12/07/2007 - Suttsman vs. Triton

**suttsman** · 12-08-2007 10:39 PM

This is by far my most epic dream I've ever had. I decided to post it for that very reason.

Here we go:
Suttsman vs. Triton
For those of you not in the know, Triton is the God of Water in Greek Mythology. My recall of how I got to this point is spotty, so I'll skip to the good part. I dreamt I was in a blue landscape, with icicles and water everywhere. Then, all of a sudden, out of the water came this huge pile of water shaped like a human face and some arms. It was Triton.

He yelled out "KENNY!" Kenny is my dream name, it must have carried over into this dream "You have unleashed the wrath of Triton!" Then, he turned everything into an infinite ocean. I usually die when water is involved, but not this time. I tried breathing and succeeded, so I realized I was dreaming. This time, Kenny's going to kill someone, you bastard!

I started by recovering some of the land, so I could stand somewhere. I froze a large portion of the huge ocean and flung it at Triton. It hit dead-on, but he broke it all away. Well, water is his specialty...

He fired a huge jet of water at me. I tried something new: Fire! I tried cancelling out the water with it, but it didn't work, and I was bombarded with water. I guess water still puts out fire in my dreams... darn. So while I was being bombarded, I used something more effective: Electricity. I fire it and it goes through the jet straight to Triton and hits him HARD.

This obviously pisses him off, so he summons up a whole bunch of whales! OH NO! I try something else new: Summoning! I summon up a bunch of hunters, and they take care of the whales while I go up to Triton. Yes, whale hunters.

I summon something else: An arm cannon, similar to Samus's in Metroid. I fire the ice beam. He becomes a frozen figure, instead of a water figure. This only slows him down though. He comes in to slam me with his fist, but I act first and fire a missile.

Then, in slow motion, while my internal "camera" (And me, apparently,) goes away, Triton is blown away in a fiery explosion kinda like my avatar. I fly away, triumphantly, then wake up. Oh my, Kenny, you killed a God!

I guess this means I'm the god of water now. Yay! I control like 3/4 of the world! (It's just too bad no one lives there...)