Thread: DV Chat Quotes

Originally Posted by Ginsan

[05:49] <@spellbee2> i used to be kind and helpful
[05:49] <@spellbee2> then i took a ginsan to the knee
[05:49] <ginsan> probably something to do with tab <--irrelevant to this quote
[05:49] <@spellbee2>
[05:49] <ginsan> that old to the knee joke
....l

[19:01] <ginsan> SPELLBEEE
[19:01] <ginsan> HOW DO I WIPE MY ASS
[19:01] <@spellbee2> unless you breathe fire or throw fireballs in real life
[19:01] <ginsan> HELP ME WITH IT
[19:02] <@spellbee2> hey Lapis3
[19:02] <ginsan> lol Lapis3
[19:02] <+AstralMango> DUUUUDE
[19:02] <ginsan> nice timing
[19:02] <@spellbee2> that was an unfortunate time to walk in

[07:00] <ginsan> spellbee2: does breathing fire or throwing fire balls count as element manipulation?
[07:01] <@spellbee2> MY GOD SO MANY QUESTIONS
[07:01] <@spellbee2> yes, of course
[07:01] <patches> lol
[07:01] == Lapis3 [[email protected]] has joined #DVLounge
[07:01] <ginsan> SPELLBEEE
[07:01] <ginsan> HOW DO I WIPE MY ASS


Some context. Do you understand that I'm sane now? Yes? I'm glad.

That was Lapis' first time logging to the chat. This may have been his reaction:
Reaction gif tagged with nope, The Simpsons

Meanwhile I am like
http://media.giphy.com/media/qMqjZkmMi8wFO/giphy.gif

And this is spellbee
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/upload...uring-Zoom.gif


This is some more, from the day after

Spoiler for the next day:

[19:09] <MrPriority> hi bennerman and hi Itsugawa, welcome!
[19:09] <bennerman> xP
[19:09] <MrPriority> You are one of us now! (~*u*)~
[19:10] <patches> hallos
[19:10] <MrPriority> hey ho patcherino
[19:10] <ginsan> Itsugawa: dont despair
[19:10] <LiLeila> as a new member I must say that here is a really nice atmosphere
[19:10] <ginsan> you are not yet completely one of us
[19:11] <ginsan> if you start struggling now you can still retain some sanity
[19:11] <@spellbee2> s/atmosphere/atmosphere. and also ginsan is here/
[19:11] <BaconBot> <LiLeila> as a new member I must say that here is a really nice atmosphere. and also ginsan is here
[19:11] <ginsan> hahaha
[19:11] <LiLeila> you're cruel spellbee
[19:11] <ginsan> i know!
[19:11] <@spellbee2> nah, i meant ginsan's here. to ruin that nice atmosphere
[19:11] <ginsan> o:
[19:11] <@spellbee2> unless you meant i'm cruel to ginsan
[19:11] <MrPriority> lol
[19:12] <@spellbee2> in which case, yes
[19:12] <ginsan> lol
[19:12] <LiLeila> yap, i meant that
[19:12] <ginsan> so LiLeila and Itsugawa, you're totally fine as long as your username is not "ginsan"
[19:12] <@spellbee2> indeed
[19:12] <ginsan> otherwise youd get your self esteem smashed to atoms
[19:12] <LiLeila> so we'll be ok then
[19:12] <Itsugawa> good to know
[19:12] * ginsan nods
[19:12] <@spellbee2> it's okay, you dish it back in sarcastic comments anyway
[19:13] * ginsan thinks of sarcastic thing to say
[19:13] * ginsan is currently incapable of sarcasm
[19:14] * MrPriority laughs at ginsan
[19:14] * ginsan looks down with sadness
[19:14] * MrPriority pats ginsan on his back
[19:14] <MrPriority> there there
[19:14] * ginsan coughs uncontrollably
[19:14] <ginsan> you bully!
[19:14] <ginsan> that was nothing like a comforting pat on the back
[19:14] <@Mismagius> Lol
[19:14] <ginsan> the other day he kicked me in the nuts
[19:15] * MrPriority takes off his spiked gloves
[19:15] <MrPriority> wuut that was totally comforting
[19:15] <ginsan> the sadist duo is on full steam today
[19:15] <MrPriority> lol
[19:16] <@Mismagius> Lol you guys, chat quote material abound

Spoiler for Quote is too long? I don't give a spoon! Nor a knife!:

[17:00] <garlicpatch> he loooves pasta
[17:01] <garlicpatch> you can see how we get along
[17:01] <ginsan> through pasta
[17:01] <garlicpatch> lol
[17:01] * ginsan understands
[17:01] <ginsan> suchunderstanding.jpeg
[17:01] * MrPriority clicks link
[17:01] <garlicpatch> begrijp je het?
[17:01] <MrPriority> THATS NOT REAL!
[17:02] * MrPriority kicks ginsan in the nuts
[17:02] <ginsan> hahaha
[17:02] <ginsan> this is so funny
[17:02] <garlicpatch> getting kicked in the nuts?
[17:03] <ginsan> MrPriority: https://youtu.be/95Wq4yJsAs4?t=212 this is hilarious
[17:03] <ginsan> and getting kicked in the nuts
[17:03] <ginsan> virtually
[17:03] <garlicpatch> Worden nutteloos is nodeloos en het is niet grappig. <-- blarblar and she says it's not funny
[17:03] <garlicpatch>
[17:04] <garlicpatch> I am ashamed of you two
[17:04] <garlicpatch> lol
[17:05] <ginsan> !back
[17:05] <ginsan> this is what just happened:
[17:07] <ginsan> i walk up to my brother and ask "what do you call a gorilla....... *10 second pause* who eats a gorilla" "gorilla" *hes playing call of duty btw* "no. *10 second pause* by his name" *ginsan laughs like a madman*
[17:07] <ginsan> then i go back to the living room
[17:07] <ginsan> where i am now
[17:07] <ginsan> and my mom gets angry at something random
[17:07] <garlicpatch> oh, nutteloos can mean useless? oops <-- I think she is learning Dutch
[17:07] <ginsan> and i almost choke laughing
[17:07] <ginsan> so funny
[17:08] <ginsan> okay, i didnt almost choke
[17:08] <ginsan> but it was very funny

Spoiler for Mismagius had been DCing all day:

[17:09] == Mismagius [Mismagius^@DV-6bd8bae4.mycingular.net] has joined #DVLounge
[17:09] == mode/#DVLounge [+o Mismagius] by anderj101
[17:09] <@Mismagius> Wow what happened, I got disconnected for a while
[17:10] == Mismagius^ [Mismagius^@DV-35ab7b02.fl.comcast.net] has joined #DVLounge
[17:10] == mode/#DVLounge [+o Mismagius^] by anderj101
[17:10] == Mismagius [Mismagius^@DV-6bd8bae4.mycingular.net] has quit [Client closed the connection]
[17:10] <ginsan> lololol
[17:10] <MrPriority> x
[17:10] <ginsan> im going to have fun at another chat quote

Spoiler for and this:

Good. Such is life.

PS: lol wtf i just realized i had typed "a gorilla who eats a gorilla" but i said to my brother "a gorilla who eats a banana"

[12:54:49] patches puts it on DV quotes.
...
[12:55:06] patches actually doesn't put it on DV quotes

[12:32] <MrPriority> FREE THE BABY CARROTS!! (~*u*)~
[12:32] <+AstralMango> ALL HAIL MISMAGIUS (~*u*)~
[12:33] <MrPriority> noooo!!
[12:33] <+AstralMango> Yess~
[12:33] <MrPriority> I shall rise against the oppression!
[12:34] <LiLeila> goodnight all
[12:34] * MrPriority makes a salad out of mango
[12:34] <MrPriority> There!
[12:34] <+AstralMango> Night LiLeila
[12:34] <MrPriority> gnite LiLeila :)
[12:34] * AstralMango gasps dramatically
[12:34] == LiLeila [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[12:34] <+AstralMango> How DARE you hurt my mango brothers and sisters?!
[12:35] * MrPriority sips on his mango juice
[12:36] * AstralMango cries
[12:36] <+AstralMango> !flog MrPriority
[12:36] <BaconBot> AstralMango flogs MrPriority with a large hickory stick.
[12:36] <MrPriority> Aww I´m sorry..
[12:36] <+AstralMango> Free the mangoes! Destroy the oppression of mangoes!
[12:37] <MrPriority> I did not mean for it to be this --PING--.. oh wait just a second my mango cake is done bakin
[12:38] <+AstralMango> You MONSTER!
[12:38] <+AstralMango> Free my brethren!
[12:38] * AstralMango flies down to bonk MrPriority hard on the head
[12:38] <MrPriority> Hey, it´s just how you look at it.. you could say that I mercilessly slaughtered dozens of your brethren
[12:39] <MrPriority> or you could say I just really like mangoes
[12:39] * AstralMango sobs
[12:39] * MrPriority get´s knocked out
[12:39] <+AstralMango> WHYYYY
[12:39] <+AstralMango> Oooh yay
[12:39] * AstralMango drags MrPriority to a jail cell

[14:31:12] <@spellbee2> see ya!
[14:31:18] <Mdxl> bb
[14:31:20] <PKJacker> Cya face fun
[14:31:23] Mdxl [[email protected]] has left #DVLounge: ""
[14:31:24] <PKJacker> Have*
[14:31:28] <@spellbee2> bahahaha
[14:31:41] <PKJacker> FACE FUN YOU FUCKER
[14:31:44] <@spellbee2> maybe you should just not use the swipe keyboard
[14:31:47] <PKJacker> Nah
[14:31:52] <@spellbee2> type it out old school
[14:32:00] <@spellbee2> get that T-9 up in this hizzouse
...
[14:33:22] <PKJacker> I remember t9
[14:33:36] <@spellbee2> it was faster than hitting each button multiple times for each letter
[14:33:41] <@spellbee2> but it was still pretty inaccurate
[14:33:46] <PKJacker> It took longer for me
[14:33:55] <PKJacker> Cause I had to find the word a lot of the time
[14:34:00] <PKJacker> And reading is a poison
[14:34:02] <PKJacker> Poison
[14:34:05] <PKJacker> Pain
[14:34:11] <PKJacker> Same going
[14:34:15] <PKJacker> Ok
[14:34:21] <PKJacker> Maybe I should type

Some gold typos from AstralMango this evening, I predict future DVCA 2016 winners!

Jan 13 18:15:24 <ginsan> i just realized that that picture of the 20 sided dice was not a picture of me
Jan 13 18:15:31 <ginsan> and it got removed from the thread xD
Jan 13 18:15:36 <AstralMango> Haha
Jan 13 18:15:39 <MobianAngel> :/
Jan 13 18:15:43 <MobianAngel> lol
Jan 13 18:15:45 <ginsan> actually i didnt just realize that that picture is not me, but you know
Jan 13 18:15:51 <ginsan> i realized that it didnt belong there
Jan 13 18:15:52 <ginsan> ..
Jan 13 18:16:02 <AstralMango> :p
Jan 13 18:17:33 <AstralMango> You should hsve hekd the dice up yo your face and took a selfie
Jan 13 18:17:40 <AstralMango> Ok wtf
Jan 13 18:17:50 <AstralMango> Held the dice
Jan 13 18:17:54 <Mismagius> lool
Jan 13 18:18:00 <AstralMango> Have*
Jan 13 18:18:02 <Mismagius> up yo your face
Jan 13 18:18:17 <AstralMango> Okay, that was a big fai
Jan 13 18:18:18 <AstralMango> L
Jan 13 18:18:36 <AstralMango> I'm the bus so I blame the bus!
Jan 13 18:18:53 <AstralMango> Wait
Jan 13 18:18:57 <Mismagius> Bus jumping?
Jan 13 18:19:02 <AstralMango> Im ON the bus
Jan 13 18:19:11 * ginsan reads hsve hekd
Jan 13 18:19:15 <AstralMango> Holy heck rofl
Jan 13 18:19:28 <hattufig^> to be in the bus, one should be the bus
Jan 13 18:19:30 <ginsan> oh have held
Jan 13 18:19:30 <Mismagius> lool! Just noticed the typo XD
Jan 13 18:19:32 <ginsan> oh i see
Jan 13 18:19:42 <AstralMango> Haha
Jan 13 18:19:43 <Mismagius> [18:18:36] <AstralMango> I'm the bus so I blame the bus!
Jan 13 18:19:50 <ginsan> haha
Jan 13 18:19:52 <Mismagius> Omg this is gold, DVCA 2016 winner right here
Jan 13 18:20:03 <ginsan> possibly
Jan 13 18:20:06 <Mismagius> I want a LinkZelda comic of you as a bus right NOW
Jan 13 18:20:11 <ginsan> lol
Jan 13 18:20:12 <AstralMango> Hehe yaaaay
Jan 13 18:20:20 <AstralMango> Omg a mango bus
Jan 13 18:20:23 <ginsan> BustralMango
Jan 13 18:20:23 <AstralMango> Ooooo
Jan 13 18:20:24 <ginsan>

There is punnery in the air



[18:32] <@spellbee2> just had a friend end our text conversation with "you're the bomb"
[18:33] <@spellbee2> i responded with "well if i'm the bomb, you're... a bigger bomb... this analogy fell apart quickly..."
[18:34] * ginsan almost laughs
[18:34] <@spellbee2> thank you, i'll almost be here all week
[18:34] * ginsan is caught in the place between confusion and amusement
[18:34] <@spellbee2> lol, he just texted me back "oooh that was good"
[18:35] <ginsan> i see
[18:35] <@spellbee2> solid story, right?
[18:35] <@spellbee2> i give it a 5/7
[18:36] <ginsan> 9/11
[18:36] * ginsan realizes the pun after sending it
[18:36] <ginsan> that would have been genius if i had thought of it
[18:36] <@spellbee2> haha
[18:36] <@spellbee2> i just got it now that you pointed it out
[18:36] <ginsan> actually it still kind of wonky, since it was a place <-- lol i misspelled plane
[18:36] * LiLeila claps

[18:34] <@OpheliaBlue> << old lady
[18:34] <+AstralMango> Nuuuu, you're not old
[18:35] <@OpheliaBlue> I can't hear my boyfriend
[18:35] <@OpheliaBlue> he says things, and I hear different things
[18:35] <+AstralMango> xD
[18:35] <+AstralMango> You must have selective hearing haha
[18:35] <+AURON> selective hearing
[18:35] <@OpheliaBlue> pffff
[18:35] <+AURON> beat me to it
[18:35] <+AstralMango> Oh yeah, AURON knows what's up
[18:35] <+AstralMango> :p
[18:35] <@OpheliaBlue> "She's partially deaf"
[18:35] <@OpheliaBlue> "what did you say about parsley?"
[18:36] <+AstralMango> omg

A memorable moment.

[01:59] <LiLeila> 1000th line! *fanfares*
[02:00] <NAHsan> 1000th line?
[02:00] <NAHsan> ohhh
[02:00] <+AstralMango> "the fridge climbing cat" - gab
[02:00] <NAHsan> in dah chetz
[02:00] <LiLeila> ' LiLeila (999) '
[02:00] <NAHsan> oh nice
[02:00] <NAHsan> oooh
[02:00] <NAHsan> thats even awesomer
[02:00] <NAHsan> that deserves a dv chat quotes post
[02:00] <NAHsan> its a memorable moment!


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[02:01] <LiLeila> probably it's not 1000th (it's not refreshing that fast) but anyway


>.>

[19:59:58] <NAHsan> <@MissNAH> You get a promotion and you get a promotion and you! okay, time to check reality
[20:00:09] NAHsan takes off headphones and stands up
[20:00:13] <@MissNAH> Haha
[20:00:31] <@MissNAH> *suddenly oprah in NAHsan's room*
[20:00:43] OpheliaBlue [[email protected]] has set mode +o NAHsan
[20:01:12] <NAHsan> o:
[20:01:17] <NAHsan> oh geez
[20:01:21] <+AstralMango> haha

Let the battle commence!

[19:23] * Mismagius runs through the room aggresivelly drawing all over face with markers
[19:23] <+AstralMango> Mismagius has come to reclaim the crown from MissNAH!
[19:23] <@Mismagius> There's only room for one Prince here!
[19:23] * Mismagius challenges MissNAH to a joust
[19:23] <+AstralMango> All hail Mismagius ~*u*~
[19:24] <+AstralMango> Oooh joust
[19:24] * Mismagius runs MissNAH down
[19:24] * AstralMango cheers
[19:24] * Mismagius comes to senses
[19:24] <@Mismagius> What... have I done?
[19:24] <@Mismagius> No power is worth thisssss!!!
[19:24] <@anderj101> nah
[19:24] * AstralMango comforts Mismagius
[19:25] * Mismagius bargains with the devil, sacrifices self for MissNAH
[19:25] <+AstralMango> nuuuu
[19:25] <+AstralMango> o:
[19:25] * Mismagius is done did dead
[19:25] <+AstralMango> Mismagiuuuuuusssss
[19:25] * anderj101 plays some NahStep
[19:25] <@MissNAH> Lol I lost on purpose
[19:25] <@anderj101> Wait, what is going on here?!?
[19:26] * anderj101 RC's
[19:26] <@MissNAH> >:O
[19:26] <+AstralMango> MissNAH, I challenge you to a joust to bring back Mismagius o:
[19:26] <@MissNAH> I can and will not fight you! If it's my blood you want, my blood you shall have
[19:27] * MissNAH sacrifices self
[19:27] <+AstralMango> ;_;
[19:27] == orationem^ [[email protected]] has joined #DVLounge
[19:27] * AstralMango cries
[19:27] <+AstralMango> Nooooooo!!
[19:27] <+AstralMango> They're both dead. *n*
[19:27] * Mismagius is revived
[19:27] <+AstralMango> o:
[19:27] <@Mismagius> Oh darn, seems a sacrifice complex runs deep in these Mismagius clones
[19:27] <+AstralMango> Mismagius, you're alive ;D
[19:27] <@anderj101> 90 seconds later...
[19:27] <@Mismagius> Will need to have development work that out in future ones
[19:28] <@Mismagius> I propose that this day be a international rememberance day for MissNAH
[19:28] <@Mismagius> (mutually benifical to Mismagius, seeing as how they're the same person... muhahaha)

Spoiler for Long quote:

Let the battle commence!

[19:23] * Mismagius runs through the room aggresivelly drawing all over face with markers
[19:23] <+AstralMango> Mismagius has come to reclaim the crown from MissNAH!
[19:23] <@Mismagius> There's only room for one Prince here!
[19:23] * Mismagius challenges MissNAH to a joust
[19:23] <+AstralMango> All hail Mismagius ~*u*~
[19:24] <+AstralMango> Oooh joust
[19:24] * Mismagius runs MissNAH down
[19:24] * AstralMango cheers
[19:24] * Mismagius comes to senses
[19:24] <@Mismagius> What... have I done?
[19:24] <@Mismagius> No power is worth thisssss!!!
[19:24] <@anderj101> nah
[19:24] * AstralMango comforts Mismagius
[19:25] * Mismagius bargains with the devil, sacrifices self for MissNAH
[19:25] <+AstralMango> nuuuu
[19:25] <+AstralMango> o:
[19:25] * Mismagius is done did dead
[19:25] <+AstralMango> Mismagiuuuuuusssss
[19:25] * anderj101 plays some NahStep
[19:25] <@MissNAH> Lol I lost on purpose
[19:25] <@anderj101> Wait, what is going on here?!?
[19:26] * anderj101 RC's
[19:26] <@MissNAH> >:O
[19:26] <+AstralMango> MissNAH, I challenge you to a joust to bring back Mismagius o:
[19:26] <@MissNAH> I can and will not fight you! If it's my blood you want, my blood you shall have
[19:27] * MissNAH sacrifices self
[19:27] <+AstralMango> ;_;
[19:27] == orationem^ [[email protected]] has joined #DVLounge
[19:27] * AstralMango cries
[19:27] <+AstralMango> Nooooooo!!
[19:27] <+AstralMango> They're both dead. *n*
[19:27] * Mismagius is revived
[19:27] <+AstralMango> o:
[19:27] <@Mismagius> Oh darn, seems a sacrifice complex runs deep in these Mismagius clones
[19:27] <+AstralMango> Mismagius, you're alive ;D
[19:27] <@anderj101> 90 seconds later...
[19:27] <@Mismagius> Will need to have development work that out in future ones
[19:28] <@Mismagius> I propose that this day be a international rememberance day for MissNAH
[19:28] <@Mismagius> (mutually benifical to Mismagius, seeing as how they're the same person... muhahaha)

[20:43:09] <@gab> oh I had a DILD!!
[20:43:20] <@OpheliaBlue^> oh sweet!
[20:43:22] <@OpheliaBlue^> que paso?
[20:43:23] <@gab> flew over some drop dead gorgeous water
[20:45:10] <ginsan> lol
[20:45:17] <ginsan> gab!
[20:45:20] <ginsan> what happened?
[20:45:34] <ginsan> you flew over gorgeous water and dropped dead?
[20:45:39] <ginsan> how tyerribluh!
[20:45:57] <@gab> no, you read the sentence from the front, not the back

[20:46] <JadeGreen> !acronym Jade
[20:46] <BaconBot> JADE — Java Agent Development Framework
[20:46] <BaconBot> JADE — Journal Abstracts Delivered Electronically
[20:46] <BaconBot> JADE — Jasmine Application Development Environment (...)
[20:46] <BaconBot> 18 results : more: !!!JADE - What does JADE stand for? The Free Dictionary
[20:46] <leviathen> !acrony lev
[20:47] <leviathen> oops
[20:47] <Exsolutus> Huh... how is "Java Agent Development Framework" JADE? xD
[20:47] <Exsolutus> Gg BaconBot
[20:48] <JadeGreen> chat moments

[21:51] <OneUp> Im in the mood for some bacon
[21:51] <BaconBot> I love bacon.
[21:51] <OneUp> me too
[21:52] <Gundam178> mmm
[21:52] <OneUp> how do I get baconbot to give me bacon
[21:52] <OneUp> !bacon
[21:52] <BaconBot> Hey! You didn't specify a user. Try !bacon OneUp
[21:53] <OneUp> !bacon me
[21:53] <BaconBot> OneUp prepares me a hot steamy pile of bacon.
[21:53] <OneUp> no I wanted bacon

It got lonely

Pun city, pun pun city, b****

Spoiler for Puns and stuff:

[16:56:01] <@Mismagius^^> spellbee: That explains it! You've been living under a beehive your whole life!
[16:56:02] <@Mismagius^^>
[16:57:31] <shabby> Arranging stuff for next year
[16:57:42] <shabby> Government forms etc
[16:57:56] <@Mismagius^^> Oh cool
[16:58:00] <@spellbee2> true, we don't have cable
[16:58:06] <@spellbee2> all we have is... HiveFi
[16:58:28] <@Mismagius^^> loool
[16:58:32] <shabby> Oh honey, please stop before your puns get even worse
[16:58:36] <@spellbee2> *not the pun he was looking for, but the one he deserves right now*
[16:58:47] <shabby> I know hearing that might sting but it's for the beest
[16:58:56] <@Mismagius^^> hahaha XD
[16:59:04] <@spellbee2> awwww, comb on, man
[16:59:24] <@spellbee2> are you pollen my leg?
[16:59:30] <shabby> Dammit you stole my word
[16:59:53] <@Mismagius^^> Man, I was trying to think of a pun but you guys
[16:59:57] <@Mismagius^^> You're the true gods
[17:00:07] <shabby> We are punlords
[17:00:08] <@Mismagius^^> You're... Pods
[17:00:15] <@Mismagius^^> lol
[17:00:16] <shabby> I prefer guns
[17:00:21] <shabby> Lol both of those are actual words
[17:00:23] <@Mismagius^^> Haha
[17:00:24] <shabby> that's so meta
[17:00:43] <@spellbee2> one day, you could be as good as us. nectar say nectar.
[17:00:53] spellbee2 pulls a muscle from that stretch
[17:01:04] <@Mismagius^^> Omg! 2 minutes ago I was rattling my brain for a nectar pun!
[17:01:30] <shabby> And then he just comes along and steals your word too. Total BUZZkill
[17:01:35] <@Mismagius^^> I'm gonna strangle your nec... tar!
[17:01:39] Mismagius^^ breaks a ligement
[17:02:32] <@Mismagius^^> Bravo shabby, bravo
[17:03:14] shabby bows gracefully
[17:03:47] <@Mismagius^^> Can I be you guy's pupal?
[17:03:49] <shabby> I ran out of bee puns xD
[17:04:03] <@spellbee2> i didn't. i am full of them.
[17:04:06] <@spellbee2> i am beeternal
[17:04:10] <shabby> Luckily I can make them up... on the fly.
[17:04:20] <@Mismagius^^> You've got an unfair advantage, you're a bee
[17:04:34] <shabby> I have ascended to other creatures now, as it wasp foretold
[17:04:50] <@Mismagius^^> Pfft!
[17:05:05] <@spellbee2> ant that the truth!
[17:05:16] <shabby> Ooh clever
[17:05:18] <@spellbee2> that's all she roach
[17:05:27] <shabby> ok that one was not very good
[17:05:28] <shabby> xD
[17:05:42] <@spellbee2> oh yeah? i'd love to see you do butter(fly)
[17:05:57] <shabby> You do? Bee careful what you wish for
[17:06:31] <@Mismagius^^> I'm fishing for puns but caught nothing
[17:07:38] <shabby> Missy, are you a gymnast?
[17:07:50] <shabby> You stretch really far!
[17:07:56] <@Mismagius^^> pfft
[17:08:14] <@spellbee2> my right big toe likes to travel to different Islamic building.
[17:08:26] <@spellbee2> it's a mosquito
[17:08:33] <shabby> oh my
[17:08:34] <@Mismagius^^> Don't raise urchin up at me!
[17:08:34] <shabby> xD
[17:08:42] <@Mismagius^^> lol bee
[17:08:55] <shabby> So we've gone into the sea now? Sounds fishy
[17:09:04] <shabby> Whale, that just gives me more space
[17:09:11] <shabby> Time to dive into the deep and see what we dig up
[17:09:20] <@Mismagius^^> Don't be gillable now
[17:09:29] <shabby> Pun after pun, they're streaming like the Gulf
[17:09:45] <@Mismagius^^> Oil agree with you on that!
[17:09:47] <shabby> Dolphin deep into my mind, they just kelp coming
[17:09:52] <@spellbee2> stop coming up with clever puns, you son of a beach!
[17:10:23] <shabby> Oh I am on a roll, surfing with the flow
[17:11:13] <@Mismagius^^> Man I really need some kelp over here
[17:11:24] <shabby> Trying to squeeze all the puns out before I reef for the night
[17:11:41] <@spellbee2> don't hog all the good ones, that's just sailfish
[17:11:43] <shabby> I guess you could say I'm the class clownfish
[17:12:09] <shabby> Come on guys, you're miles behind
[17:12:15] <shabby> I don't even have you on my sonar anymore
[17:12:22] <@Mismagius^^> I think you've jumped the shark now
[17:12:33] <@spellbee2> i'm sorry, you're out of my leagues
[17:12:53] <shabby> I think the stream's now declining
[17:13:01] <@Mismagius^^> Don't be so self-conchident!
[17:13:06] <@spellbee2> the tides have shifted
[17:13:20] <shabby> But puns they come in ebb and flow so it's okay
[17:13:29] <shabby> Soon I'll seal the deal
[17:13:39] <shabby> Wading through the last bit I have now
[17:13:40] <SwordArtOnline> Oh we're doing awful puns now are we? go back to reddit
[17:14:05] <shabby> I'll go to reddit Asuna's I get a lucid dream again
[17:14:13] <@Mismagius^^> lool
[17:14:19] <shabby> Aincrad time for this shit
[17:14:34] <@spellbee2> you did that one on porpoise
[17:15:04] <shabby> I know, I posted it as Sinon reddit
[17:15:07] <@Mismagius^^> Ah karp this is hard
[17:15:12] <SwordArtOnline> Wow
[17:15:30] <@spellbee2> SAO, don't be so crabby
[17:16:08] <SwordArtOnline> I can't tell if that's a pun or spellbee2 telling me to stop posting three-letter messages because i have nothing better to say
[17:16:11] <shabby> Any of you play electric guitar?
[17:16:20] <@spellbee2> no, it was a pun
[17:16:24] <shabby> oh it's defiinitely a pun
[17:16:56] <@spellbee2> i had no intention to pun-ish you
[17:17:05] <@Mismagius^^> Haha!

[00:11] <@Mismagius^^> Internet seems to have left for a late night snack or something
[00:11] <@gab> lol it got munchies

[23:51] <BloodSand> my best sex dreams are often non or semi lucid. The moment I become full lucid no dream characters want anything sexy to do with me
[23:51] <@gab> haha
[23:53] <@gab> mine don't put up a fight

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18 wisher 6/8/2015 22:48 "*chugs mine and anderj101's beer"
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[21:46] <@spellbee2> Lol, I should message the mods about changing my username...
[21:46] <@spellbee2> OH WAIT
[21:46] <@spellbee2> ;P
[21:47] <JadeGreen> chat moments.

(JoshMcNaught) That bacon butty was heaven haha
(BaconBot) did you say "Bacon"?
(JoshMcNaught) Yes I did say bacon
(JoshMcNaught) Lol, I'm wanting to have a conversation with bacon bot because I don't have a life haha
(JoshMcNaught) Bacon is love bacon is life, bacon is mine

Then is what happens when you don't have a life haha

[10:12] <shabby> hey horm, BloodSand
[10:12] <BloodSand> yo
[10:14] <shabby> how do?
[10:14] <BloodSand> me good
[10:15] <shabby> good
[10:15] <BloodSand> kill mammoth, eat well now

[13:39] <JadeGreen> lets see how long I live
[13:39] <JadeGreen> !rr
[13:39] <BaconBot> *CLICK* Close one, huh JadeGreen
[13:39] <JadeGreen> weird
[13:39] <@spellbee2> !rr
[13:39] <JadeGreen> usually I die on the first try
[13:39] <BaconBot> *CLICK* Close one, huh spellbee2
[13:39] <JadeGreen> !rr
[13:39] <BaconBot> *BANG* You're dead, JadeGreen
[13:39] <@spellbee2> usually i die immediately after someone says they usually die on the first try

[14:08] <@spellbee2> tell you what, flip a coin
[14:08] <@spellbee2> heads you get 5, tails you get 10
[14:08] <JadeGreen> besides I get advanced unsummoning and I have Spocks monster with 210 no point
[14:09] * JadeGreen flips coin
[14:09] <JadeGreen> It landed on its side
[14:09] * spellbee2 RCs
[14:09] * JadeGreen RCs