Thread: The Adventures Of Stagboy

I had a dream Journal before but now I'm restarting it. Im gonna put all my old dreams in here too, so the on times the first few dreams won't match the time they were had. thnx .

N/O May 25th-First Dream Entry

I did something bad so i got sent to this jail like thing. They said I had to do an anger management clss before I could leave. There was some other guy who refused to take the class, and none of us could leave unless we all took the class. I remember trying to convince him to take the class, over the computer, on msn messenger. I remember I was with my Grandpa, but I never really saw him. Then the dream kinda faded, and then I was standing by one of those little plastic pools, outside. There was a girl. Then I was in this guys kitchen, emptying these tarantulas out of milk jugs, into this container filled with water. The tarantulas somehow lived underwater lol. Then when we were done he said he would call me every 2 hours to tell me how the tarantulas were doing. I know there was alot more, but I couldn't really remember it. Oh, and there was the thing with the bouncie-ball

N/O May 26th

No dream recall =[

EDIT-Dream content is in black, and explanatory banter is in red

Well, I've been trying to get my schedule back in order. I have been going to bed at around 5 am, and waking up at like 3 in the afternoon So, my plan was to stay up all night, and all day, so i'd be tired enough to go to bed at 9 pm. I did'nt work. I got tired this morning, and decided to go to sleep. I woke up at 5pm Well anyway, I remember one dream, ( i wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that i took a few B6 pills). Anyway I think the dream started out as a day-dream, but then it kind of melded into a real dream. Oh and I almost became lucid! (well not really, i just had a lot of chances to do so)

At my school theres a balcony in the gym that runs around the top of the wall. It's basically like a second floor, with the center cut out. This is where we run at school, in real-life.), goes shooting off the side of the rink, while in her sled. I either decided to go save her, or mrs. b told me too, but anyway the next thing I remember was being in a sled, racing towards Bristol. Another girl was with me, in another sled, helping me to go get Bristol. We were kinda friendly racing. She mentioned something about lucid dreaming (first clue to become lucid), and i said "Yah, i've been into that for a while." Even another clue: we went of a mini-snow jump, and it was labeled with big black letters, "Lucid Dreaming". Of course, i found this to be completely normal. <sigh>. The scene where we were sledding did'nt take too long, but i remember the scenery was all snowy, with patches of brown cliff in some spots. Then we reached bristol. She was in this shack made of rust that was reall high, and wide. It was leaning against a snow covered cliff. There was no front, and it only went in for a few feet. She was laying relaxed, suspended over a (non-working) stove, tangled in some string. This is obviously where she landed. I asked her if shed rather stay here, where theres a working toilet (wtf..?) or if shed reather come with me. Suddenly my friend Lindsie appeared out of no-where, and was making tea or something. The other (sledding) girl sort of dissapeared Well I remember trying to get Bristol down, and there was something about electrified string. The last thing I remember before waking up, is lifting Bristol down from the wall. I think we may have kissed (i had a huge crush on her, shes really hot)
This is the only dream I remember. I shore do hope my recall gets better.

[/color] N/O May 29th, (N/O stands for night of)

I finally got my hours straightened around! I stayed up all night and day yesterday, so i was finally tired enough to get to sleep at 10 pm yesterday. I was super tired when i went to bed, and i took some B6, and I had two dream recalls! oh yeah! lol The first one may have been because i had to get up and go pee, and while i was peein i was like "what dream did i just have??" yah anyway lol
the next dream i may have remembered because it was a quite scary nightmare. lol so yah. heres the dreams.

Guitar at Darrens

Well, I was with Darren [color=red][my best friend] The next thing I remember is I'm standing in Darren's back yard, which is usually very small because he has another house rite behind his, really close. But in the dream its pretty much an open space. There are two little girls there with red hair, and Darren is there too, and there all sitting in like lawn chairs. I start spontaneously playing Irish Jig Music with my guitar in the position of a viola, for those of you who know. It was really good too, I'm always very suprised at the minds ability to create music so quickly. One of the girls gets up and commences to start doing a jig. And thats where I wake up having to go pee.

The Demon Zommbie Thing in the cell next to me

This one starts out at Darren's house in his neighborhood. There seems to be some fragments about my Grandpa [possible dream sign..grandpa's- how exiting ] and some other stuff. Then all the sudden I was running alongside some railroad tracks. I know I was in Darren's neighborhood, even though it did'nt resemble it at all. There were mountains in the background, [which there always is in RL] and some trees up ahead. Something was chasing me. I was caught ( I can't remember much of what happened here, but i know I was caught.) I was taken to a some kind of lair or fortress or labratory or something. I was put in a room that was sectioned into two...well, sections. In the room next to me was a Demonic evilish thing. He // It had shoulder length black greasy hair. His body was flesh in some parts and skeleton in the rest. He was dressed in white cloth peices, and a lil bit of black.
He was Very tall and massive. The man who had captured me had starved the creature, and told him that if he did'nt scare my soul out of my body, then he couldn't eat me when I was finally killed. Every once and a while the zombie-demon was let into my cell and I tried to look as pathetic as possible, so it might not kill, me. The thing would get all in my space, and scream in my ear. His scream sounded like something between a man's and a jaguars scream. I tried to scream, but for some reason I couldn't. Air just came out. Then he would leave. This happened several times. I tried to escape my room, now this part is hazy, but I know I tried to escape. I found a room ( which looked like my room in real life. There was no door in the door frame, but somehow i got a door and shoved it in the door frame. I tried to latch it, but It would'nt work ( possibly because in RL my door dosent latch, and the cats push it open ) Anyway the next thing I remember is the Demon thing is in my room and he screams in my ear again, that same horrible man-jaguar scream. He leaves, and I get a look at his face. It sorta looks like the bloated green faces from The Ring, exept mad. This scares the shi-ite outta me so I wake up.

LOL.

Great title for a dream journal.
Your genitals just jumped right out at me when I lurked into this sector of DV.
They certainly do command attention.



~Vex~

My genitals jumped at you? Im going to have to punish them for their heinous crime! *Throws a pie*

Hahaha. love the title.

N/O May 30th

Fragments remembered only after taking shower and looking in mirror.

I was on the computer in the dream. I was on a forum that was almost a mix between myspace and DV, which is funny because those were the 2 sites i was on for many hours. I put my pic up on the site, and someone got mad. It was a girl. The background of the site was white, almost like the place where you put up pictures in myspace.I also remember running down a wet street at midnight and it led into darrens house somehow. like the background slowly changed from a street to darrens bedroom. it kinda faded. there were school chairs in Darren's bedroom, the ones that have the seat connected to the desk.

Ive decided that the reason that i didnt remember my dreams was because I slept in until 11:00 am. Im going to set an alarm clock from now on. I had also put a large levitron magnet under my pillow as an experiment. i dont think it affected anything, but it sure didnt help, so im not going to use it anymore . I also took 200 mg of B6. I'm going to take 300mg tonight.

nice. i take very small amounts of b6. Im not sure what the recommended dose is.
Good for you though.
My dreams from last night were blocked out.
It felt like there was a wall there.

Hi Jared..

N/O May 31st.

Hey Courtney! Guess what?? Youre the first ever person from DV to be in one of my dreams!! You should feel special. I looked at your photography. Your so good at taking pictures! What kind of Camera do you have? Oh and I forgot to mention-You are absolutely gorgeousssssss!!! I love your glasses 8) (dont think im sum kinda pedifile, im ony 15 ) Oh and Btw how do you know my name?

Anyway folks, SO many dreams last night. If you read through this all then you will officially be awesome I set an alarm, but I woke up wayyy late. I suppose I turned it off whilst half asleep Any way I slept in till about 12:00 noon. When I woke up I thought that I wouldn't be able to remember ANY dreams. Then I remembered one, which led me to the others and so on. I am soo not sleeping in again..it's gonna take me like a million years to transcribe this all from my dream journal..oh well here goes it. Oh one thing I should mention.
I usually go over to my best friend Darren's house EVERY weekend, like clock-work. For the past few weekends I have really wanted to go but things have come up ( like for instance, my Grandma was diagnosed with cancer, so I spent the weekend with her). So, I have really been wanting to go. Therefore, like 90% of my dreams this week were over at Darren's. I should explain the layout of his trailer park, so you can better undertand my dreams. Ok his trailer park is a rectangle of...oh wait ill just draw a picture! pictures say a million words

wow ok that was a waste of time but oh well im bored.
So anyway..now I can start with the dreams. Im not sure if some of them were part of the other dreams here, or if they were separate. For orginazational reasons, I will list each as a separate dream.
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Apu the Flying Monkey
Darren's uncle had gotten a new pet monkey named Apu (the only pets they have in real life are those lil tiny trailer park weiner dogs). It had brown wings and a red hat shaped like the frostum of a cone (for those of you who arent taking highschool geometry, thats a cone with some of the top cut off). Fatbird (my pet parakeet) was over at Darren's house, cage and all. I was worried that Apu would try to eat Fatbird, and I was defending him. Darren's family was going someplace, like a roadtrip. The directions to the place had fallen on the kitchen floor and Darren's mother asked me to bring them to a man that was lying on her bed. The man was very shadowy, despite the brightly lit room. This may represent the many different boyfriends she has all the time.
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Darren's upset mother
Darren's mother, S, was sitting on the couch crying (in RL she was crying last time because her new Bf had broken up w/ her). My mom had either picked me up to go home, and dropped me off again, or she had never picked me up at all. Shelly was yelling asking why the heck I wasn't home yet. I told her that my mom couldn't pick me up for some reason. I remember making two peices of toast in their kitchen, and sitting on the floor next to Richard (Darren's brother, also my best friend ) Richard told me to get a T.V. tray. I said no, and instead sat at the table. Everyone was watching a movie. The over-all feeling was saddish. Some other stuff happened I think but most of these dreams aren't very vivid.
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Of eggs and things, (the dream with Courtney)(longest one of all, Still reading?? )
I'm in my schoolbus. We pass a pond where people are fishing and catching big ones. I jokingly ask my bus driver (a man, but in RL it's a woman) to stop and let us fish. He says no, but he's going there next weekend, and he'll leave some fish for us to catch . The next thing I know, I am no longer looking through the bus window at the pond, but I am outside with Darren, and several other people including Courtney . We are very near to Darren's house, but no such pond exists in real life. The background is madeup of mostly straw colored water weeds, and stalks and such. Then we pass a shallow section and I see this creature holding on to one of these water-plant stalks, that are stickiing out above the water. It looks like the animated Sea-monkeys on the outside of a sea-monkey box, exept it looks like it weighs 10 lbs. It is translucent blue, has two very big eyes, and thick froggish hands, with those balls on the end. It is also very fat looking. I wish i could draw a picture, it looked pretty cool. I saw several of these. I said "Aren't those...", and Courtney says, "Yeah, Those are Thulcandras." I talk about how I would like one as a pet, and Darren comments that taking one would be illegal. Then we pass these spherical gems underwater, many different colored ones. After closer examination, I find out that they are eggs. Darren says he's got a collection of them at home. The eggs were also see-through-ish. They had little pores all over them. The next thing I remember, is I'm standing by Richards bed, in Darren's house, and he pulls out a shallow container filled with water and a few of these eggs. Suddenly I'm alone, and I pull out another container of eggs. I take a blue one, and a brown one. I put the blue one in water from Darren's bathroom and It springs to life. Bunches of these little creature's issue from the pores. they look like real life sea-monkeys except with fins. I somehow knew that these were called Pheobes. I was suddenly thinking about how I could breed a hybrid between the sea-monkeyes I have at home (in RL. they all died recently so maybe thats why im dreaming about them.) I ran out to the middle lawn number 1 (if youll refer to my chart ) Darren was out there with Richard, and Courtney was helping Cheyanne to plant a garden. (Cheyanne is a little girl in the neighborhood.) As I'm walking toward Darren, Cheyanne come's up behind me and tries to take my hat. I happen to have my hand on it, so she is unsuccesful. She gets mad and says something about how dumb and "preppy" i am (which i am not.) I turn around and say something mean about how fat she is (something I would never say to anyone in RL.) She gets mad and tries to chase me, and she happens to be weilding a bucket of bleach as a weapon. At this point I notice that the trailers that are usually next to the lawn are replaced by a long, red building. (Refer to the asterisks on the map to see where the "long barn" is at in the dream). She chases me with the bucket 'o' bleach, and she finally throws some, and gets a little in my mouth. I tell her that it's poison-ish and that I could die. she said naw, that her friend drank bleach once. she was convinced that you could only die from poison in the form of a pill. Grawl!
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Mom, and the magazine. Icky.
I'm in my mom's room talkin to her. I see a nudey mag on her pillow. Im like wut the hell is that?? And she says that "theres a guy comin over later to take her on a date, and its his, he left it over here". Well im slightly releived
anyway, i remember wanting to take the magazine
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Cutie on the Train
I'm on a train or bus, or perhaps Darren's house. There is a cute girl sitting next to me either talking on her cell-phone, or talking to one of her many friends. I start mocking her valleygirl voice and I start flirting with her (i don't really like girls like that in RL that much, you know those girls obsessed with clothes and pink, and cellphones. ugg ) well we start talking and smiling and such, and she has a sucker in her mouth and I ask her if i can have it and she says yes. I take it and eat it. Ok i'm finally done typing...i think im going to go soak my hands in ice...

Hah. I feel special

And I new your name from your profile.

Aaand thanks for the compliments on the photos. But I'm taking most of them down, because, as it turns out, people enjoy talking crap about me in the chat. Yeah...

You have awesome Dream Recall, btw. I'm sure you'll get like...super lucid very soon

Wow thnx Courtney! you don't know how good it is too receive some compliments on all this!!! And people are talkin crap about you? Grawl lemme at'em! You shouldn't take thos pics down, they are absolutely wonderfully awesome !!! And i'm not sure ill get lucid very soon, because I haven't been doing the reality checks at ALL...i mean it just seems like a waste of time because i know that im not dreaming. does anyone know of anybody that gets lucid without using reality checks? are there any other methods of getting lucid than doing constant reality checks? I shall set my superior mind to work on this. haha lol.

Thanks so much Courtney!!

btw sorry for my sucky writing style people ..maybe ill get better later on

Oh, haha, and I made this picture of one of those thingamabizzles in my dream (I was bored).



EDIT-MY dream jounal continues on page two

Hey Stag.

The point of reality checks is to get yourself into so much of a habit of doing it that you even start to do it in your dreams. Then, when one of the reality checks fails in dream, you realize your dreaming.

I LD without reality checks by going from wake right into a dream. It's not often I can do this but it's great because I step right into a dream, fully aware of what's going on. There are techniques like WILD and my perferred version HIT, in the tutorials section.

Find something that works for you. It may take a bit of trial and error but once you find something that works, it's like you've hit the jackpot.

Keep it up...and interesting dreams.

ps... what happend to all your pies?

Thnx Kitten, but I already knew everythinkg that you said lol . For some reason I just don't like doing reality checks . And I'm sure it'll take forever to get the habit going in my dream world, and I have an unusual lack of patience.

Oh and this morning I almost had a lucid dream. I'll explain about it in a sec.
But for some reason I'm not remembering ANY dreams when I wake up. It takes me like a half an hour in bed to remember my dreams. Is there anything I can do about this? Some people say that they wake up in the middle of the night to record each dream directly after it happens. Are they setting an alarm, or waking up by themselves? I myself am an extremely deep sleeper. I'm just confused about all of this. I would really like to be able to wake up after every dream and write it down .

This morning I set an alarm for 4 hours after I went to sleep. I woke up and remembered no dreams at all. So I went back to sleep and woke up by myself much later. I had worse recall than I did yesterday . I only remembered a few fragments. I'm pretty much dissapointed.
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Gold Bird
A few fragments of my mom giving me a new pet bird. We were in the kitchen. She mentioned that it was able to digest gold. The bird was white with a stout orange beak. I became very attached to it. Over my house and yard was a giant fence thing. I thought the bird could not escape thru it so I went outside. It flew off and I lost it somehow. There were other fragments. I remember that I was cross-pollinating diffrent colord flowers in my back yard. I think that was part of the same dream.
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Debra and Robert Barone
In this dream I was just a disembodied camera witnessing some events. Debra and Robert Barone, from Everybody loves raymond was in it. The setting was way back in time, and some ancient place with white stone sculptures and fountains and ponds with lillys. It reminded me of a Monet painting. Anywho, Debra and Ray were not married in the dream, but they were going out. Debra was trying to make advances on Robert, but he waas backing away. She was gonna cheat on Ray with his brother . (My dreams are turning into sitcoms/soaps )
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Biking across the Gaza Strip (almost lucid)
This dream started out as like a documentary. It was about the Gaza Strip. The Narrarator said something about how "these four people are attempting to bike across the strip." I was one of those people. In my dream the Gaza strip was a dirt road that went around the world. I saw an aerial view of it from space and saw that it was slightly out of line with the eqautor. SO anyway. We stared biking. I was in a bike that was somehow put inside of a yellow shopping cart, with only the wheels sticking out of the bottom. The guy next to me, the "leader" was that one guy from O.C. choppers. I dont know his name but hes the old one with the grey viking mustache. For some reason he had a brown paprer bag under his foot, on one of the pedals. At some point I wake up in RL. Then later as I fall asleep I begin to have the dream, starting from where I left off. There is a road that I didn't see that everyone else turns and goes down. I went too far passed the road and had to turn around. I was still kind of half awake whilst having this dream, and I remember thinking, "Why didn't they tell me to turn? Its my dream, after all." Then I realized, Hey this is a dream! I felt my body start to tingle, but the dream faded away. I opened up my eyes to see if I could "open my eyes back into the dream". It didnt work. I just got too excited and woke up. It didn't help that i was half awake either .


Grawl. I hope I get better at remembering dreams during the nite. Maybe I'll take some B6.

in case anyone was wondering, i havent died or been abducted by aliens. i havent updated my dream journal for like... i dont rlly feel like counting sqaures on the calender so ill just say a long time.. lol. anywhoo, its because ive been commercial fishing for the summer ($6,000 ) and ive had limited access to a computer. ive been super busy so i havent been concentrating on remembering my dreams so ive pretty much abandoned writing my dreams down. but when i get back up north, ill start posting again . like anyone cares tho
anyway, this message will self destruct in 5...4...3...2...1 boom. ok that was fun bye. see you in a few months.

Have fun.

Good lu- *Gets blown up*

Hello all .

after quite a loooooong time, i&#39;m finally back. most of you have probably forgotten of my existence . im glad to see some of my old friends are still here, however, i am also sad to see that some of you have left the forums as well . oh well.
Now that I have alot of free time on my hands, im going to (try) to once again be an active member on the forum. *blows dust off of dream journal*. lol.

ttyl

~Stagboy

only fragments for like the past week

oh yeah, i had my first lucid dream tho.


I was next to a cliff, i knew i was dreaming but still too scared to jump off, even tho my grandma was urging me to do so (do i need therapy? =P) anyway thats about it.

maybe ill enter something in here tomorrow.