DV Chat Quotes

**Jeff777** · 11-18-2009 02:39 AM

Originally Posted by slash112

What was wrong with the old Quotes thread? It got locked and some posts deleted, and now it disappeared...

We're flirting with the idea of creating a separate thread for quotes that are of the same nature of the ones we had to delete from the quotes thread. Ultimately, we're still deliberating on what to do about the whole quote mess. When I know more, you all will know more.

**Xox** · 11-18-2009 02:46 AM

I'm pretty sure it was decided that we'd separate it into two threads: DV Forum and DV Chat. The quote clean up has been done one too many times. It's quite evident that members will continue to post perverted/unfunny quotes in the quote thread. There has to be a thread for them to post them so they don't land yet again in DV Quotes.

I guess DV Quotes is on a temp. leave while we sort this out.

**Lulian** · 11-18-2009 02:52 AM

Originally Posted by Xox

perverted

Sindred: Slayer bit his lower lip, and nodded his head. "You heard me, Lulian. You're...banned. You've been a real...mm...bad boy."
Lulian offered Slayer nothing but a wry smile. Then his hands reached down, grasping and unlocking his belt in one smooth, confident grunt of a gesture...
[dreamnoob] 10:21 pm: lol
Slayer bleated in meek protest as Lulian's weight slammed him back against the rough, brick wall.
"I think I'm going to have to see that Ban Hammer, Slay-er."
Lulian hesitated in his thrusting. He shifted and frowned. "Slayer...is that...is that clingfilm? You just carry around a roll of that in your
pocket?"
"Uh..." Slayer blushed. "Yeah...there was a...I had a cooking class...I mean...is...is that a problem?"
Lulian's eyebrows raised. He smiled, slippery as a serpent. "Not at all. I LOVE clingfilm."
Slayer and Lulian stopped, grunting, and then tried to move apart. The clingfilm rustled, but clung them together unmoving. They struggled
for a moment, and then collapsed in a plasticky heap of sweat and loose flabby folds.
"We're stuck together?" Slayer gasped. "and there's an administrative meeting in here any minute now?"
Lulian closed his eyes, and exhaled. "Public exhibitionism, yes! That was the trick. Done now. What were you saying?"
And wacky hijinks ensued.

**Xox** · 11-18-2009 02:55 AM

I'm not saying perverted is bad.

Personally I think what you posted was fucking hilarious. But does it belong in DV quotes? No. Chat quotes, yar.

**Lulian** · 11-18-2009 03:18 AM

Originally Posted by Xox

I'm not saying perverted is bad.

Personally I think what you posted was fucking hilarious. But does it belong in DV quotes? No. Chat quotes, yar.

What was posted?

**Siиdяed** · 11-18-2009 04:32 AM

I'm not proud of any of my quotes here.

Usually I'm awesome, though.

**Naiya** · 11-20-2009 07:46 AM

[velinxs] 10:43 pm: not my fault your illiterate

XD

**Shift** · 01-15-2010 05:45 PM

It just occurred to me that the thread went missing

Why isn't it at least still visible and locked?!?!

Anyway,

[CanceledCzech] 11:04 am: http://www.wonderhowto.com/wondermen...-nsfw-0113759/
[CanceledCzech] 11:05 am: im gonna get me one a deez
[TamiDoll] 11:05 am: What's that? D: I shouldn't click on anymore links for today.
[CanceledCzech] 11:05 am: loool
[CanceledCzech] 11:05 am: it's a mind fuck
[CanceledCzech] 11:05 am: the future is here
[TamiDoll] 11:06 am: lol
[TamiDoll] 11:06 am: Omg
[TamiDoll] 11:06 am: Fucken hell.
[CanceledCzech] 11:06 am: i know right?
[CanceledCzech] 11:06 am: i am speechless
[TamiDoll] 11:06 am: lol
[Shift] 11:07 am: I'm not clicking that
[Shift] 11:07 am: but just from reading it
[Shift] 11:07 am: it reminds me of something someone told me about
[Shift] 11:07 am: realdolls.com
[Shift] 11:07 am: http://www.realdolls.com*for those too lazy to copypaste
[CanceledCzech] 11:07 am: we have made sex slaves
[CanceledCzech] 11:08 am: we have made artificial people to have sex with
[TamiDoll] 11:08 am: lol....
[Shift] 11:08 am: those have been around a while
[CanceledCzech] 11:08 am: lol
[Shift] 11:08 am: it's just that for some reason the quality is given a lot of attention, money, and development
[CanceledCzech] 11:08 am: for some reason?
[CanceledCzech] 11:08 am: and no, we have never had this before
[CanceledCzech] 11:09 am: 'blow up doll' doesn't mean artificial person
[CanceledCzech] 11:09 am: a blow up doll can't talk to you
[Shift] 11:09 am: well
[TamiDoll] 11:09 am: The japanese make some pretty fucken scary sex dolls.
[Shift] 11:09 am: it's still an artifical person
[CanceledCzech] 11:09 am: no
[Shift] 11:09 am: if you mean like... mechanized sex robot then yes
[CanceledCzech] 11:09 am: non of this semantics shit
[CanceledCzech] 11:09 am: i'm not going there
[CanceledCzech] 11:10 am: this is the seeds of artificial intelligence
[TamiDoll] 11:10 am: lol
[Shift] 11:10 am: lmao
[CanceledCzech] 11:10 am: this is what you see in movies
[Shift] 11:10 am: then say AI sex dolls
[Shift] 11:10 am: not artifical people
[Shift] 11:10 am: we've had that kind of shit around for years
[CanceledCzech] 11:10 am: no
[Shift] 11:10 am: it's just that now it's specifically designed to suck cock or whatever
[ClouD] 11:11 am: lol.
[ClouD] 11:11 am: i like how blunt.
[Captain Sleepalot] 11:11 am: Ha ha.
[ClouD] 11:11 am: specifically designed to suck cuck
[ClouD] 11:11 am: cock*
[Shift] 11:11 am: <3
[TamiDoll] 11:11 am: Lmao shift.
[Captain Sleepalot] 11:11 am: This conversation was meant to be put in signatures.
[Shift] 11:11 am: well actually that's an assumption
[ClouD] 11:11 am: strange, i've never misspelled cock.
[Shift] 11:11 am: if I were a dude, no way in hell
[Shift] 11:12 am: would I ever, ever put my dick inside of something designed to open and close
[ClouD] 11:12 am: lol
[ClouD] 11:12 am: amen.
[TamiDoll] 11:12 am: xD!!!!!!!
[ClouD] 11:12 am: i was just about to say that
[TamiDoll] 11:12 am: Snap~
[Shift] 11:12 am: it just doesn't look safe http://www.independent.ie/multimedia...or_174294t.jpg
[ClouD] 11:12 am: especially a machine that has the physical capability to crush my penis
[Shift] 11:12 am: lmfao cloud
[TamiDoll] 11:12 am: hahahahahaha
[Shift] 11:12 am: yeah
[CanceledCzech] 11:13 am: shift has a dick
[ClouD] 11:13 am: i mean, sure it's programmed not to
[TamiDoll] 11:14 am: Technology, ALWAYS malfunctions. xD
[ClouD] 11:14 am: but when is the last time you trusted a program with your word document, let alone sexual organs

**CarmineEternity** · 01-18-2010 01:44 PM

****[Tarsier] 5:42 am: you guys i just got a really fucking genius idea
****[Tarsier] 5:42 am: im going to quote something from DV chat that is completely random and not funny at all, its going to be
just like, a small part of a really normal conversation about lucid dreaming or something
****[Tarsier] 5:42 am: and im going to put it in the dv quotes thread
****[Kiza] 5:42 am: What is it
****[Tarsier] 5:42 am: and say "LOOOOL!"
********[CarmineEternity] 5:42 am: YEAH
********[CarmineEternity] 5:42 am: O IT
****[Tarsier] 5:43 am: everyone will be soo fucking confused
****[Kiza] 5:43 am: Why the fuck would you do that
[Gnosienne] 5:43 am: ^^
****[Kiza] 5:43 am: that is an awful shitty idea
****[Tarsier] 5:43 am: ude
****[Tarsier] 5:43 am: dude
********[CarmineEternity] 5:43 am: now quote this one instead and post it for the lulz
****[Tarsier] 5:43 am: youre clearly just jealous that you didnt come up with it and i did
****[Tarsier] 5:43 am: no
********[CarmineEternity] 5:43 am: OR I WILL DO IT MY FUCKING SELF

Edit: GOD DAMN IT TARS

I somehow knew you would get here first. I had to search. :l

...Bitch.

**Seroquel** · 09-13-2011 12:37 PM

[07:20:54] <nito89> sero its not rape if i enjoy it 0.0

[07:24:15] <@nina> sero its not rape if i enjoy it

**Evolventity** · 10-10-2011 10:11 AM

Code:

[02:07] <whisperinggirl> you could be a killer and not show your face
[02:08] <SilverDreams> I have no one to kill though

**Zaibatsu** · 10-17-2014 01:15 PM

Zaibatsu:i'll slap the farting jets out of your bottom!

**Mismagius** · 01-07-2015 07:10 PM

I am beginning to think spellbee2 has some mystical properties surrounding him, there was the synchronized speech with Ophelia on the 5th and then yesterday this happened.

Jan 06 13:19:40 <Mismagius^> Where's my detective partner, The Bee?
Jan 06 13:21:21 <oratiFeedMe> haven't seen him yet this morning
Jan 06 13:21:50 <Mismagius^> :C
Jan 06 13:22:02 * Mismagius^ summons spellbee2 with magic!

...
Jan 06 13:25:44 * spellbee2 ([email protected]) has joined
Jan 06 13:25:52 <Mismagius^> spellbee2!!
Jan 06 13:25:54 <Mismagius^> Hi!
Jan 06 13:25:59 <spellbee2> Mismagius^ hi
Jan 06 13:26:07 <spellbee2> i slept in super late this morning
Jan 06 13:26:11 <oratiFeedMe> LOL
Jan 06 13:26:15 <oratiFeedMe> hey spellbee2
Jan 06 13:26:20 <spellbee2> hey oratiFeedMe
Jan 06 13:26:20 <Mismagius^> Did you hear anything a minute ago spellbee2?
Jan 06 13:26:24 <spellbee2> still got that name, i see
Jan 06 13:26:32 <spellbee2> did i hear anything?

Spoiler for Rest of convo:

Could these recent events foretell a year of curious and wondrous happenings for spellbee2 and those that surround him? Only the continued passage of time will tell.

**naturespirit** · 01-06-2017 12:50 AM

<CaioContieri> did rarecola and cannislucidus disappear for good ?
[10:39] <CaioContieri> where r the old peeps
[10:39] <@gab> I'm sure they'll be back
[10:39] <IBeauty>

[10:39] <naturespirit>

[10:39] <CaioContieri> tell us the dream IBeauty
[10:39] <CaioContieri> don't be sad
[10:40] == IBeauty [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[10:40] <DannyCool>

[10:40] <CaioContieri> did depression just hit the whole chat?
[10:40] <CaioContieri>

[10:41] <naturespirit> :'‑(
[10:41] <DannyCool> yipedeeeedoooooooooodahhhhhhhhhhhh
[10:42] <DannyCool>

((

Immense depression.. :'-(

**Invader** · 11-20-2009 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by Xox

There has to be a thread for them to post them so they don't land yet again in DV Quotes.

Or they can just, you know, not post them.

The other alternative is to make a thread with a link to 4chan in it, so that we may
slowly siphon away the screaming retarded children.

**Kiza** · 11-20-2009 08:23 AM

But screaming retarded children . . . they're like lice. They just keep coming back.

**CarmineEternity** · 11-20-2009 11:09 PM

***[CarmineEternity] 3:08 pm: i like penis
***[CarmineEternity] 3:08 pm: <3
***[Tarsier] 3:08 pm: me too
***[Tarsier] 3:08 pm: brb

**Tyler** · 11-20-2009 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by CarmineEternity

***[CarmineEternity] 3:08 pm: i like penis
***[CarmineEternity] 3:08 pm: <3
***[Tarsier] 3:08 pm: me too
***[Tarsier] 3:08 pm: brb

Dumb, unfunny quotes like that is partly the reason the old thread got locked.

**Xox** · 11-20-2009 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by Invader

Or they can just, you know, not post them.

The other alternative is to make a thread with a link to 4chan in it, so that we may
slowly siphon away the screaming retarded children.

Well, the conclusion was reached after going through the DV-quote cleanup process several times. They won't stop. They need an outlet. Might as well make one.

I do like the other alternative, though.

**Tara** · 11-26-2009 05:19 AM

[DV Chat]: Zezarict has entered at 8:07 pm
****[Moose] 8:07 pm: KKK
[DV Chat]: Zezarict has left at 8:07 pm

**AmazeO XD** · 11-26-2009 09:42 AM

The DV Chat quotes thread got raped because everyone was so fucking narcisistic they wanted to feel popular and kept upping their own quotes or trying to make quotes in chat just to appear in the thread. it was fucking pathetic.

**Siиdяed** · 11-26-2009 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by AmazeO XD

The DV Chat quotes thread got raped because everyone was so fucking narcisistic they wanted to feel popular and kept upping their own quotes or trying to make quotes in chat just to appear in the thread. it was fucking pathetic.

We know, baby, we know.

It's all better now. We've hidden the chat quotes in SB, where no-one but the dianoga will ever read them.