I'm at the house next door....and my daughter is there. Some gay guy is babysitting her. They call him avon....I'm a little disturbed, cause I don't know this guy from adam, and he's watching my child.

All of a sudden I'm at my house...it's night time, and my sister and daughter are there. My daughter keeps saying things are "cool" and I said "all good", and she asked me what that meant, and I told her it's another way of saying cool. I was standing up the most of the time, and my sister was lying on a couch. I looked up at the ceiling and saw two two crablike spiders hanging from the same thread. One was green and the other was red. They weren't as round as crabs, but they had pincers. I assumed they were mating. And i told my sister to calmly look up. And she sprang out of the couch.

I looked back where they were, and I didn't see them, and I said oh crap, they gotta be on me, because I was looking at them up close. I immediately took my shirt off and started shaking everywhere to make sure nothing was on me. And there was a knock at the door. It was Avon....he was coming to pick up my daughter. My sister helped him with everything, and I kinda sat there. He was a black guy that almost looked like a girl. And he was with some girl. The girl kept bragging about everything he did until they left. She said something about him having a nice car...but when I went came outside I saw an old fire bird with no paint, and no engine. When they drove off I felt bad because I didn't even get to say bye to her. I walked outside and noticed that my car could have been blocking them in too.

I looked at the field across the street, and it a newly built pavilion in the middle of it. It was decorated with balloons and who ever was there was having a party. They were playing "the man on the flying trapeze". And I was trying to figure out how would they even know about that old song. I noticed two balloons were in the middle of the road, and they were filled with candy. So I sprinted out to get them, and there was all types of traffic in the road. I managed to get it, and get out of the way...barely. I got to my yard, and some guy on a lawnmower speeds by...and after a ways, lets it's blades down to cut a portion of our yard, but keeps going. He was rude to me when I apologized for being in his way.

I headed next door...to where my grandmother used to live, but I think I was living in that house. Some guy who looks familiar ran out of the house, and hopped on a bike, and didn't say anything to me. I'm thinking about all these weird occurrences right now, and I still cant piece it together.

There are two cars heading towards me in the opposite, and two cars behind me doing the same thing...they seem like they're going to hit me. My car is parked on the grass...and there is a snake about a foot in front of it. So I started running so I could get paces in front of the snake and make a right for my drive way, but the snake takes off in front of me...and I slow down to let him keep going, and then I made my right. The snake had huge googly eyes like a cartoon, and a fin. He moved like an inch worm, and it was kinda ridiculous. i was thinking about what kind it could be, when some guy I knew from work came up to me talking. I really don't know what he was talking about but he kept saying "hey cuz, aint that's right ect ect...." Trying to get me to agree with what he was saying. I kept saying yeah, just to get him to stop talking to me. And I got in my car....and it felt more like a moterbike with a box around it....it was just so weird. And then i woke up.