but was kind of apathetic about it. I got to the phase where my body felt like it was made of rubber and I was having audio hallucinations I kept hearing "Most of the Time," by Bob Dylan and I had some strange visual footprints keep happening, but no actual visual ones. I gave up and tried to sleep, but I couldn't.

Getting Arrested
I was at the bar and everyone was clearing out because the police had shown up. I just kept dancing with some of my friends but one of them grabbed my arm. I thought for a moment then decided to escape so I twisted his arm and put the cop in an arm bar before running.

I was at the bar with my roommate and her friends last night.

Rock Myths
It was an episode of Mythbusters and they were doing a whole bunch of myths involving rocks including revisiting the one that a rolling rock gathers no moss. Grant had set up a really huge rock dropping rig with levels for it to bounce off of while Adam and Jaime were mad because the producer hadn't set up something right. They were trying to roll big rock balls across marble, but there was too much friction. They decided that Jaime would jump off of the cliff instead and they would do some math to figure out the myth.

Adam smiled and said that they weren't going to tell the producer what they were doing, but he would watch the episode with him.

Clubbing
I was at a club and dancing around, but had to leave because I had to go work at the Carousel. I went into the men's room to find it full of horny women so I changed there and went outside. I had won a t-shirt for some reason and put that on.

I went outside, but didn't go to work, I went around back for some reason.

I think this dream stemmed from going to the bar too.