Technically this was not my first lucid experience, rather my first Level 5 lucid dream. This was a few months ago when I had officially started my journey into the world of lucid dreaming. After several close WILD attempts, I decided to experiment with the FILD technique. I was instantly met with great success! Unfortunately to this day, the FILD technique does not yield the same results as it first did. With my introduction out of the way, the dream that ensued went something like this:
I appeared in a long hallway with maroon-shaded walls. Directly in front of me was what appeared to be a beautifully crafted wooden door. Fully aware of my dreaming circumstances, I approached the door and gave it a swift kick directly in the center. The hinges of the door broke off and the door itself flew gracefully ahead, perfectly landing upright in place of yet another door. I dashed forward and smashed through the second door, leading to an outside area decorated with many trees and bushes. The ground surrounding me was gravel so I carefully knelt down to feel its texture. After inspecting the gravel, the consistency changed and morphed into something similar to cooked mince meat. I turned my head to observe the scenery. It could be best described as a small rural town, with few shops and cars scattered around. Everything began to fade to black and I assumed my adventure would be over - this was not the case however.
A new scenery had formed and it was the bustling city of New York, smack bang in the middle of Central Park. I felt that this opportunity required an accomplice so I spawned a clone of myself. Those familiar with Naruto will understand the shadow clone jutsu, which was precisely what I did. I took a brief moment to take in the beauty of my dream, utterly astounded that my subconscious mind could conjure up such a mind blowing thing. "What do you think we should do?" I asked my clone whilst staring at the skyscrapers in the distance. I received no response from him, so I turned my head. He had vanished. I looked around to see where he had disappeared to. I thought to myself, "Did I erase him?". Wrong. I soon saw my clone off in the distance, burning down trees and assaulting the locals that got within his vicinity. My clone was going Grand Theft Auto on everybody in my dream. I laughed and left him to go about his business.
I was dashing through New York City like a ninja at incredible speed. Parkour has always appealed to me in waking life, but within my dream I took this to a much larger scale. Leaping from building to building, I felt the rush of air against my skin as I traversed the Big Apple more skillfully than Spiderman himself. I had misjudged one jump and was plummeting straight towards the ground. This had startled me, but I reached into my back pocket and pulled out a space-time kunai. (For those of you who don't know, a space-time kunai is a weapon used by Minato, a character in the anime Naruto . Essentially, it is a throwing knife that has the energy signature of a person placed upon it. The effect of this is that the user can teleport instantaneously to the knife, any object OR person that is marked with the signature. It's honestly the coolest thing.)
As I fell towards the ground, I aimed my space-time kunai and threw it towards a Subway restaurant which was on the top level of a building for some odd reason. The knife had successfully embedded itself right above the automatic front doors of Subway. Instantly, I teleported to Subway and was no longer plummeting towards the pavement hundreds of meters below. I entered Subway and saw that there were employees cooking fries in the corner. "Of course. An American Subway that sells fries" I said to myself. (No offence to my transpacific lucid dreamers ) What then ensued was the complete and merciless destruction of the restaurant. No one was able to stop my rampage. My fury was unrivaled. The french fries section was the first to go, I littered the floor with the freshly made produce. People began to cry and run out the door. Employees were in a mass panic about the proper course of action to undertake as a maniac ran rampant in their restaurant. I could hardly contain my laughter in this situation. I began to throw chairs which in turn shattered the windows of the establishment. "GIVE ME A 6 METER MULTIGRAIN WITH TUNA" I yelled at one of the employees. "SIR PLEASE, WE DON'T HAVE BREAD THAT LONG. PLEASE STOP DESTROYING OUR THINGS" he replied. I must have got too excited, as the dream began to disappear into the void. I soon awoke in my bed, marveling at the joyful adventure I had experienced.
That's it! I hope you enjoyed reading. I certainly hope to have more ridiculous lucid dreams such as that one. 
-Ironhide
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