Wal-Mart, Hurt Wife, I Just Want A Shower, Your Intercom Is On!
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, 07-02-2012 at 12:48 PM (580 Views)
1. Wal-Mart
I am working at Wal-Mart overnights. There is little for us to do overnight so I spend a lot of time just wondering around trying to look busy. There are many Halloween displays. It seems that employees on days got together in teams to make the best Halloween display. They are all turned off. I plug stuff in and black lights come on and there are various fantastic lights and colors. I am impressed. I quickly unplug everything and walk off.
I see Ernest and Christine from my real job building a grill. Then something strange happens and its like I am watching Monty Python and a bucket of water hits Christine and a large fish hits her. She goes flying out of the scene and the fish is flopping in her place. I laugh my ass off.
2. Hurt Wife - fragment
My wife broke both arms while pregnant.
3. I Just Want A Shower
I am at my sister Naomi's house. I wonder around from room to room. Looking to find a working shower. Her house is a maze and nothing makes sense. When I think I finally find a shower it is connected to a larger bed room with only a partition and no walls or doors. I strip down naked. Then I hear mumblings. I look and see my niece lying on a bed. She is clearly unhappy. I thought maybe I interrupted something. Shes old enough now. I don't say anything because I don't want to be seen naked. I pull back the shower curtain.
Holy shit! There's no tub its a sofa! WTF? I am so pissed now. I put my close back on and storm out into the living room. I say to myself I will just go to work without taking a shower. I look at the time and I am dressed an hour early. I get even more pissed. I lost sleep.
I think about where I live and how to get there. I get confused and something almost feels wrong (Almost Lucid) Then my ex-wife calls me and tells me she is out and wont be home for a long time. I wonder to myself why she thinks I give a crap what she does. Does she think we are still married? Wait are we? No I don't have feelings like that? Confused. (Almost lucid)
I go into another room to get my things. I see my dad. I am still pissed and tell him I just wanted to take a god damned shower. He gets mad at me for cussing. I get in his face and I tell him a lot more nasty curse words that don't need repeating. He threatens to hit me. I tell him that you always threaten why don't you just do it?
I don't know if this is a separate dream of if the dream just changed but I find myself on a rooftop. There is dry cement powder everywhere and there is the machine thing that is hitting the cement with a piston and making strange looking cement medallions with a "G" in the center. I keep getting in the way and almost get smashed. It seems to be following me but I dodge it and I grab on part of it and swing to the side. I see a trench of water and some pipes and then the ledge.
I jump into the water. I notice that I don't feel wet or cold and I am just numb. I begin to question things (Almost lucid) but I get distracted by whats over the ledge. I jump down. I see some old guys trying to decide what their super powers are. They go through a list trying each one but none work. I then feel that I should have a power and I think Ill go for invisibility. I close my eyes to concentrate and I wake up.
4. Your Intercom Is On!
Plant manager gripping about some contractors to another guy on the phone but somehow it is going through the intercom and everyone is hearing it. We all laugh.