I was with my friends josh and bob. We are in Josh’s house and he wants to go hunting. Both Josh and Bob have bags, about a quarter each. We load a bunch of cheap beers into our pockets, natural ice I think, and head out to the woods around back. I remember passing an abandoned car on an old path. It was filled with all kinds of junk. Josh said that the car is where he sleeps when he stays out overnight in the woods. I didn’t know if he was being sarcastic or not, I didn’t ask. We continue through the woods and come upon a ravine. It was quite a steep drop-off. Josh gets a running start and attempts to jump it. He pushes off and jumps so far through the air that he ends up way off his mark and lands hanging from a telephone wire. He scurries back and forth on the wire like a squirrel looking for a lost nut. He wants to find a way down but cant. There are state employees working on the telephone polls but they don’t help Josh. I think that if we had a blanket we could stretch it out and let Josh drop onto it. There is no blanket. Josh is right above me and about to drop. He let’s go and all 200lbs are on there way down. I attempt to catch him but instead just end up breaking his fall. He has knocked my four front teeth loose and blood is pouring from my mouth. I take off through the woods back towards the house. I am pulling my loosened teeth out along the way. I am holding all four teeth in my hand, the blood is still running like a faucet. I have no dental insurance, how will I get my teeth fixed I’m thinking to myself. I come upon a couple in the woods. Apparently they are old flames reuniting. He is a bald man from England and She is a beautiful brunette a few inches taller than him. I stand there bleeding, holding my teeth in my hands, watching them profess their love for one another. Awake. |
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