Thread: DV Chat Quotes

[15:00] <nito89> sitting here debating what to do with myself
[15:00] <nito89> i just dont knooow what to doo with myself
[15:00] <nito89> BUM BUM
[15:00] <Raspberry> bums?
[15:00] <nito89> no -.-
[15:00] <Aeolar> Whose bums?
[15:01] * nito89 facepalms
[15:01] * Aeolar palmfaces
[15:01] * nito89 palms Aeolar's face

[16:50:16] <+OldSparta> http://dailyinfographic.com/wp-conte...ers-walyou.png
[16:50:24] <+OldSparta> They forgot Konquerer!
[16:50:41] <nito89> !brb
[16:50:41] nito89 [[email protected]] is now known as nito89|BRB
[16:50:58] <+OldSparta> I would say George W bush for Konquerer. It fails at everything it does
[16:51:24] <Heavy^Sleeper> and the name fits well
[16:51:30] <Heavy^Sleeper> trying to conquer shit
[16:51:31] <@zebrah> [14:48:39] <+OldSparta> where the hell has he been
[16:51:33] <@zebrah> canada
[16:51:36] <+OldSparta> Ah
[16:51:37] <Heavy^Sleeper> starting a decade long war
[16:51:39] Xei [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[16:51:40] <Heavy^Sleeper> never winning
[16:51:41] DreamBot [[email protected]] has set mode +v Xei
[16:51:46] <+OldSparta> hahahahahahahahahaah HS

[08:35:48] <Raspberry> i'm feeling better now
[08:35:52] <Raspberry> slight mind fuzz
[08:35:54] <Raspberry> nothing more
[08:35:56] <Heavy^Sleeper> rasp, stop letting the dog eat your melon

k

Bad timing

[08:36] <Heavy^Sleeper> rasp, stop letting the dog eat your melon
[08:36] <nito89> ...
[08:36] <ThePreserver> That sounds awful
[08:36] <nito89> Lol
[08:36] <SilverDreams> You put penut butter where?
[08:36] <Raspberry> but he likes it, i give him the yellow bits and he crunches them

[09:09] <Heavy^Sleeper> now that i think about it, the hokey pokey is surely instructions for freaky sex

[17:53:54] <evolventity> i wonder how many dvers here portray themselves as little cute girls they found on google but are really trashy hags
[17:54:06] silverdreams|brb raises hand

xD <3

[23:50:03] <SilverDreams> Where did everyone go?
[23:50:05] <SilverDreams> :c
[23:50:23] <Waterknight> to hell

oh, that's where we went...

[00:00] <Tara> Sometimes life is like a baby that you just need to slap on the back so it'll vomit up all the nasty stuff and you can get on with changing its diaper and feeling accomplished.

[00:02] <Tara> Salty.
[00:02] <saltyseedog> wut
[00:02] <Tara> You're JAWESOME with a capital shark.

[00:03] <saltyseedog> tara is crawsome with a capital crawfish

<Tara> I like when people are happy so y'all better just be happy or I'll poop on you.
[00:04] <Evolventity> Yes. With your teeth.
[00:04] <Tara> I'll poop in your ears.
[00:04] * SilverDreams wonders what scrap-- Oh.
[00:04] <saltyseedog> yum
[00:04] <mooseantlers> yummy
[00:04] <SilverDreams> Delicious
[00:04] <Evolventity> scrupmtious

16:42:26] NoSheiBe calls his boyfriend
[16:47:41] <@ShotWave^> yes?
[16:47:43] <@ShotWave^> you called?

<bennerman> I got a bottle full of weed smoke
<Tara> Put it in your bum.

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[15:33:06] <Raspberry> i just eat fruit and vag

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[18:52:08] <NoDaniel> i find this chat
[18:52:13] <NoDaniel> ...hard to masturbate to
[18:52:14] <ninjabot> Careful God knows ure masturbating

good ole' ninjabot.

<Lassa> who on earth is lara
<saltyseecat> she created us
<saltyseecat> she is the queen of all who dwell here
<&ItsMrEd|Away> goddess lara, mother of all
<Lara> poo
<Lara> food becomes poo

Damn I was just about to quote that XD

[01:00] <+Xei> my parents
[01:00] <tehmuffinman> are fake
[01:00] <+Xei> ITS TRUE

Uh, no.

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[20:01:55] <+Xei> my girlfiend
[20:01:56] <+Xei> she
[20:01:57] <+Xei> dont
[20:01:59] <+No^Roxxor> exist
[20:02:02] <+Xei> my parents
[20:02:05] <tehmuffinman> are fake
[20:02:06] <+Xei> ITS TRUE

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[20:54:59] <dreamdude1515> How was everyones dinner
[20:55:09] <dreamdude1515> or brekfast if it is that time at your place
[20:55:13] <SexySeroquella> I ate your sister.
[20:55:31] <dreamdude1515> i don't have a sister
[20:55:36] <SexySeroquella> Not anymore.

Yummmmmmmmmmmmm.

* TomGreen32|Away injects himself into nodaniels dead limp body

Originally Posted by Seroquel

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I only eat free range humans

<mooseantlers> i shouldn't have eaten that glueten free brownie
<NoDaniel> you shouldn't be eating PERIOD
<&ItsSexyKendalina> eating period is kind of gross
<&ItsSexyKendalina> some guys are into that though

Yeah..wrong meaning of "Period" O_<

[22:51:49] NoLordy still waits for the video Mancon is supposed to send Evolventity|Away and me
[22:52:02] <Evolventity|Away> nodaniel
[22:52:03] <mooseantlers> xD
[22:52:04] <NoLordy> lulz
[22:52:04] <Evolventity|Away> i fucking swear
[22:52:12] <NoLordy> D:
[22:52:15] <Evolventity|Away> if you dont stop pinging me when im trying to fap
[22:52:30] NoLordy feels really bad now
[22:52:30] <Evolventity|Away> i will buy a lady gaga CD shit on it and send it to you in the mail

fap fap fap fap fap fap

[18:39] <Evolventity> F is for friends who do stuff together
[18:39] <Evolventity> U is for you and meee
[18:39] <saltyseedog> u is for you and me
[18:39] <saltyseedog> dammit
[18:39] <Evolventity> lolfail
[18:39] <Evolventity> you ruined it
[18:39] <Evolventity> the end.

[18:37] <ninjabot> Im not lazy, ive just decided to deal with situations beyond human understnding at the moment

[19:23] <saltyseedog> im excited honestly
[19:23] <saltyseedog> not reallly
[19:24] <saltyseedog> fuck life