The Virus in the Matrix: Tales of a Psyhacker

I met WakingNomad at a rally for houseless rights. We were both wearing Guy Fawkes masks, so I assumed he was an Anon. He called himself Anon23. He asked if I was a hacker. No, i hack the real world matrix, a reverse graffiti artist with stencils, I spray organic soapy water on dirty ass walls, and propagate sigils. He said he hacks the Dream Matrix. I asked him what he meant, and he laughed and said he has, "1337 Dream Hacks, and 1337 Astral Hacks."
He told me about psyhacking. He said the human species is telepathically connected to each other, all of us through quantum entanglement, and Spirit DNA, though we are not aware, it still exists, and the internet is the physical manifestation of it, a yearning to our ancient Atlantean roots. "This PsyNet on the Astral and Dream Planes can be hacked and exploited for a psyhacker's personal agenda," he told me. I thought it fascinating, and also psuedo-scientific, the stuff of fiction. Until he pointed me to Operation Stargate, the CIA's Remote Viewing program.
"Holy shit!" I thought as I read about it. "The CIA spent millions of US taxpayer money in a secret psychic warrior program, and now the documents are declassified? Why didn't I know about this?"
The reports say the program is over, it wasn't too effective. Nomad said the last part is a lie. It was and[I] is[/I] very effective. Not only are the psychic warriors spying on missile locations, they are spying on individuals, heads of state, any Targets Of Interest, me, you. And, not only can they spy, they do all kinds of weird shit which will be revealed through my DJ as I chronicle my journey into psyhacking. At this moment, there is a remote viewer reading what I am typing, though I care not. It makes me LOL.