Thread: DV Chat Quotes

[00:38:56] <&Churchalina> _3_l:::_|||338i4>>>><<<_!+++
[00:39:05] <&SherlockWave^_^|Asleep> :3:4:5:6
[00:39:05] <+Artelis> is dat some brainfuck?
[00:39:12] <+Artelis> sure looks like it
[00:39:14] <&Churchalina> no
[00:39:15] <Wintervenom> Churchalina: I knew you were a Perl programmer.
[00:39:19] <+Artelis> hahahaha
[00:39:19] <&Churchalina> you'll know it when i fuck your brain

[23:51:19] <+Peachie> dont blame me, I'm a fourteen y-o girl, I have no clue what I'm doing

[04:26:15] <+OldChurch> dammit! I feel into NoD`s trap

[21:32:50:3250] <mooseantlers> can i perform favours for you?
[21:32:50:3250] <NoDaniel> omg you can

[11:46] <jigga_juStIN> nobody else think you are awesome forceez
[11:47] == jigga_juStIN was kicked from #DV by AwesomefOrceez^ [abuse of staff member]

lol <3

Originally Posted by Seroquel

[23:51:19] <+Peachie> dont blame me, I'm a fourteen y-o girl, I have no clue what I'm doing

Fuck.... I thought she was at least 16. I feel bad now.

Originally Posted by tommo

Fuck.... I thought she was at least 16. I feel bad now.

Feel bad for what?

and also....
[18:52:43] <NoDaniel> One does not simply dislike peachie

Originally Posted by Peachie

Feel bad for what?

Oh.... nothing. I just realised I didn't make any comments regarding your appearance.
lol No FBI knockin' down my door this time.

Hey! I now have MY eyes on you, you better not try ANYTHING on my sister.

[15:32] <The^Sandman> Cook, who is more stupid, the stupid person or the person who follows the stupid person?
[15:32] <+Linkzelda41> out of love
[15:32] <The^Sandman> Toss it Old.
[15:33] <+Linkzelda41> the latter
[15:33] <cookiehj> the latter
[15:33] <+Linkzelda41> OMG
[15:33] <+Linkzelda41> we said the same thing
[15:33] <cookiehj> DAMMIT
[15:33] <+Linkzelda41> WE HAVe a connection
[15:33] <+Linkzelda41> LOL
[15:33] <The^Sandman> So, why are all the dudes here stupid cook?

[18:12:25] <cookiehj> violent pornography has nice beat.
[18:12:28] <+OldChurch> Peachie: that cat looks... retarded
[18:12:30] <cookiehj> THAT CAME OUT SO WRONG

[01:39] <cookiehj> OH DEAR GOD NO, MIND AGAIN. YES DREAMING IS GOOD. i'm now listening to violent pornography

Is it weird that I posted myself? Probably. But this is just so sick, when cruelly ripped out of context.

[17:55:14] <+OldChurch> Why are all the 14 y/o fun to talk to?
[17:55:21] <NoDaniel> we're not
[17:55:24] <NoDaniel> ya'll are just pedoes

Originally Posted by mooseantlers

Hey! I now have MY eyes on you, you better not try ANYTHING on my sister.

Peachie's your sister?

My internet sister.

Originally Posted by Dead

[11:46] <jigga_juStIN> nobody else think you are awesome forceez
[11:47] == jigga_juStIN was kicked from #DV by AwesomefOrceez^ [abuse of staff member]

[22:10:05] <Irken> Castles, sero doesn't like you because you're too feminine and it is his mission to destroy all that is female.
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[22:10:22] <Castles> Well I don't like Sero's existance so I don't care.
[22:10:26] <Irken> LOL
[22:10:31] <JoeyBelgier> what is wrong with this forum

Originally Posted by ShockWave

[22:10:05] <Irken> Castles, sero doesn't like you because you're too feminine and it is his mission to destroy all that is female.
[22:10:21] skuzzi [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Page closed
[22:10:22] <Castles> Well I don't like Sero's existance so I don't care.
[22:10:26] <Irken> LOL
[22:10:31] <JoeyBelgier> what is wrong with this forum

perfect

Originally Posted by ShockWave

[22:10:05] <Irken> Castles, sero doesn't like you because you're too feminine and it is his mission to destroy all that is female.
[22:10:21] skuzzi [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Page closed
[22:10:22] <Castles> Well I don't like Sero's existance so I don't care.
[22:10:26] <Irken> LOL
[22:10:31] <JoeyBelgier> what is wrong with this forum

Leave it to Dave to post the LEAST humorous moment in IRC ever.

[00:03:00] <+anderj101> If I'm getting fucked, can I at least have a kiss first?
[00:03:05] astraltraveler [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[00:03:07] ShockWave kisses anderj101
[00:03:11] <Seroquel> Aw
[00:03:14] <Seroquel> There ya go.
[00:03:17] <Peachie> xD
[00:03:26] anderj101 gives ShockWave's nipple a light pinch
[00:03:42] <Tara> Good ol' DV.

[05:46:15] <Seroquel> Hmm where's merlin
[05:47:45] <&AwesomefOrceez^> I don't know i texted him
[05:50:46] <Seroquel> He's probably out huntin wallabees
[05:51:02] <Seroquel> And koala bears

heheee

Originally Posted by we r irc crew

[23:50:24] <dark_merlin> remember that time i was going to have sex in my car
[23:50:26] <raspberry> jem, how could i forget?
[23:50:26] <dark_merlin> and it was really fucking tiny
[23:50:29] <dark_merlin> t___t
[23:50:35] <seroquel> o____________________________________________o
[23:50:37] <nito89> sex in car is overated
[23:50:38] <&awesomeforceez^> xddd
[23:50:40] <evolventity> i wanna be the very best
[23:50:41] <dark_merlin> it really is
[23:50:42] <&awesomeforceez^> wait- what was tiny, dark_merlin?
[23:50:44] <&awesomeforceez^> lololol

yesss

[08:52:10] <&AwesomefOrceez^> 2 guys + 1 girl = good
[08:52:13] <&AwesomefOrceez^> WAIT
[08:52:15] <&AwesomefOrceez^> THAT WAS WRONG
[08:52:18] <&AwesomefOrceez^> NO STOP IT

;D

Jem being his usual self...