Led's Dream Journal Of Kickassery

[Led]

9/1 -watched movie(and was in it at the same time) about mysterious artifact in arabian-like desert. then my uncle from south africa came to visit. He turned our garage into a high tech car hanger with an elevator. Then, I had to restart the movie so everyone could watch it. -dreamt i was cutting my own hair. I cut it to short so my mom buzzed it and made a wig out of the hair, She said it was ok, because, we were going to the beach. ( we didn't and weren't) didn't ld

[Led]

-went to south africa. rode motorcycle. got mugged. had psp in my pocket , but when they asked for it all that was there was a bunch of little zip lock bags with string or somthing in them. no ld again

[Led]

Ok, I was teaching drivers ed or giving directions in a car or somthing, but the driver wouldn't make the turn. he did eventually finaly made the turn. { memory gap} somhow i went and got on a school bus, but for some reason the seats were facing eachother. I sat down next to my friend. I can't remember anything past that. But, when i woke up sometime during the night I was thinking/saying to myself " woah! i was just lucid" I think I had memory of it. I thought about writing it down ,but unfortunaltly i fell asllep and now my memory of being lucid ( if I was ) is gone. Bummer. Sad

[Led]

[size=18]Pool party and Jet li I was at some kind of pool party, and I smoked weed. It was weird: I just had a leaf and I lit the top of it. ( Ive never smoked pot) I took a good whiff, but no affect Later in the party my dad jumped into the pool while it was foggy looking. I told him he shouldn't be in there, but I jumped in too. Then the police showed up, so we took the elevator up to ground level. Then, I was in new orleans on a hill coming from the shore at night, and I was Jet LI. The secret service was after me, so I ran up the hill and took a few agents out. They shot their guns at me, but they missed. Eventually a found a hidding place in a dark wharehouse, But one swat trooper like guy came in looking for me. As he searched for me, I hid behind a rack of somekind. as he got closer to me, I creeped back onto a wooden thing. It creacked, so i leaped into the air and knoked him in the back of the neck. Then, I went out of the building and ran downstairs onto my couch ,the back of which faces my kitchen. My dad was in the kitchen, and I was hiding from him. ( I was me again) My brother walked by and I made the "shh" sign with my mouth, but my dad knew I was there. This all seemed to be the same dream. I remember waking up and hearing my dad say "c'mon you guys it's time to get up, but I was imagining it and it was still 5:20 in the morning. ( a little early for me)

[Led]

first lucid! I became lucid last night night, and it was the best thing ever. I started as I was in my room, and somehow I knew I was dreaming. So, I did that dream spinning thing and decided to go to my parent's friend's trailer place in north georgia's mountains. It worked perfectly. Once I was there, i tryed hovering but i came straight back to the ground. then I started running down the mountain road. My two dogs appeared next to me and were running with me. ( one of them is dead in real life and I knew it) I got to the bottom of the hill ang I could see a big city past the grasssy feilds I was now standing on, and my younger brother was now with me. I ran towards it, but it wasn't fast enough, so I tryed flying again. This time I acted like I was swimming in air, so I was able to fly. Holy crap! Very Happy then, my brother wanted to go do something else. I said no, so he got real annoying. I ended up dream spinning away from him. Then, we ended up going to where he wanted to go which was ontop of a ski mountain. We went down it, and eventually I fell into a metal pipe, but that was a good thing, bcause I ended up back at those grassy fields. As I ran towards the city, I came across a actress. I told her to come here for a minute. She said no, because she had to recieve an Oscar or something. She came over anyway. I ripped off her shirt and ran away. i finally got back to where i was flying before. i tryed flying, but this time it didn't work. There were now some reporter people at the top of the grassy hill. They were talking about the people who jump off the hill and die. Laughing I thought if I could run up the hill and jump off that then I could fly. I did and did. The reporters, who were now old lunch room ladies were asking me about something, but the one couldn't remember what she was going to say, so I brought her over te cliff and she began floating with me. Then the other ladie gave us each some potato salad. I could feel myself wking up but I was alright with that. Very Happy all the time I had to tell my self " i am n control" and " calm down" Dang lds r fun Cool I now declare myself Lucid student!

[Shlumpeet]

Roscoe you're a freak.

[Led]

Originally posted by Shlumpeet Roscoe you're a freak. STFU n00b

[Led]

Three dreams no lucid In the first one I was link from zelda, I went into a cave and there were a lot of topless girls When we got out of the cave the girls had only one boob poping out. In the second one I was prince of persia, I was exploring all over this huge castle, eventually I came across my father who was trying to kill my friend, so I kille him. In the third one therre was a cop and a psycho kiler. the killer wasjeadng towards an exit with lots of traffic on the highway. Someone was like why take that exit, there's lots of trafic there, and the killer was like thats why I want to go there. there were these green bugs that got into peoples ears. They were organic listening devices. Anyway the killer got onto the exit and he got stopped by traffic, the cop followed. THey got to the dge of the the ramp (it was one of those elevated highway bypass things) and they got on a boat. The one guy took the tarp off it and said I like to keep it cleen. THe boat was beutiful, I woke up. I remember some thing about a couple of my friends throwing my psp over a basket ball hoop aswell

[Led]

The first dreams i can barely remember, It involved 18 wheelers filled with video games (including HL2 for the ps2, only in my dreams lol) Then somehow I was in a skyscraper that was under construction, there were some other people in it and they were fighting something (I think) I made some kind of bet that there were pillars on this buillding, I won. In the most vivid dream, I was on some nice mountinous countryside, i was going on a blind date, There was a girl in a silver sorts car, I opened the door. She said Hi, and turned on her car stereo, she said it was nsync, But what I heard come out of the sstereo wasa NOT nsync. It actually had some nice acoustic guitar, and sounded kinda like simon and garfunkel ( how do you spell that?) except there was only one singer. Then the music changed to The Who, Isaid to her something like" Alright I like The Who" she said that she did to. we talked for a while. can't remember what happened after that

[Led]

OK I just typed out a long detailded dream but then some how the #%@ing browser tab closed and deleted it. so Ill just type out some quick details table puzzle finally solved with ring thing, Went to ranch sky turned dark ( should have become lucid). ran around ranch. ran down road my head hit a furry animal in an overhangong branch. we gfot in my dads corvette two seater so I had to ridse in the trunk.

[Led]

Had A real cool dream last night at a tropical island place ( i seem to bee there alot in my dreams) My parents were going to Somewhere in a private jet. I snuck onboard they had to do a test flight. so I stayed on board. They flew all around and then landed on a highway. It drove all over the highway going real fast. It went on the wrong side of the road, weaving through traffic. It even went under a semi lol.

[Led]

Had a couple dreams last night < no way!!! I was in a castle like dugeon place, It was some kind of action RPG game (thats role playing game game lol) I had to collect these white golowing power-up orbs nd then go and attack something, I couldn't beat it and I kept on dying. SO I collected the power ups and went down a different corridor, ther was a room with a small closet in it with no door inside the closet was a dragon. I went to attack it. now in a 3rd person view, I attacked one side of it, and soon It tried to flame me. I eveaded it, and then proceeded to kill it and gain experience. this next one could be part of the same dream, I'm not sure. I was in europe (never been) and thier was a festival going on. I made fun of all the european countries, and I really dissed Romania ( probably because I was disscussing numa numa yesterday )I went to an ice cream stand and got some ice cream, but it wasn't the good ice cream so I went to another stand where they had the good ice cream. There ice cram was yellow, they had several different kinds though, they had one with all kinds of stuff mixed in, one with chocolate chips, and one with wafers I got the one with wafers and tried to eat it, I couldn't get past the outer layer. so I fell down. as i was laying down I finally started toeat the ice cream. some people gathered above me, including my mom. guess I woke up then Need to keep up w/dj better *slaps self 5 times* damn, that last dream made me hungry gotta go get ice cream

[Led]

ok, I havent made an entry in a while, but over the last couple of nights I had some pretty vivid stuff. so... The night before last I had a dream I was on a boat but someone else go the boat. So I was thrown overboard or something. I was with my dad. We were floating in this river with brownish water and trees on either side. We wanted to get the boat back so we threw a bunch of floating mines at it. Unfortunatly they didn't explode. because they were just bowling balls. I remember two dreams from last night. In the first one, I was riding a school bus on an elevated highway. we were ust driving along when we drove over a river. unfortunatly there was nolonger a road onder the bus so it fell into the river. on the way down, I opened the bus window all the way. The bus fell into the water and water poured into the bus. I swam out the window and started swimming towards the surface. I kept on swimming up, but I just couldn't reach the surface. I then realized I was breathing, but before I could think anything of it I was awake. My other dream I was in a conventionn center of somekind, and there was a band playing on a stage. ( I think this band has been in my dreams before, but I have no Idea who they are.)The lead gutarist had a red three-neck guitar. The top was a regular elctric guitar, the bottom was a bass, but the middle was some kind of wierd pump switch thing. After hanging out in this place for awhile, I went outside to see if my mom had arrived yet. she hadn't, but her car was there. I went back inside and realized I was at E3 2006! I quickly rushed overt to the playstation area and asked about the Ps3. She said that they had told everything already and E3 was over. boy was I sad about this. Here I was at E3 and I missed the whole thing. I picked up a package of what looked like a Ps3 controller, but it was a Nintendo controller in the same shape. I was really confused.

[Led]

I have not been keeping up with my DJ, and my recall has decreased alot. So, fromnow on I will post hhere everyday regardless of how well I remember [size=18]grocery store I was following my younger brother who was following my grandmother through a grocery store. I saw a girl walk by me. then I lost my grandmother, but the girl changed onto a guy, and said "one o'cloock" . I looked and therre she was. [size=18]Bacstage poster very garbled dream. I had to make a poster for Theatre. I had several posters, but I had to make it on black posterboard. [size=18]HIding out I snuck out of my house. I was a little kid. Me my brother and someother kids went and hid behind some house. We were caught, by Samuel L jackson. As I walked by him on my way home, I muttered "Bad Motherfucker"

[Led]

Well barley any recall today. I remember a library of yellow pizza box things. and for some reason I thpught that CAD Media finaly got some Ps3 stuff up.

[Led]

this morning =

[Led]

[size=18]ZOMG! Fruit!!!!!111111 I was on the Deep sea fishing boat that I went on a week ago. I was talking to some DC. THe fishing trip was good but it sucked that I lost a cooler. Anyway the dream scene changes, and I am now in a church (I don't go to church) THe pracher is preaching a bout fruit. and there is a bunch of fruit outside. every body picks one. ther are rasberries, grapes, and cherries. I eat a grape. It was a big red juciy grape it tasted really good. then I saw this little girl, her fruit was a cherry. Shhe was mad/sad about something. she said her mom lied. she somehow lied so she wouldn't have to come to church with her daughter. The little girl threw her cherry to the ground because she was so mad. I guess this made me pissed, So I took a tomato and walked out onto the main street of wherever I was. I got to this subdivision. I squished the tomato in my hand. I ran around this subdivision squishing tomato juice all over the streets. I saw a couple of orange/red gas things. and then the dream ended

[Led]

This morning I remembered a couple dreams, but I went downstairs and had breakfast. I forgot them

[Led]

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[Led]

I wish I didn't get out of bed so late. I probabl would have had better recall. [size=18] Invading an a fortress This dream I don't remember very well, but It was pretty cool. I had to go into some kind of evil mastermind's secret base thing. I remember using lots of elevators. I had a babe for a partner. She only had one arm. [size=18]Spiderman and rollerskates I might have had a brief moment of lucidity, because I had decided to swing around like spiderman. I was swinging around what I though was NYC, but It could have been any city. I dropped down to street level, and I heard some Jazz music coming from an ally. I wanted to find where the jazz music vame from so I went down the ally. I found my self in a wherehouse. I ran around the wherehouse. I asked a lady if there was an exit up ahead, and she said yes. By this time I had forgotten about the jazz music. I whent out, and I was on a dirt road. I rollerskated down the road untill I got to a hill. I could see that the hill led back to the city, but I was scared to go down it. I just sat there with my eyes closed untill I woke up.

[Led]

So, I've been neglecting my DJ again... here's an entry Simpsons Hit and run/ Shadow of the colossus This was a pretty wierd dream. It started off as a non cartoon. I was at beach city, I was running along the coastline, when I noticed that Everyone else was running in the other direction. I started wondering what everyone was running from. Then I saw it. A giant robot was terrorizing the city. I decided to run in the opposite diretion. And boy, did I ever run! Was was supa fast. I was like digadidigadishavrooooooooom! I realized that the colossus/robot had seen me and was chasing after me. It was faster than me. (this is where the game got to be like the video game Simpsons hit and run) I had to get a car. I got a random car off the street. the car was too slow! I needed a good car that would go fast. I needed the 'car built for homer'. the mob had this car so I had to go do a mission for them. No more recall

[Led]

btw, the blue titles in my DJ mean nothing I just think they look cool, but sometimes I'm too lazy. [size=18]Keanu Reeves I was at school. I was talking to keanu Reeves. We were just chatting away when I asked him. "hey did you ever see that movie Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?" then I said "oh wait, you were in that wovie right." He then told me a big secret. They were gonna make a third Bill and Ted movie! I woke up very excited about it until I realized thst I had been dreaming [size=18] Grand Turismo I had a dream that was basicly like the G4 show, Icons, It was talking about how realistic Grand Turismo looked, and how it freaked people out. I basicly spent the whole dream just looking at cars and their enviroments. I haven't had a LD in FOREVER

[Led]

[size=18]mcdonalds and socks Really boring nd stupid dream. I was goning into mcdonalds. I needed to go to the bathroom. I told my mom to order me a big mac combo and a southern-style chicken sandwich. I went in to the bathroom. The bathroom was really wierd. It was devided into two mens rooms and two ladies rooms. The bathrooms were more like huge locker rooms, except I don't recall seeing any lockers. When I was done in the bathroom (I don't remember what I did in ther ) I was gonna go out,but I didn't have my shoes and socks on. I spent the majority of the dream lokking for my shoes and socks. I never found them.

[PantsParty]

Originally posted by ledzeppelin [size=18]mcdonalds and socks Really boring nd stupid dream. I was goning into mcdonalds. I needed to go to the bathroom. I told my mom to order me a big mac combo and a southern-style chicken sandwich. I went in to the bathroom. The bathroom was really wierd. It was devided into two mens rooms and two ladies rooms. The bathrooms were more like huge locker rooms, except I don't recall seeing any lockers. When I was done in the bathroom (I don't remember what I did in ther ) I was gonna go out,but I didn't have my shoes and socks on. I spent the majority of the dream lokking for my shoes and socks. I never found them. And the quest for socks begins! You should get lemmiwinks and lord douchenozzle to join your party in the quest for the golden socks.

[Led]

[size=18]Sea Monster! I was in my 8th grade lit class (evil lady) she was talking about the bermuda square. I started rhinking that it is te bermuda triangle not the bermuda square. I found my self in the bermuda triange. I was in the water because my ship had sunk. there were two other people in the water. they were there to make it a triangle. a ship came by, and I got on it. the seamonster came. I was gonna jump off the back of the ship, but someone stopped me. they said that the propeler was there. So I jumped off the side. the sea monster was a giant octopus.I hid underneath it. I was holding my breath. I eventually breathed, and I was awake.