WHOA HO! been a long while! i'v ya' know been up 2 no good & such
...which reminds me would if harry forgot what 2 say 2 open the map so he just sat there tapping it saying shit like: "I'm a bad boy" "Time for trouble" "Naughty naughty" A HAHAHAHAHAHA
...oh damn i'm a nerd!

A HEM! back 2 the update...

Date i cannot remember a couple weeks back (yes i'm terriebly slow)

This dream was some scary stuff...it was the same nite i watched The Saint (That movie w/Val Kilmer where he helps stop a Russian Revolution)
Now as i'v said before my brain likes 2 dream about what i was last thinking about & i remember going into a dream where WWII was back, only it was in CoalVille (Small li'll town here in Utah, US where i'm related 2 all the hicks) & Nautzis where everywhere! i remember me & a friend (some boy i had never met before) where hiding in my "lost aunts' house" but a nautzi found us hiding behind her fridge & chased us out the house...i then remember everyone around me got their intestines scalped out in like 3 seconds (don't ask me how this is possible, how it happened, or how gross it was...) i remember feeling great pain in my stomach....then i realized how silly all of it was & suddenly snapped into LD; i decided i should be able 2 run @ great speed & ran off while the dream faded out....

A few nites after that dream....

I had just watched that movie w/Jim Carry & the kids...unfortunate something w/my li'll bro & his li'll friend. I remember falling in love w/the cuddly snake...

I dreamt i was living @ my old house & had a pet python that would play video games w/me (it would rest on my shoulders & hit the buttons w/its nose...how cute) i remember that later it had a bunch of evil babies (WARNING PLOT HOLES SUFFER LARGE IN THIS DREAM) & telling my mom we had 2 move back 2 the new house...so we went 2 some building & ordered a SWAT team 2 destroy the li'll evil snake babies while moving my family into the house i live in now...i remember getting lost outside my house & fearing the baby snakes were going 2 find me...i then realized that i did not have a pet python nor never did have a pet python that could play video games w/me....so i realized i was dreaming. I then told myself i was LDing so i could do what i wanted....for some reason i wanted everything 2 take shape like Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas & soon we were all dancing on high buildings in song....
aaaawww what a happy ending!

June 4 (hurray i actually have a date for this one!!)

Now i normally just post my LD in this dream journal so this will be the first one i post that was not an LD

I remember i had 2 go visit my friend down the street but i couldn't get my car 2 start so i stole my brother's friend's nice nice super nice car (i remembered what kind of car it was...but i just forgot...yes i know i'm a dtiz ) i remember i told David i had 2 return the car ASAP so shortly after arriving @ his house i drove it back...i remember that as soon as i pulled into my ...erm...round house thingy...(cold-a-sack...lol i dun' know how it is pronounced or spelled) that about 50 cars followed & we all got in one huge awesome looking car reck! like all the cars flew 50 feet & did 3'60s it was absolutly the most amazing site ever! ...that is the only reason i wanted 2 post this dream....so petend that is the end of it... later ya'all!