W1zard

Started out like this:
I was sitting infront of my dad's computer just like i am now. I opened up Counter-Strike Source and started playing. The setting of the level was a jungle when i got in. Then, out of no where, I was in the game and it was now nighttime! The jungle was kind of spooky in the dark. I walked a few paces out of spawn (not even thinking of buying a weapon ) I walked a little while and noticed an m60 (Machine gun) just sticking out of a tree. There was a blinking light shining off it. I got close to it and noticed it made a high pitched beeping noise. It got louder as i got closer. Taking my prior knowledge of video games, I assumed it was trapped and ready to blow. I moved on into a grassy area with only one tree. I heard a noise so i hit the deck fast. The noise of grass moving was approaching closer and closer. Finally I stood up and booked it back to spawn. I saw a few people i recognized back at spawn (My math/physics teacher for one ) I looked back and saw that a deer had been following me.
I'm not quite sure about this one, but i think it has some sentimental value to me...

I'm in a mall, but there are no stores in sight. I am with someone close (my dad maybe?) I'm carrying a huge package of Mike's Hard Lemonade. We walk out into a plaza type thing encased by the mall. I walk up some bleachers but someone pushed me over and i lose some of the booze! This kind of ticks me off. When i look up, the culprit is some sort of pig-man cross (like something from Duke-Nukem?) All of a sudden, i'm in a First person scenario (I even had a crosshair for where i was looking! ) So i leap back and take shelter in this half-house that is mostly destroyed. A pig-man confronts me, but i get a BOOM HEADSHOT!!
Mostly satisfying My dreams are the best

Had my first lucid experience last night! I went to bed as usual after reading. I laid there and thought about all my recent troubles and experiences when I drifted off. I had a dream where I was in a mall food court and I met this girl I was once close to (she randomly just picked up some other guy; Total deal breaker) Anyway, we were spitting insults at each other. Her boyfriend didn't seem to mind. Then I was in the hotel room I discovered this site on when I realized my first dream sign! It has to be long hair on me. I just got a short hair cut so having long hair again is an instant clue. As soon as i realized, I started spinning to stabilize, but i woke up anyway...
Still, though, I'm glad I can atleast distinguish :]

3 nights ago:
I appear to be in some sort of disaster-struck city. buildings are blown over and there is water everywhere. (I think i'm in Japan, hence the water) I hear a noise and look to the sky. There is a plane flying by, but it is dropping little green pellets. These pellets harm people somehow.

2 nights ago:
I'm in a large elevator. In one of the corners is a cute anime helmet type deal. (it's padded and has goggles... I think it had a design as well) I picked up the helmet thinking "dude this is so cool!" Woke up after that :/

No dream last night...

I'm in a run-down apartment building. I'm walking past the rooms and checking them with caution. When i get to the end of the hallway, I look into the last room and notice it is positively disgusting. Suddenly, i'm in a helicopter with some Russian men. They are talking it up, and it appears they are friends. They talk to me and it seems i'm friends with them too. They all have guns, but i do not know if i do as well. All of a sudden, I'm on a street with no lights. I see a building up ahead that is brightly lit. I start to sprint towards it (I was being chased i think?) when i get to it, i go up some outside stairs. I look over the hand-rail to see a donkey LITERALLY raping a German Shepherd.
I woke up after this. Pretty messed up :O

I woke up early this morning without recalling my previous dreams. It was early enough for me to just sleep in and hope for more dreams anyway. When i dozed off, I appeared in this all-terrain battlefield. There were explosions and gunfire all around. I looked around but saw no clear teams, just a free-for-all. I'm not sure why, but I rushed to the other end of the battleground in a semi-circle pattern. (I had to leap over waist-high platforms and duck behind cover when it got too heavy) I heard a female voice, but i forgot what she said. I looked up in the air and spotted a helicopter. (maybe she was screaming about the helicopter?)

When I woke up, it was a few hours after i dozed off. I was incredibly satisfied because i hadn't had any dreams in 2 or 3 days

I had a some dreams before the one i recalled, but they weren't nearly as interesting
I was watching a movie with a girl I had a HUGE-ASS crush on when I was about 14. (I was a bit more serious than she was, relationship didn't happen, Although i still find her amazingly attractive 3 years later ) I wasn't paying attention to the movie, but her body instead. Her hair was the way I like it and it smelled nice. There was a perfect view of her cleavage As if she read my mind, she glaned at me and put her head on my shoulder. I thought "Great! now to kick it up a notch!" I was planning on feeling her up, but as i thought it, she grabbed me hand and placed it on one of her boobs! Ecstasy washed over me but i woke soon after.
Taking vitamins before bed is probably the best thing for me to have good dreams

I did many things before this fragment, I just can't seem to remember them I vividly remember jumping really high. I believe I also had wings! As i jumped up, i tried to use my wings, but they failed me and i fell to the ground (waking up before i made contact with earth) I think a villainous female was plotting to destroy me.

The jumping part was fun