Zipper

Ugh, another fragmented dream. Despite that it was fragmented, I could still remember very detailed portions of it, right down to every conversational line that happened. It was also a little sexual in nature, though there was no sex.

Anyway, I was talking to this girl over the internet. I don't know who she is and I didn't know her in the dream either. I think she was pretty young and for some reason we were talking about sex. She was apparently very new to it. She was telling me about this time she did it with some guy who had a huge penis. I asked her if he "did her good." She said "Dude, it was like torture." Then I told her that's why huge penises are overrated, that they can brag about how large they are but they can't do anything with them because they could hurt a girl. Then I got a text message from my friend's brother. This here should have tipped me off that I was dreaming because he doesn't have my number and wouldn't be able to text me. His text was something about wrestling and Randy Orton. Anyhow, I didn't answer that and kept talking to the girl. She asked me "how are you?" in regards to my penis size lol. I told her "I'm average and fine with that." At this point the dream gets fuzzy but I remember thinking to myself that I was planning on asking her if she wanted me to try mine out on her.

I think I woke up after that. Maybe I was getting too excited or something. But at least I had a good dream sign in this dream that I unfortunately missed. Better luck next time, huh?