Just Another Dream Journal

Sort of

I've been having a LOT of sex dreams lately. But I can't get no satisfaction even in my sleep

The most memorable was from yesterday. I saw my ex-hubby out shopping. He was trying on another pair of black jeans (all he really wore back in the day) but I was wearing a sexy red dress. He saw me. Next thing I recall is we're in a room somewhere. He's mad about something and he whips out the palest, most swollen "member" I've ever seen. He tells me to suck it and I tell him "no. F*** me." He looks surprised that I told him to have sex with me.
Then the dream fast forwards to AFTER the freagin fact and I was worried I had gotten pregnant. He had 5 new kids and I commented to myself that he was definitely still fertile. I worried about how I would explain my pregnancy to my hubby seeing how we haven't had sex in almost a year.

I ended up taking a nap from about 1:30-4:30AM. I had what started out as a normal enough dream.
I was at a gas station, trying to fill up, but a motor bike was blocking me and there were tons of cars around. I got out and moved the bike, but the kick stand wouldn't hold it. Someone in another car was good naturedly laughing at my plight. I eventually laid the bike down. Next thing I recall is being unable to control my mini-van. I almost ran over a cop who was directing traffic out of the gas station.

At some point, I went to sleep in the passenger seat of my van. I woke up to find it filled of guys. Instead of just 2 seats in the front, as in real life, the vehicle had a bench seat. I then played passive-submissive, laying my head on the shoulder then lap of one of the car jackers. He took the bait and placed his hand on my stomach. My stomach?! Really? I was ready to have sex with the whole lot of them, but the leader made it clear that absolutely no harm would come to me. Me. Who was still pretending to be asleep. Arg.

Then I dreamed I was a wild horse o something- in heat- and I didn't get lucky then either.



Then the dreams went to the somewhat mundane. I was trying to take care of my own needs while hiding under a blanket with my niece and a couple other kids in the room. Nothing. Too distracted.

Then, the dream became weird and my mom showed up, upset, because she found strange stuff under my mattress when she came over to clean. The items were small. Some sort of paper trinkets with stuff written on them and some notes. She told me to be careful sleeping on that stuff or something (?) might just happen to me. I didn't even remember what they were but I had the impression they were magic related.
Then my p-doc showed up for a VERY open session. There was another doctor AND my family in the room. I don't recall if we actually spoke. He listened to everyone else complain about me, then he handed me my file.
I worried that he was moving or "firing" me, but that didn't seem to be the case.

Then the dream changed again and I was at a bar, trying to pick someone up. No luck. I woke up.

I wish my period would hurry up and get here so my hormones will get back to normal. This is just crazy!