Thread: DV Chat Quotes

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

[19:00:03] <@OpheliaBlue> OldConstantine and I are currently having sex.
[19:00:06] <@OldConstantine> I did that in college for a lunch

The things I do to eat lunch. But I'd do it again!

Originally Posted by OldSparta

The things I do to eat lunch. But I'd do it again!

I guess we know why OpheliaBlue is On-topic admin.

Originally Posted by Linkzelda

I guess we know why OpheliaBlue is On-topic admin.

I just make sure to stay on top of staff.

Pics or didn't happen.

[11:43:12] <%paigeyemps> Next time we fun, if you win i shall tc mohahaha
[11:43:18] <Oceandrop> Strip?

[13:45:17] <%melanieb> Nice
[13:45:28] <+KickedInDaNutsZelda`> so you think my nuts are nice
[13:45:33] melanieb gives KickedInDaNutsZelda` a dozen GoldFish, who then takes them and swallows them, one by one.

[13:47:07] melanieb whips KickedInDaNutsZelda` on the {{BUTT}} really hard!!!

Dream Guides at work.

[20:37:17] <&KensPeterbuilt> decay powered generators are my favorites due to their high safety margin and zero maintenence requirements

[07:55:34] <%paigeyemps> I had a dream with a baby
[07:55:41] <%paigeyemps> Apparently my third dream baby
[07:55:48] <+Linkzelda> god, close your legs woman
[07:56:43] <%paigeyemps>
[07:56:50] <+RearCola> LOL
[07:56:53] <+RearCola> !brb food
[07:56:54] <%paigeyemps> Link
[07:56:54] RearCola [[email protected]] is now known as RearCola|BRB
[07:57:06] <%paigeyemps> Guess who im murdering in my next lucid
[07:57:11] <%paigeyemps> =)
[07:57:12] <+Linkzelda> Sweet
[07:57:19] <+Linkzelda> this fulfills my masochistic desire
[07:57:21] <+Linkzelda> to the EXTREME
[07:57:24] <+Linkzelda> go for it paigeyemps

Automatic Chat Quote posted by VillageDwellaensis (sistaensis).
Comment:

Originally Posted by #DV

[22:50:13] <fridge> :>
[22:50:53] <cookieh> lol
[22:50:59] <KensMustache> why does everyone need a fucking bot
[22:51:08] <cookieh> because of reasons.
[22:51:13] <cookieh> wb
[22:51:17] <VillageDwellaensis> Well aeolus wants to play around with a python bot on here
[22:51:18] <Seroquel> Hnnnnnnnggggggg
[22:51:22] <fridge> to upload our brains into the cold machine in order to achieve immortality
[22:51:24] <VillageDwellaensis> Don't see what the big deal is
[22:51:53] <Exotiraan> KensMustache: I guess because of the whole, "X can't do Y, so why not make Z" thing. :P
[22:51:56] <KensMustache> i am learning so much about grounding, bonding, and lighting mitigation lately
[22:52:32] <Exotiraan> (That problem is also prevalent *NIX software projects.)
[22:52:44] <Exotiraan> ACTION points at the Linux Audio Subsystem fiasco. :P
[22:52:50] <fridge> !random
[22:53:18] <fridge> !quote random
[22:53:26] <fridge> No quotes D:
[22:53:33] <Seroquel> Ibot is fucked
[22:53:37] <Seroquel> derp
[22:53:41] <TheGirlIsMineWave> iBot doesn't do quotes
[22:53:50] <KensMustache> one of the simplest mitigation steps i've learned is to simply coil the service drop a few times before running it into the main panel
[22:53:52] <Seroquel> Anymore...
[22:54:02] <Exotiraan> !grab gnashing
[22:54:02] <DemonBot> there will be whining and gnashing of teeth
[22:54:04] <TheGirlIsMineWave> ever
[22:54:14] <Exotiraan> !qfind gnashing
[22:54:14] <DemonBot> there will be whining and gnashing of...
[22:54:26] <Seroquel> Anymore..
[22:54:32] <TheGirlIsMineWave> ACTION is done
[22:54:52] <VillageDwellaensis> !!quote

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[02:49:21] <NoDaniel> I wanna be a girl just for halloween
[02:49:23] <NoDaniel> Just so I can be like
[02:49:25] <NoDaniel> Catwoman
[02:49:35] <OctoberWind>
[02:49:36] <NoDaniel> And just be a sarcastic, humorous bitch to everyone
[02:50:06] <OctoberWind> But you already do that NoDaniel

I'm already halfway there <3

Playing with the !lovecalc command.

[12:50] <paigeyemps> !lovecalc Japan USA
[12:50] <DemonBot> Japan and USA: [-------------------------] (1.0%)

[12:51] <Lunatide> !lovecalc Britain Iraq
[12:51] <DemonBot> Britain and Iraq: [-------------------------] (0%)

[12:56] <Oceandrop> !lovecalc USA Iran
[12:56] <DemonBot> USA and Iran: [-------------------------] (1.0%)

[12:59] <Lunatide> !lovecalc China Japan
[12:59] <DemonBot> China and Japan: [-------------------------] (0%)

This means war. WW3 CONFIRMED.

For the lols:

[13:03] <Lunatide> !lovecalc Oceandrop gaysex
[13:03] <DemonBot> Oceandrop and gaysex: [======================---] (89.0%)

[6:59pm] weakamon: i haven't been on for a while
[6:59pm] weakamon: i'm also fapping like there's no tomorrow
[7:11pm] ShockWave: weakamon:
[7:11pm] ShockWave: [11:59:31] <weakamon> i'm also fapping like there's no tomorrow
[7:11pm] ShockWave: um
[7:12pm] ShockWave: thanks for telling us

thanks for telling us

Automatic Chat Quote posted by realdealmagic (realdealmagic).
Comment:

Originally Posted by #DVA

[21:29:00] <OpheliaBlue|Away> yeah, dwelling is the mind killer
[21:29:05] <Oreoboy1996> translation - exercise will make you feel better
[21:29:08] <Chimpertainment> and fear :P
[21:29:16] <OpheliaBlue|Away> ohhhh, Dune much?
[21:29:18] <Oreoboy1996> go for a jog >.>
[21:29:19] <realdealmagic> I have to dwell - it's still going on in my life
[21:29:21] <Chimpertainment> you know it
[21:29:24] <realdealmagic> It's happening as we speak
[21:29:28] <OpheliaBlue|Away> ACTION highfives Chimpertainment
[21:29:36] <realdealmagic> However. Things ARE improving slightly.
[21:29:42] <realdealmagic> Things may just end up the way I want them to.
[21:29:51] <OpheliaBlue|Away> well that's good news
[21:29:56] <Chimpertainment> ACTION returns opheliablue's highfive with gusto
[21:30:03] <Chimpertainment> lol
[21:30:06] <OpheliaBlue|Away> ok I gotta make dinner for real, I have a busy evening
[21:30:13] <Chimpertainment> word
[21:30:18] <Chimpertainment> busy it up
[21:30:19] <OpheliaBlue|Away> podcast in 3 and a half hours! :D
[21:30:20] <Oreoboy1996> i think i had a dream a girl was masturbating with a knife...
[21:30:34] <Chimpertainment> uummm
[21:30:34] <OpheliaBlue|Away> holy topic change batman O_O
[21:30:42] <Oreoboy1996> lol
[21:30:49] <Exotiraan> !give Oreoboy1996 wat
[21:30:49] <DemonBot> Oreoboy1996: http://ompldr.org/vZjF2aQ
[21:30:53] <OpheliaBlue|Away> hope she's... ok lol
[21:31:13] <Oreoboy1996> doubt it
[21:31:15] <realdealmagic> !quote
[21:31:15] <DemonBot> realdealmagic: quote [<channel>] <nick>
[21:31:16] <Oreoboy1996> lots of a blood n stuff
[21:31:22] <realdealmagic> !!quote

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[16:11:19] <Bloog510> just reading about lucid dreaming
[16:12:02] <Bloog510> have you ever done it?
[16:12:05] <%paigeyemps> hi Bloog510
[16:12:15] <Vaporeon> Sooo, it's 1:12am over here
[16:12:17] <&YoureTheOneILoveKen> no, Ken's a virgin =(
[16:12:22] <&YoureTheOneILoveKen> oh you mean LDing
[16:12:22] <%paigeyemps> lolol
[16:12:25] <&YoureTheOneILoveKen> yeh i've done that

[13:15:47] <+Linkzelda> I need to just write notes, come back from class, and then extend them
[13:16:03] <%melanieb> I was impressed with your length in today's DJ
[13:16:07] <%melanieb> Heh
[13:16:10] <%melanieb> I said that
[13:16:26] <+Linkzelda> If only you could see it
[13:16:29] <+Linkzelda> I mean the DJ
[13:16:35] <%melanieb>

[00:28] <@Auron> we're always seeing something hit us or go around us

[19:49:45] <@OpheliaBlue> rudedudeowns: you're 16?!
[19:49:47] <rudedudeowns> oh
[19:49:53] <rudedudeowns> yes....
[19:49:57] <rudedudeowns> how old did you think i was?
[19:50:02] <@OpheliaBlue> 14
[19:50:03] <%Oreoboy1996> 13
[19:50:07] <@OpheliaBlue> I'm playin
[19:50:07] <Karlitaki|Away> 15
[19:50:09] <@OpheliaBlue> hahaaaa

[15:09:05] <@OpheliaBlue> haha, in 1996, a male orangutan tried to mate with Julia Roberts
[15:09:13] <@OpheliaBlue> I imagine that would be fun
[15:09:19] <@OpheliaBlue> wouldN'T*

[12:18:52] <Seroquel> Hi radioshift
[12:18:59] <Seroquel> Welcome to lunaviews
[12:19:09] <radioshift> hey thank
[12:19:11] <radioshift> s
[12:19:13] <Shifani> radioshift would you like to tell us how your parents touched you inappropriately.

Lol octoberwind. Me and sero always say "Welcome to LunaViews" and "SeroViews".

Now have some cookieh, making complete sense as usual.

[19:58] <+cookieh> i dont give a fuck what site is a meme from.

[22:36:00] <Seroquel> salty what kind of family member am I?
[22:36:07] <saltyseedog> hamster

[20:24:02] <+Mitzie> i'm always a whore