So I was in a dream doing something boring when I had to go to the bathroom. I rushed over to it and went inside the enormous room filled with endless rows of urinals and showers and whatnot, only the urinals had big locks on them that said "CLOSED." I checked the stalls, too, and they were locked up. It was like someone put big cages on them. I thought it looked funny and checked for lucidity.

Yay! I decreed, but instead of flying through the ceiling to begin a bunch of shinanigans I decided a much better use of my time would be to just bash the locks so I could take a freaking piss. Moments later though I woke up and found out I was actually wetting the bed!

Heed my warning. If the toilets in your dreams are missing, or locked away, or in any other way seem like they're not intended for public use, your body is probably trying to tell you something.