The Virus in the Matrix: Tales of a Psyhacker

I am sitting at a bar, half drunk off my ass. Hmm... where am I? I look down at the chaosphere tattoo with the anarchy symbol in it on my left hand. A. Assassin. I am V1rus, and I am drunk.
Nomad is cleaning a glass on the other side of the bar.
"Nomadth, you ffucker! Why doncha do shit? We got fuckin' orcs runnin' around and enslaving people and shit! You know how fuckin' limitedth my ppowers are in thisth world?"
"Hey, bro, I think it's time for you to start drinking some water, or how about dragonfruit juice?"
"I'll have some water, juice'll ferment in my gut."
I drink water, and begin to sober up. I am in the town of Denn. Why am I here? Why am I drinking?
Just then, there is a roar, and an orc the size of an ox falls through the door, with another on top of him, at his throat. I throw two knives in the tops of their heads, and they die instantly. They turn to ash, and little brass automatons pop out from the floor and clean up the mess.
"Holy shit, man!"
Another even bigger orc breaks through the wall. "Who in the hell killed my general?"
I grab the dragonfruit juice and pour the whole thing down my throat. I morph into a huge red dragon and stomp on the orc, crushing him to death under my great paw. I kill two more orcs, one with my breath, and another I toss over a cliff. Then, an orc grabs a little girl, and puts a knife to her throat.
"Give yourself up, and she lives."
I morph into human form, and drop all my weapons. The orcs put shackles on my hands and ankles, and lead me to an underground dank dungeon.