The sitcom "The Office" was about this guy and his purple belt (he had no skills). Did you see that episode or a commercial of it? Are you attracted to this "Ryan" kid and spray tanning (I'm assuming) would make you more attractive? Does Ryan provide some things for you that your boyfriend doesn't? Please don't allow me to make you think some things that you weren't. Just remember what the Oracle (Matrix) said: We can never see beyond the choices we don't understand. In some form or fashion...we always KNOW!