Since I was a child, I've had one dream recur about six times, where I'm sat in front of a plate with a fork and I'm eating a CD. Like, literally a compact disc. It's always shiny-side up, already broken into a few pieces before I even start biting parts off, and tastes oily & slightly salty.

I've never been able to find anyone who's had a similar dream and Google's advertising of audio CDs makes it impossible to search for an interpretation of it. I've always been rather sceptical about dream analysis, but I'm willing to put it out there to see if anyone can have a crack at it.