<div align="center">Search For My Dream Guide</div></span><div align="center">04 . 22 . 2007</div>
Last night, for the first time in almost two or three months, I had a nice, lengthy, and vivid lucid dream. I woke up about three times during my entire sleep period. My first dream was an average dream with no notable aspects. I woke up and didn't even feel the want or need to write it down because it just wasn't worth it and I was very tired.
After going back to sleep, I woke up again. This time, I didn't really wake up, it was a false awakening. Like I do every time I wake up, I do a reality check before I sit up. I was fairly certain that I wasn't dreaming, but when I did the reality check it suggested otherwise. Extremely confused and skeptical, I did a second reality check. A third. A fourth. A fifth. After around ten reality checks, I accepted the fact that I was lucid and out of my excitement woke up.
Disappointed, I drifted back to sleep. The same situation. I was waking up and, like usual, did a reality check before I sat up. <span style="color:#000080">It tested positive for dreaming and before I did anything out of the ordinary or dangerous, I wanted to make sure I was dreaming; so I did multiple reality checks until I was satisfied. Once I finally convinced myself, I sat up and began to anchor myself into the dream. I focused intently on my hands, trying to increase the vividness of the dream, and to an extent it worked, although I forgot to focus on my other five senses.
After ten or twenty seconds I had reached an acceptable vividness for myself and began my adventure. I got up from my bed and informed my brothers, cousins, and parents that we were all dreaming. Then, I bragged that there was a good chance they wouldn't remember any of their lucid dreams. I had wasted enough time talking to my unusually boring dream family and felt the want to fly. I walked over to the edge of my stairwell and took a leap over it. I fell straight to the floor and began to laugh.
My house seemed like a bit of boring place to waste a lucid dream, so I walked outside, accompanied by my younger brother. The culdesac I live on remained unchanged, but the grass surrounding it was almost ten times the height it normally was and much brighter and contained various shades of green and yellow.
The main thing I wanted to accomplish in this dream was finding my dream guide. Just as this thought crossed my mind, I noticed my next door neighbors drive by in their car and decided to talk to them and ask if they had any idea where I could mind my dream guide. They babbled on about something really weird that happened. I quickly lost interest in what they had to say and wanted an answer as to where I could find my dream guide. Someone had to know!
I walked behind their house and saw two of my very attractive neighbors in the pool. The thought of lucid sex crossed my mind, but I rarely ever get to the actual sex part before something happens to interrupt it (usually I'll wake up), so I decided to save the sex until I had accomplished my goal.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw an average sized car driving down the side of the house along the trees and thought that I should take advantage of this opportunity to talk to a random dream character. My dreams are usually very scarce on dream characters. Once they got close enough, I walked up to the open window and asked the driver if she knew where I could find my dream guide. The young girl mumbled some words that I couldn't understand. Her father made her stop the car and told me that he could help me in my search.
The dream skipped and we were now at my old elementary and middle school. His daughter was with us, only now she looked about five or six years younger than she had originally been when I saw her driving the car (it was the same girl because she was wearing the same clothes). We passed a door, where the father dropped her off and told her to wait for him to return. He took me to a room with a device that looked a lot like a urinal/toilet and told me to step until the whole; he would then turn it off and take me to my dream guide.
I really wanted to meet with my dream guide, so stepped in without any hesitation. My mom came out of no where and warned me of the dangers that accompanied such a device. I shrugged it off and gave the signal that I was all set to go. The man turned the machine off and I was back in my room.
A little irritated at the fact that I was alone, I thought of something to do. I tried to phase through the wall of my second story room and reanimate outside on the roof of my garage. I could barely get my entire head into the fall, and after about only ten or twenty seconds, gave up entirely. Still frustrated, I walked downstairs and faced the front door. I remembered the two lucid tasks: find the Easter bunny and/or merge with a tree. Knowing my current level of dream control, I assumed that the latter would only lead to more aggravation.
I imagined the Easter bunny would be hopping around outside hiding eggs when I walked out into the culdesac. I opened the door and proceeded outside. To my excitement, there were Easter next to all of my neighbor's and my mailbox, although they weren't like regular Easter baskets. Instead of eggs and candy, they were filled with random objects and helium balloons. I scanned my surroundings for any signs of the Easter bunny and noticed motion to my left.
I was surprised to see a creature that resembled a balloon animal scampering around the grass. When I began to chase it; it hopped really high thinking that it could get away from me. I jumped up and grabbed it. I examined the creature. I thought it looked really cool and I wanted to remember what it looked like when I woke up so I could draw it, so I examined it closely for about five minutes. Unfortunately, I don't remember well enough to draw it accurately : (
I freed the little critter and decided I had spent enough time searching for my dream guide. I wasn't getting anywhere and I could try again another time. For all I know, this little creature could be my dream guide, but he wasn't saying anything that suggested so.
I saw my neighbor in her drive way and decided the time had come for lucid sex. I walked over and told her to bend over. Without any argument, so obeyed and I pulled her pants down.
Are you sterile? she asked.
I replied Nope!
Oh Well! Don't worry about using a rubber.
I woke up, just as I expected would happen.
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