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mhm I only paid him $1.99 to say that

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[16:17] <Habba> Spellbee2, just tasted it out, It works but even with the highes volume the sound isn't loud
[16:17] <Habba> Because I am going to taste an alarm out -_-
[16:18] <@spellbee2> I think there's an option for the sound to kinda ease in
[16:18] <@spellbee2> So it starts quiet and gradually gets louder
[16:18] <Habba> Let me check
[16:18] <@gab> it will taste better with some hot sauce on it
[16:18] <@gab> :D
[16:18] <@spellbee2> But you should be able to turn that off
[16:19] <Habba> Sweet and sourrrrrr
[16:19] <@spellbee2> Lol, alarm clocks taste best with a hint of thyme
[16:19] <@gab> loool
[16:20] <Habba> Lol
[16:20] <@gab> and lime
[16:20] <@gab> put your lime in your coconut
[16:21] <Habba> 0.o
[16:21] <Habba> Too many beers for u haha
[16:22] <@gab> I'm a caribbean amphibian, I like to hop in the tropical sea, I'm a caribbean amphibian, I live on the coconut tree
[16:22] <@gab> oh ok now that's the last nail I guess in your mind
[16:22] <@gab> now I dun it
[16:23] <Habba> I love this site :D
[16:23] <@gab> I love when people spontaneiously say that
[16:24] <@gab> because I feel it all the time
[16:24] <Habba> It's a lovely site, got awesome members

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[16:10] <@gab> ok clicking
[16:11] <Habba> Lol
[16:11] <@gab> but If I stop talking, I got offended
[16:11] <@gab> then pack your bags to the trip to the dungeon
[16:11] <Habba> In the dungeon already? It's my day!

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[16:06] <Habba> That sounded abit rude haha, oh gab
[16:06] <@gab> rude? what?
[16:06] <@gab> there is a waiting list to get to her dungeon, haha
[16:06] <Habba> Never mind, I just have a dirty mind haha
[16:07] <BlairBros> oooh
[16:07] <BlairBros> *blush*
[16:07] <BlairBros> :p
[16:07] <@gab> BlairBros: I just mentioned that ophelia has a dungeon for misfit members and it's awesome, coz she caters it and she is a badass cook
[16:07] <@gab> and woooooo! habba
[16:07] <@gab> :DDDD
[16:07] <Habba> Lol
[16:08] <@gab> dirty mind is my middle name :D
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[16:08] <Habba> I gathered Gab!! Haha

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[21:57] <JadeGreen> spellbee2 your comp has motivated someone who has procrastinated their whole life to turn in work early
[21:57] <SnowStrider> Don't worry I'm not that great at tennis either, but it's too much fun to give up
[21:57] <@spellbee2> Then my job here is done.
[21:58] * JadeGreen offers spell a fist bump
[21:59] <Exsolutus> Aww, JadeGreen... you messed it up. You're supposed to his spellbee in the face!
[21:59] * spellbee2 accepts said fist bump
[21:59] <Exsolutus> hit*
[21:59] <JadeGreen> but spellbee is cool
[21:59] * spellbee2 pushes the red "Mission Complete" button in his armpit and blasts back to his home planet Mlemtopia
[21:59] <Exsolutus> Doh
[21:59] <Exsolutus> xD
[21:59] * JadeGreen RCs
[22:00] * Exsolutus RCs in response to JadeGreen's RC
[22:00] <Exsolutus> Triggered

(Habba) Shabby :D
(shabby) Ah!
(shabby) !away
(Habba) :(

Someone is hiding from me :(

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Originally Posted by spellbee2

[21:57] <JadeGreen> spellbee2 your comp has motivated someone who has procrastinated their whole life to turn in work early
[21:57] <SnowStrider> Don't worry I'm not that great at tennis either, but it's too much fun to give up
[21:57] <@spellbee2> Then my job here is done.
[21:58] * JadeGreen offers spell a fist bump
[21:59] <Exsolutus> Aww, JadeGreen... you messed it up. You're supposed to his spellbee in the face!
[21:59] * spellbee2 accepts said fist bump
[21:59] <Exsolutus> hit*
[21:59] <JadeGreen> but spellbee is cool
[21:59] * spellbee2 pushes the red "Mission Complete" button in his armpit and blasts back to his home planet Mlemtopia
[21:59] <Exsolutus> Doh
[21:59] <Exsolutus> xD
[21:59] * JadeGreen RCs
[22:00] * Exsolutus RCs in response to JadeGreen's RC
[22:00] <Exsolutus> Triggered

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http://i.imgur.com/92wm5co.jpg

It's... It's beautiful... :crying:

(I was telling Snowstrider about a LD that I had...)

[15:43] <JadeGreen> This girl comes out who is the daughter of the cult leader
[15:44] <JadeGreen> And she is wearing like a black bikini bottom. But her whole upper torso, arms and head is armored with like an iron man suit, only its painted black.
[15:44] <JadeGreen> And three machine guns come out from each shoulder. She shoots at me and I make a forcefeild.
[15:45] <JadeGreen> I start fighting her lucidly but then a second girl comes up, and she's wearing like a hoop skirt that's a rocket and lets her fly
[15:46] <JadeGreen> And there were flying robot sharks and the old naked cult leader guy was riding a T-Rex skeleton and the whole thing went to crap.
[15:46] <JadeGreen> Then fortunatley, I FA'd.
[15:47] <JadeGreen> snowstrider are you ok?
[15:47] * SnowStrider sits in shock
[15:48] <SnowStrider> Well that was something else
[15:48] <JadeGreen> lol
[15:49] <JadeGreen> wbu? any good dreams?
[15:50] <SnowStrider> I had a dream last night where I was working at a demonic Dunkin' Donuts.
[15:51] <SnowStrider> Me and this demon guy were making a mass supply of doughnuts with vanilla frosting.
[15:51] <SnowStrider> Not much else really happend.
[15:53] <JadeGreen> You have potential. Work hard, and someday, your dreams could be as weird as mine.
[15:54] <SnowStrider> Maybe someday, I can have dreams that are so strange they scar me for life

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Originally Posted by JadeGreen

(I was telling Snowstrider about a LD that I had...)

[15:43] <JadeGreen> This girl comes out who is the daughter of the cult leader
[15:44] <JadeGreen> And she is wearing like a black bikini bottom. But her whole upper torso, arms and head is armored with like an iron man suit, only its painted black.
[15:44] <JadeGreen> And three machine guns come out from each shoulder. She shoots at me and I make a forcefeild.
[15:45] <JadeGreen> I start fighting her lucidly but then a second girl comes up, and she's wearing like a hoop skirt that's a rocket and lets her fly
[15:46] <JadeGreen> And there were flying robot sharks and the old naked cult leader guy was riding a T-Rex skeleton and the whole thing went to crap.
[15:46] <JadeGreen> Then fortunatley, I FA'd.
[15:47] <JadeGreen> snowstrider are you ok?
[15:47] * SnowStrider sits in shock
[15:48] <SnowStrider> Well that was something else
[15:48] <JadeGreen> lol
[15:49] <JadeGreen> wbu? any good dreams?
[15:50] <SnowStrider> I had a dream last night where I was working at a demonic Dunkin' Donuts.
[15:51] <SnowStrider> Me and this demon guy were making a mass supply of doughnuts with vanilla frosting.
[15:51] <SnowStrider> Not much else really happend.
[15:53] <JadeGreen> You have potential. Work hard, and someday, your dreams could be as weird as mine.
[15:54] <SnowStrider> Maybe someday, I can have dreams that are so strange they scar me for life

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Spoiler for long:

http://i.imgur.com/PTUpGjT.png

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Originally Posted by Linkzelda

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http://i.imgur.com/PTUpGjT.png

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Of all the chat moments I've had that you could have made a comic, you just had to pick this one... :rolllaugh:

In all seriousness these are wonderful.

[18:12] <JadeGreen> so this porning I was watching samauri jack agian.
[18:12] <JadeGreen> MORNING! MORNING! NOT THAT!
[18:13] <@gab> loool
[18:13] <@gab> not laughing at all :D
[18:13] <JadeGreen> typo of the year.
[18:13] <JadeGreen> I completely forgot what I was going to say about the episodes I saw.


I wonder how would Linkzelda depict this :D

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[18:12] <JadeGreen> so this porning I was watching samauri jack agian.
[18:12] <JadeGreen> MORNING! MORNING! NOT THAT!
[18:13] <@gab> loool
[18:13] <@gab> not laughing at all
[18:13] <JadeGreen> typo of the year.
[18:13] <JadeGreen> I completely forgot what I was going to say about the episodes I saw.


I wonder how would Linkzelda depict this

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It seems that one does not simply summon LinkZelda...

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Originally Posted by gab

[18:12] <JadeGreen> so this porning I was watching samauri jack agian.
[18:12] <JadeGreen> MORNING! MORNING! NOT THAT!
[18:13] <@gab> loool
[18:13] <@gab> not laughing at all :D
[18:13] <JadeGreen> typo of the year.
[18:13] <JadeGreen> I completely forgot what I was going to say about the episodes I saw.


I wonder how would Linkzelda depict this :D

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http://i.imgur.com/x8pK8Ba.jpg

This was pretty much my reaction...

http://i.imgur.com/VorAA47.png

[22:55] <BaconBot> anderj101 tickles gab with an extraordinarily long feather.
[22:55] <@gab> hihihi :D
[22:55] <JadeGreen> or just make a brutally honest movie about lucid dream
[22:55] <JadeGreen> I'll make a movie about my dreams
[22:55] <@anderj101> A 3000 mile long feather to be exact. :)
[22:55] <@spellbee2> haha, a brutally honest movie about someone learning to lucid dream.
[22:55] <JadeGreen> it'll be called "Flying, Sex and the Sixth grade algebra test that I didn't study for."
[22:56] <madmonkey> I want to make a movie about lucid dreaming thats realistic
[22:56] <@spellbee2> "I'm dreaming! Woo!" *scene cuts to black, credits roll*
[22:56] <madmonkey> but maybe include elements of the shared dreaming crowed and metaphysical antagonists of some sort
[22:56] <madmonkey> lol spellbee2
[22:56] <madmonkey> The entire film is shot out of focus
[22:56] <@spellbee2> "Tenouttaten." - IGN
[22:57] <@Mismagius> "Too much dreams" - IGN
[22:57] <madmonkey> "Why is batman in a dream sequence all the time?" - Me

I would love to watch that movie but I think it would finish way to fast I would love a series better

[21:02:37] <@spellbee2> woah, just realized Mismagius is missing
[21:03:04] <@spellbee2> weird, he's always logged in somewhere or another
[21:03:30] spellbee2 checks out in the snow for Prince prints
[21:04:08] spellbee2 takes a picture of found Prince prints
[21:04:22] spellbee2 uploads the picture to his computer
[21:04:28] spellbee2 prints Prince's prints
[21:05:47] spellbee2 sells Prince's printed prints at an auction
[21:05:58] spellbee2 gets a pretty price for Prince's printed prints
[21:06:56] spellbee2 buys Pringles with Prince's printed prints' pretty price
[21:08:04] spellbee2 prints out another copy of Prince's prints
[21:08:23] spellbee2 peruses Prince's printed prints while eating Pringles
[21:08:38] spellbee2 gets Pringle crumbs on the prints
[21:09:00] spellbee2 pinches Pringle pieces off Prince's pretty printed prints
[21:09:12] spellbee2 sighs and reevaluates his life choices

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Originally Posted by spellbee2

[21:02:37] <@spellbee2> woah, just realized Mismagius is missing
[21:03:04] <@spellbee2> weird, he's always logged in somewhere or another
[21:03:30] spellbee2 checks out in the snow for Prince prints
[21:04:08] spellbee2 takes a picture of found Prince prints
[21:04:22] spellbee2 uploads the picture to his computer
[21:04:28] spellbee2 prints Prince's prints
[21:05:47] spellbee2 sells Prince's printed prints at an auction
[21:05:58] spellbee2 gets a pretty price for Prince's printed prints
[21:06:56] spellbee2 buys Pringles with Prince's printed prints' pretty price
[21:08:04] spellbee2 prints out another copy of Prince's prints
[21:08:23] spellbee2 peruses Prince's printed prints while eating Pringles
[21:08:38] spellbee2 gets Pringle crumbs on the prints
[21:09:00] spellbee2 pinches Pringle pieces off Prince's pretty printed prints
[21:09:12] spellbee2 sighs and reevaluates his life choices

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http://i.imgur.com/gxCm9p3.png

[21:51:32] <JadeGreen> @mismaigus this is dreamviews. The only place where "The wizards from harry potter were fighting a giant moose wiht a machinegun in its mouth" reads as a completely normal sentance.

me and spell at it agian... (glad I saved this, I thought someone else would have posted it by now...)

[09:46] <JadeGreen> so yeah. I false awakened at the campsite we were at and when I rolled over in bed I heard all this buzzing. When I got up and I saw myself in third person I saw the bumblebee thorax/abdomen/wings coming out of my head.
[09:47] <JadeGreen> It was about six inches long, so really big.
[09:47] <JadeGreen> and coming out of my right ear.
[09:47] <JadeGreen> And my first thought is that I need to call a doctor to get it surgically removed right away so I run down to the river since it was the only place on the campground that had cell service.
[09:48] == Mismagius^^ [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 90 seconds]
[09:49] <JadeGreen> And there was an alligator with rabies that tried to eat me. I got on a little motorboat and tried to make a getaway but the alligator started running on water and had those fan shaped things around its head like those weird lizards that run on water.
[09:50] <JadeGreen> Somehow we got to a shopping mall and the alligator took out a monocle and top had and became civilized. It turned out he just wanted to have a tea party with me. So we got this disney princess tea party set and had one.
[09:50] <@spellbee2> pffft
[09:52] <JadeGreen> Then Manei appeared and said that she wanted to join us, but the smell of the tea had caused her mouth and bellybutton to switch places. (They had.)
[09:54] <@spellbee2> pffffffffft
[09:54] <JadeGreen> Then the shopping mall changed to be like my high school cafeteria and I went looking for orange juice but there was this orange slice with a face on the labels of the bottles that came alive and the bottles sang a song about what it was like being orange juice.
[09:55] <JadeGreen> the chronology isn't quite clear but that's about what happened.
[09:56] <JadeGreen> spellbee2 are you okay?
[09:57] <JadeGreen> no! It happened agian!
[09:57] <JadeGreen> my dream was too much.
[09:57] <JadeGreen> I think I broke spellbee
[09:57] <JadeGreen> im sorry. :’(

(after numerous connection problems)

[10:10] <JadeGreen> whenever I have one of these really weird ones
[10:10] <JadeGreen> I consider putting them on dream interpretation
[10:10] <JadeGreen> thread
[10:11] <@spellbee2> haha, i can only imagine someone trying to interpret that
[10:12] <@spellbee2> "well, you see, having belly buttons and mouths switch places means that you currently believe that your job is unfulfilling..."
[10:13] <JadeGreen> Huston, my sides have entered orbit.
[10:13] <@spellbee2> "having your sides enter orbit means you are deeply self-conscious about your weight and want to shed a few pounds"

Now if only somebody had the moment where I discovered the powerpuff girls anime. Magic like that cannot be recreated...

[17:25] <@OpheliaBlue|BRB> I want to be a bagel with cream cheese, and have Lee Pace take a bite of me
[17:25] <@gab> loool
[17:25] <@OpheliaBlue|BRB> pleasing pain
[17:25] <@gab> it will hurt so good
[17:25] <brys0nsc0tt> Pollinating just thinking about it.

I just remembered caressing cashews but I don't have the logs on my phone. That was funny

First it's this bagel eating fetish you have with an actor, and now you're caressing nuts. I will show no mercy.

[18:59] <patches> The Ultimate Showdown | Flash Videos
[19:05] <patches> ginsan
[19:05] <patches> The End of the World | Flash Videos
[19:05] <patches> more culture
[19:05] <ginsan> no :P
[19:06] <MrPriority> oh nice
[19:08] <patches> there's a reason why i linked those two in DV lol
[19:08] <ginsan> i think its fine
[19:09] <ginsan> when in doubt, keep it out?
[19:09] <ginsan> okay okay
[19:17] <MrPriority> That's what I said to the judge, but it was apparently "no excuse for my indecent exposure" or something stupid like that
[19:17] <patches> lol
[19:18] <patches> Dutch practice time: someone name a het animal word other than schaap
[19:19] <ginsan> hahaha

[15:12] <ginsan> hey
[15:12] <MrPriority> Oh hey there ginchan
[15:14] <ginsan> teehee
[15:15] <ginsan> yoo, important senpai!
[15:15] * ginsan giggles and looks at MrPriority with sparkly eyes and slightly flushed cheeks
[15:15] <ginsan> woah that is so gay xD
[15:15] * MrPriority notices ginsan
[15:16] * MrPriority runs away dramatically

May LinkZelda have mercy on you...

Ain't nothing wrong with a lil bromance every now and then!

[22:03] <OneUp> turn up yall
[22:04] <@spellbee2> turnips?
[22:04] <OneUp> tulips?
[22:04] <JadeGreen> tulpas?
[22:04] <@spellbee2> parsnips?
[22:04] <OneUp> cheese nips?
[22:05] <@spellbee2> frosted tips?
[22:06] <JadeGreen> kissy lips?
[22:06] <OneUp> chunky chocolate chips?
[22:06] <@spellbee2> this is turning out like the Fairly Oddparents theme song
[22:06] <JadeGreen> kkkombo breaker
[22:06] <OneUp> lmaoooo