Thread: The Cusp's Surrealistic Pillow

Smoking Game

Some friends and I are sitting around a table, taking turns smoking pot. While each one of us smokes up, there is a an icon shapeded like a bud floating in front of us, on which peices dissapear like the hands of a clock, depending how much we smoked. Occasionally somebody would smoke out of somebody else's icon.

It's Gary's turn, but his icon is gone, indicating he's out of weed. He has a
large bong with a bowl the size of an open hand, packed with a light brown powdery substance, possibly hash. I think to myself the bowl is way too big and he'll never be able to burn it.



Tue Apr 03, 2007
The Simpson Genome

Scientists in white lab coats lead me into a gymnasium filled with Homer Simpson clones, playing basketball and running the length of the gym. Each Homer clone has different hair.

The longer I look at the differences in their hair, the more drastic the differences become. Eventually, some of the clones have 2-3 hairstyles on one head, pieced together in motley patches.

In particular I notice one with a black horseshoe of hair going over his ears and around the back of his head, and the top of his head is covered with very fine white hairs, which looks like some kind of mould growing on his head.