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07-03-2012, 01:14 AM
SpaceCowboyDave

[20:12:30] <%Caenis> Let's get off of the topic of duck libido.
07-03-2012, 07:12 PM
Killing

[20:56:18] <@OldSparta> Slaughter: Put's the laughter back in Slaughter

Not sure what did he mean by that, but I found that hilarious.
07-04-2012, 08:40 PM
Seroquel

[15:32:58] <rudedudeowns> guys are so sexy
07-05-2012, 09:00 AM
Superdub49

[01:57] <rudedudeowns> i dont whanna fuck a cunt
07-05-2012, 06:23 PM
Linkzelda

Today's topic is: Sex.
07-06-2012, 03:04 AM
SpaceCowboyDave

[22:01:53] <wayfaerer> there's other things in life besides sex isn't there?
[22:02:08] <&Back4KendalinasButt> food
07-16-2012, 05:17 PM
Killing

[18:30:41] Coldberg playes a few house chords on the piano
[18:30:48] <Coldberg> dadadindundun
[18:30:50] <Coldberg> dadadindundun
[18:30:54] <paigeyemps> we should
[18:30:55] <paigeyemps> jam
[18:31:01] <paigeyemps> and stuff
[18:31:05] <Coldberg> and spoon too
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[18:33:50] <Coldberg> kinda sucks that noone here knows jam & spoon
[18:33:52] <Coldberg> xD
[18:34:00] <Coldberg> Jam & Spoon feat. Reamonn - Be Angeled (Love Parade) - YouTube
07-19-2012, 09:29 PM
Oreo

[16:25:14] <acelegion> so with MILD, you do everything before going to bed.... Dont have to wake up in middle of the night?
[16:25:15] <+paigeyemps> x)
[16:25:26] <+paigeyemps> nope
[16:25:30] <Lunatide> acelegion: you could probabl combine it with WBTB
[16:25:32] <%Oreoboy1996> you can wake up in the middle of the night to increase the effect
[16:25:36] <+paigeyemps> unless you do WBTB+MILF
[16:25:40] <+paigeyemps> MILD DAMNIT
[16:25:40] <%Oreoboy1996> but generally it works fine w
[16:25:40] <Lunatide> milf
[16:25:41] <Lunatide> LOL
[16:25:42] <%Oreoboy1996> ...
[16:25:51] <%Oreoboy1996> okay
[16:25:56] <Lunatide> =)
[16:26:02] <%Oreoboy1996> i suddenly lost my train of thought...
[16:26:05] <+paigeyemps> sorry, i'm typing with my pinky, im eating
[16:26:05] <%Oreoboy1996> hmm
[16:26:06] <+paigeyemps> :|
[16:26:33] <cookieh> dafuq, paige, eating at this time? o__o
07-21-2012, 04:22 AM
Seroquel

[23:17:15] <+Jakob> having sex with other women isnt always cheating

Hur hur hur.
07-23-2012, 06:00 AM
iBot

Automatic Chat Quote posted by HerrSchockWeiv`|Away (shockwave).
Comment: typical day in the life of Exotiraan

Quote:

Originally Posted by #DV

[05:47:00] <OldBuffalo> Professor Farnsworth: The professie will help. [Catches on fire.] Uwahh! Fire indeed hot!
[05:47:23] <Seroquel> lol
[05:47:35] <ThePreserver> OH I remember this
[05:47:39] <HerrSchockWeiv`|Away> lol
[05:47:45] <OldBuffalo> shameless copy from futurama wiki
[05:47:46] <ThePreserver> with the mid 2000's gradient.
[05:47:52] <HerrSchockWeiv`|Away> :/
[05:48:27] <ThePreserver> I'm just saying it reminds me of the powerpoints I did in Junior High. Gradients were the SHIT
[05:48:31] <OldBuffalo> "Bender, if this is a scam, you already have my power of atorney"
[05:48:34] <HerrSchockWeiv`|Away> lol
[05:48:45] <ThePreserver> But now it's all about minimalism.
[05:49:05] <ThePreserver> and we powerpointers scoff at gradients.
[05:49:37] <ThePreserver> Goddamn department stores.
[05:49:44] <Exotiraan> I hate when my dog is over here. :<
[05:49:45] <ThePreserver> "Original price: 30 dollars"
[05:49:48] <ThePreserver> FOR SOCKS?! Lies.
[05:49:54] <ThePreserver> It's NOT really on sale at 15 dollars.
[05:50:21] <ThePreserver> J C Penny tried to "do away" with the artificially high prices
[05:50:35] <ThePreserver> but no one liked it, because everyone loves getting their "30% off everything" coupons in the mail
[05:51:52] * Exotiraan always has to wash his sheets every time. Most definitely this time, because he decided that he would ball the sheets underneath himself and use it to masturbate.
[05:52:07] <Exotiraan> s/he/the dog/
[05:52:59] <ThePreserver> Oh god I was scared for a second.
[05:53:05] <ThePreserver> good substitution.
[05:53:15] <Exotiraan> Damn English and its ambiguous pronouns. :P
[05:53:17] <ThePreserver> and now I'm laughing aloud xD
[05:53:19] <OldBuffalo> lol
[05:53:19] <ThePreserver> indeed
[05:53:22] <HerrSchockWeiv`|Away> \rofl Exotiraan
[05:53:43] <HerrSchockWeiv`|Away> !!quote typical day in the life of Exotiraan

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07-23-2012, 07:34 AM
Superdub49

[00:30] <&fOrceVader`> I smoked... once...
[00:30] <&fOrceVader`> that went badly
[00:30] <%Dark_Merlin> it didn't go badly
[00:30] <%Dark_Merlin> if hamish hadn't tried to start a fight with calvin
[00:30] <&fOrceVader`> Sir, i jumped a table
07-24-2012, 02:48 AM
Superdub49

[19:46] <@OpheliaBlue> my first was a white guy with a fro lol
07-24-2012, 04:02 AM
Linkzelda

*starts growing an Afro*
07-24-2012, 06:38 AM
Artelis

whoa, mine too, only I was the white guy with the fro.
07-24-2012, 07:10 AM
Seroquel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkzelda

*starts growing an Afro*

"White guy".
07-24-2012, 06:55 PM
Artelis

Link is secretly white, dontchaknow?
07-26-2012, 09:45 PM
Seroquel

[16:42:01] <rudedudeowns> I like cocks
07-27-2012, 08:09 AM
littlezoe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seroquel

[16:42:01] <rudedudeowns> I like cocks

No surprise there.
07-29-2012, 04:28 AM
iBot

Automatic Chat Quote posted by VillageDwellaensis (sistaensis).
Comment:

Quote:

Originally Posted by #DV

[04:19:45] <Xei> wait
[04:19:48] <VillageDwellaensis> xei was raped by a dolphin?
[04:19:50] <Xei> i also ate watermelons last week
[04:19:50] <Seroquel> No but
[04:19:52] <Xei> in italy
[04:19:54] <Seroquel> We were talking about dolphins
[04:19:56] <Irken> that's just coincidence
[04:19:57] <Xei> where i visited cathedral
[04:19:58] <Seroquel> in IRC the other day
[04:20:06] <Seroquel> SYNCHRONIZED
[04:20:23] <Irken> let's just connect any two random things
[04:20:27] <Irken> and say they're connected
[04:20:31] <Irken> like boobs
[04:20:33] <Irken> and pirates
[04:20:43] <Seroquel> Hhhhhmmmmmmm..
[04:20:51] <Xei> some pirates have boobs
[04:20:54] <Irken> lol
[04:21:03] <Xei> also
[04:21:09] <Xei> they are both complemented well by booty
[04:21:16] <tnemrot> I pirated a something that contained boobs.
[04:21:22] <Irken> lol tnemrot
[04:21:30] <Irken> ok
[04:21:31] <Irken> nixon
[04:21:33] <Irken> hatred
[04:21:34] <Irken> fire
[04:21:36] <Irken> black panthers
[04:21:43] <Xei> well
[04:21:46] <Xei> in nixon's memoirs
[04:21:53] <Xei> he specifically mentions a hatred of flaming panthers
[04:21:53] <VillageDwellaensis> !!quote

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07-29-2012, 04:40 AM
iBot

Automatic Chat Quote posted by Irken (irken).
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Quote:

Originally Posted by #DV

[04:32:44] <Irken> full autist
[04:32:45] <Seroquel> you just went
[04:32:46] <Seroquel> full autist
[04:32:48] <Seroquel> FUUUU
[04:32:54] <NoDaniel> Lmfao
[04:32:59] <Banned> you are confused, bro
[04:33:01] <Irken> that explains why he has no friends
[04:33:02] <Seroquel> WE'RE SO SYCHRONIZED BRO
[04:33:03] <Xei> wow
[04:33:04] <Irken> and can't land a girl
[04:33:08] <Xei> i just had a great idea for a silent film
[04:33:09] <Seroquel> SYNCHRONIZED***
[04:33:19] <Banned> Im not the one on here 24 hours a day
[04:33:22] <Irken> see
[04:33:23] <Xei> 'The Autist'
[04:33:25] <Seroquel> looooooooooooool
[04:33:25] <Irken> he's going full autist again
[04:33:26] <Irken> lol
[04:33:28] <Seroquel> haha xei
[04:33:30] <Banned> who only stops to shit
[04:33:31] <Banned> and eat
[04:33:33] <NoDaniel> lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[04:33:33] <Irken> rofl
[04:33:36] <Irken> oh mah god
[04:33:40] <Irken> also
[04:33:41] <NoDaniel> xei
[04:33:43] <NoDaniel> quote that
[04:33:44] <Irken> that was hilarious xei
[04:33:45] <NoDaniel> quote it now
[04:33:49] <Irken> !!quote

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08-01-2012, 10:43 AM
Dark_Merlin

[19:28:09] Dark_Merlin [[email protected]] is now known as Dark_Kiwi
[19:29:24] Bluntalina|Asleep [[email protected]] is now known as Bluntalina
[19:31:55] fOrteetz [[email protected]] is now known as SirJeremyKiwington
[19:32:47] SirJeremyKiwington [[email protected]] is now known as SirJeremiahKiwington
[19:33:22] TakeShotAction [[email protected]] is now known as TakeKiwiAction
[19:33:39] OpheliaBlue [[email protected]] is now known as KiwiBlue
[19:34:43] fridge [[email protected]] is now known as kiwidge
[19:35:22] Irkorny|Asleep [[email protected]] is now known as Irkiwi|Asleep
[19:35:42] bennerman [[email protected]] is now known as kiwiman
[19:35:51] TheUnknown [[email protected]] is now known as TheKiwi
[19:37:09] AintNuttinButAGThangWave|Asleep [[email protected]] is now known as AintNuttinButAKiwiWave|Asleep
[19:37:28] cookieh [[email protected]] is now known as kiwieh
[19:37:52] DreamBlunt [[email protected]] is now known as KiwiBot
[19:38:04] iBot [[email protected]] is now known as iKiwi
[19:38:26] Exotiraan|Asleep [[email protected]] is now known as Kiwitoraan|Asleep
[19:38:51] DarkAshes [[email protected]] is now known as DarkKiwis
[19:39:10] OldSparta|Away [[email protected]] is now known as OldKiwi|Away
[19:39:30] OctoberWind [[email protected]] is now known as KiwiWind
[19:39:51] JigGa_JuStIN [[email protected]] is now known as JigGa_KiWi
[19:40:10] energydream [[email protected]] is now known as kiwidream
[19:41:10] paigeyemps [[email protected]] is now known as DrKiwiYemps

God damn it, Alex!
08-02-2012, 11:01 PM
anderj101

^ http://www.xjimx.com/dreamviews/Misc/Like1.png
08-03-2012, 06:16 PM
OpheliaBlue

I can't believe I got kiwi-ed and wasn't there to enjoy it.

[02:25:02] <b12> i'm drunk, I think?
[02:30:28] <%Dark_Merlin> woo?
[02:30:30] <%Dark_Merlin> i think?
08-03-2012, 11:41 PM
Linkzelda

[17:36:25] <+Linkzelda> coming out of the closet Dark_Merlin
[17:36:33] <%Dark_Merlin> yup?
[17:36:41] <%Dark_Merlin> wait what link

http://ompldr.org/vZXo3OA

[17:43:48] <%Dark_Merlin> ahh
[17:43:50] <%Dark_Merlin> that feels better
[17:44:12] <&KensBan> that was quick

http://ompldr.org/vZXo3Yg
08-04-2012, 01:32 AM
iBot

Automatic Chat Quote posted by Irken (irken).
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Quote:

Originally Posted by #DV

[01:22:57] <Irken> sero isn't a pedophile
[01:22:58] <Irken> wtf
[01:23:00] <Linkzelda|BRB> http://ompldr.org/vZXo4YQ
[01:23:07] <Irken> or is he???
[01:23:07] <Irken> lol
[01:23:10] <Exotiraan> maeni: In milliyears.
[01:23:11] <Wayfaerer> don't worry about it ;)
[01:23:14] <maeni> im the pedo here, get out!
[01:23:20] <Linkzelda|BRB> guess
[01:23:24] <Linkzelda|BRB> and you'll get more cookies
[01:23:26] <Irken> pedo's are disturbing
[01:23:27] <Irken> mmkay
[01:23:28] <maeni> okay i'm getting my guess on
[01:23:34] <Seroquel> If her age is on the clock she's old enough for the cock
[01:23:44] <Linkzelda|BRB> nice mentality there
[01:23:44] <Irken> rofl sero
[01:23:49] <Irken> 1-24?
[01:23:51] <maeni> She's probably 18.
[01:23:53] <Irken> 0-24
[01:23:55] <Linkzelda|BRB> 24 hour format mind you
[01:23:58] <Linkzelda|BRB> and OMFsaghjdkf
[01:24:00] <Linkzelda|BRB> wtf maeni
[01:24:02] <Exotiraan> ACTION wants to quote-thread that.
[01:24:02] <Irken> 1-12
[01:24:05] <Linkzelda|BRB> this guy
[01:24:06] <Irken> :O
[01:24:06] <Linkzelda|BRB> is amazing
[01:24:19] <Linkzelda|BRB> if you can tell me the name
[01:24:21] <Irken> !quote
[01:24:24] <Irken> !!quote

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