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So I was visiting my Dad and Christie. Dad wasn't home because he was hanging out with some work buddies. Christie was kind of upset because Dad had apparently been spending a lot of time with him lately, and they had been drinking a lot together. Christie and I had a feeling that Dad was having an affair with the guy. I asked Christie if Dad had ever cheated on him before, and she got sad and nodded "yes". Then Dad came back from his friend's house. I had brought some cross stitch work with me, and had accidentally brought a piece I had made for my friend's birthday. He asked to see it. He asked "how much does the fabric tape cost?" I replied "About 2 or 3 dollars." And he asked "How much does the thread cost?" I said about 75 cents," and he asked "What about the canvas bookmark?" I replied "about 2 or 3 dollars". He then ripped it down the middle and laughed at me. I then yelled at him "And about 50 hours of work!"
Here, I thought of Renee and her views on forgiveness and justice. In the past I would have just taken it, he would have told me to suck it up or something, and of course I would never bring it up, call him out on it, or demand an apology. But I was so indignant I could not believe it. I started packing up my stuff. He was like "What are you doing?" I didn't even reply to him or look at him; I was packing up my stuff and getting ready to take an Uber to the airport to go back home. I was going to Uber because I didn't even want to be in he same car as him if he drove me. I was DONE. He was like "it's not a big deal. It's just a cross stitch". I said something like "If you want to ever see me again, you will apologize and make this right by me right. now. I will never call you again. You will be out of my life forever unless you apologize and atone right now." I could tell that kind of hit him, but he didn't apologize, so I put on roller blades (what? I haven't roller bladed in years lol) and tried to find a good spot away from the house to meet an Uber.
As I was rolling along looking for a good place, I was talking to Renee on the phone, and I was going under a tunnel, and a musical duo was playing under the tunnel. One guy was on bagpipes and the other playing the drums. I woke up shortly after this.

I was an old guy rotting away in a dungeon in which I had apparently been for a long, long time. This was a dungeon of Tobias Forge, the front man of the band Ghost. Even as a prisoner of his, I still loved the band. I overheard Forge say that at some hidden point, somewhere in the United States, he buried a capsule. In this capsule would be information one could use to get exclusive band merch, tickets, an exclusive EP, and perhaps even become a member of Ghost. I figured the capsule would be buried on the land on which I was imprisoned, because it was Ghost's main property. I looked out the window of the cell, and sure enough there looked like what was a recently buried hole! I bent the bars on my cell and escaped! I went outside, dug, and found the capsule. Inside was only a slip of paper with a person's name: Nick something (I don't remember the last name). I was excited because I thought this was the person I needed to contact to get the sweet Ghost stuff. At this point, I was "me" in the dream instead of the old, weak person. I walked down to a coffee shop, and a person was there with a Ghost CD I'd never seen before. I asked if he was Nick, and he said he was. He got to Forge's capsule first, left a note, and reburied the capsule. My old boss Doug was there talking with Nick, and Doug and I had a really awkward handshake; our fingers kept getting intertwined when we tried to shake hands. It took about three tries before we got a good handshake. I remember feeling pretty upset because the odds of me finding the capsule were very high, because I was right there on the property, and also the odds that some other Ghost fan was in the same area right when Forge announced the capsule's existence were extremely small.

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Second dream. Renee asked me to go to a park down the street and catch some insects to feed to our tarantula. I found what looked like two juvenile Madagascar hissing cockroaches and put them in a cup to bring home. I then had my first false awakening in years! In real life, my cell phone got a notification, and I was expecting a text from my sister-in-law. FA: I grabbed my phone to check the text, but it wasn't a text, but an email asking me if I wanted a job being park manager at the place I had just captured the roaches in my dream. I think I basically realized it was an FA right away, then woke up for real.

It's somewhat common for me to kind of "jump good" in my dreams, and easily leap over houses and onto telephone poles and stuff. So I was outside, and jumped onto the roof of a house with ease, and realized I was dreaming. I got so excited because this was my first time being lucid in YEARS. I knew I wanted to shoot a kameh-hame-ha, so I did. Then I jumped into the air and started flying, but for some reason I felt like I was running out of time. I let myself fall, because the falling sensation is one of my favorite things to do! And it felt amazing and so relaxing as I was just...falling.

I usually either don't remember my dreams, or I neglect recording them. But last night's dream was AMAZING!

I'm at school, and see a shooting star, which is cool. Then I realize it
Actually hit the ground near campus, so I decide to go search for it. Then, I notice shooting stars all over the sky. But they're huge, and landing all over campus! So people are running around everywhere screaming, trying not to get hit. It was actually kind of easy to dodge them! Well, I went into a ditch and hid in the pipe, cause there was concrete over it. Then a bunch of other people wanted in, so I had to keep scooting further back in the "tunnel".
Then, it was the next morning, and I realized the space rocks had crude drawings on them. They were messages from aliens!
Then government vans started showing up all over campus and covering the car-sized stones with tents. I regretted not getting a pic with my cell. Then, some bitchy government woman round up a bunch of us students and forced us to watch a cheesy PSA video about the importance of obeying your government. They were trying to keep this from getting out! They forced us to sign an oath of secrecy, saying we could be killed if we told anyone about the symbols. I was pondering how I could leak the information to the world; this was obviously HUGE!!
I noticed students, braver than me, sneaking under the tents to take pictures of the alien messages. And they weren't getting caught! I figured I'd stay out of trouble for now, but REALLY wanted to figure out a way to defy the system without risking my life.
That night, a couple of semi trucks full of college-age kids showed up and stormed the government tents! Some were beaten and arrested, and some made it to the tents and uncovered the space rock! I wanted to help. I wasn't afraid of police brutality, but rather obtaining a criminal record and screwing up my future. Then I though of MLK jr and if I'm not willing to be arrested life everyone else, then I'm a coward. I asked one of the guys what the penalty was; one said a year, another said life. I said screw it, went and took a picture of the alien runes, and ran off.
That's all I remember. It was cool as hell!

Bryce and I were in an underground, MASSIVE spider web, tangled in enormous tree roots. It wasn't just one spider, but HUNDREDS. I tried to find a way out that would offer the least number of spiders in the path because I didn't know if they were venomous. As I tried to walk/craw throgh the dirt, the webs got tighter, especially around my mouth/nose. Breathing became difficult for both of us. I found out that I could wiggle my fingers without the web closing tighter around them, so I wiggled my fingers around my mouth to clear away some webbing so I could breathe and talk, and I told Bryce to do the same. We started clawing through the webs and roots, ignoring the potntially venomous spiders; if they bit us we MIGHT die. If we stay, we WILL. We eventually clawed past the webs, and up through the dirt to the surface! We emerged at the top of Kami's Lookout! But King Kai was there, and told us it was our own faults we almost died. He said that we were on Kami's Lookout, but tried to keep going. However, Kami's Lookout was the edge of reality, and to try to push further only threw one underground with the spiders. Oh, and I was Piccollo while King Kai was explaining stuff to us....

I was riding with my dad, step-mom, and step-sisters in my dad's semi. I was in the sleeper with the girls, and was holding what I called a "high-power sniper rifle". It didn't have a scope. I asked dad what would happen if it went off, and he said the truck would roll over and we'd all die. He then told me I had to assassinate somebody, and I was all for it! Then, as we got nearer to where my target was to be, I got all emotional and told dad I couldn't kill another person for somebody else's reasons, and dad got pissed! He kept going on with "this isn't about you!" and stuff like that, but I stuck to my morals and flat out told him I WOULDN'T shoot any body and he'd have to do it. We got to the dude's house who I was supposed to kill, and he came outside and tried to tackle me. I grabbed him and tried to throw him on the ground, but he was stronger than me and ended up on top. I tried to roll him over to gain the upper hand, but I was simply not strong enough. I yelled out "Uncle Johnny!" and uncle Johnny ran out of the house and kicked the dude in the head, and I rolled on top of him and my uncle and I beat the crap out of this dude.

I woke up feeling proud of myself for being willing to stand up for what I believe in in my dream, and also for beating up some terrorist guy...or something like that...

I was packing my dorm getting ready to check out, and I started packing my Magic cards. I realized my Yawgmoth's Will was missing, and I was flipping out, trying to remain calm. I was pressed for time, because we had to put all my stuff on Dad's truck, and he was in a hurry. Then we put all my stuff on Brian's boat, and I was very sad because I had to leave my Yawgmoth's Will behind

I've have CRAPPY recall for like a year now. But last year's dream was too awesome not to remember!

I was at the gym at my school, when someone told me Arnold Schwarzenegger was coming to our school to give a motivational speech at the gym and give people bodybuilding advice. When he arrived, he was the 1970s Mr. Olympia Arnie, not the modern version. Him and I started talking, and he told me that pull-ups were the absolute best exercise you could do, period. Then he started flexing his lats to demonstrate his point. Then, it was time for him to leave, and he got into some white, ambulance-looking vehicle and drove off. I was sad because I never got the chance to tell him "thank you," so I called his cell (wonder how I got that :p) and told him thanks for the advice. When I went back into the gym, there were some cartoon ninjas trying to hurt people, so I went inside and starting fighting them. I called Arnie back and asked him how to fight ninjas, and he said he come back to help, even thought I didn't want him to.

Awesome dream was awesome!

I've had REALLY crappy recall lately. But last night's dream was kinda cool, and I actually remember it!

I was in my dorm getting ready for breakfast when I looked into the hall and realized it was another high school senior day. There were high school students EVERYWHERE, but they were all girls! I decided on the way to or from the cafeteria I'd talk to some because I figured it'd be easy to hook up with these high school girls. Anyway, I get about half way to the cafeteria and I realized I forgot my tupperware. I turn back to the dorm to get it, then I realize that there was a play in the student union I wanted to see, so I called Alex and told him I wasn't going to breakfast. There are EVEN MORE girls on the way to the union, but I'm in too much of a hurry to talk to them.
Then, I don't know why, but I started hauling ass to Lee Field. Then I decided I was burning too many calories, so I wanted to buy a hamburger. There was a Burger King and gas station where the gym is IRL, so I hurried over to the gas station to check the balance on my debit card to see if I could afford the hamburger. Inside the gas station was some creepy dude, and the inside of the gas station looked like his house. He said the ATM was inside the coke machine, and I knew he was trying to kidnap me and electrocute me by touching the inside of the coke machine. I speed out of his house/gas station and sprint across Lee Field, which is not forested. I weave in and around the trees cause I'm trying to loose him, and also because he's shooting at me. Also, my Cameron is with me trying to dodge bullets. Then I hear a whistling sound coming from above, and I realize he's trying to BOMB me and Cameron. Right before the bombs hit the ground, I jump out of their way (they're little bombs). There is this building on the far end of the field, and I run in and try to hide, only now Cameron is Bryce. Bryce is leading the way now, running down all the halls and going up stairs, and I lose him and get really sad. Then some little black boys motion for me to follow them, and they lead me to the attic. They say there are spirits in the attic because they keep hearing things. I open the attic door and move away a bunch of air filters and see Bryce hiding. I get all emotional because I thought I'd lost him. Then he jumps down and gives me a hug. Only now Bryce is both Marry and Pippin from Lord of the Rings, and they start stamping my body, saying how awesome I am.

Then I woke up.

Cliffs: (I'll finish later. I'm short on time.)

1st:

- Fashion show with bodybuilding/martial arts tournament
- Middle aged model, SUPER conservative Christians
- Moxley, optical illusions, try to capture me
- Black Ninja, weapons, test his defense

2nd:

- Rise of Hitler, email, responses
- Bunkie, Bougalousa, Mom won't do anything, email changes/updates its self, call Grandma, call 911
- Remembered Army

I was at my friend Eric's party, and he was offering everyone peanuts and pecans as a high-protein snack. I got some, but there were black and melted and smelled bad. Then, everyone was drinking but me, and I explained to Eric that I don't drink. Then Josh handed me a glass of beer and told me it was apple juice. I took a sip and realized it was beer, and got PISSED! I pushed him down and wanted to fight. I don't remember ever being that mad in a dream!

Next, I was outside somewhere, walking through a maze of sorts, but the walls were electric fence. I touched them a few times, and it only tingled. Then I noticed one of the walls that I had to crawl through was more energized. I tried to go through, but I touched the wire, and it electrocuted the hell out of me. I couldn't move, and I just kept thinking that this was the end, and that this is what it must be like to die. A lot of people were just standing around, not helping. Then some larger, middle-aged woman came and untangled me from the electric wire, and saved me. I gave her a big hug and thanked her.

I'm not too sure about the order, but last night was WEIRD!

So, I think the first thing that happened was that I was at a truck stop with my mom. We were in the car in the parking lot when an eighteen wheeler hit us (totally his fault). He got out of the car, pissed off and waving a chain saw. He started walking toward my mom. Then, my dad came out of nowhere and tells him to back off. He swings overheaded at Dad, who catches the chainsaw by the handle and tries to wrestle it away from the angry trucker. Then I run up to help dad. I grab the chainsaw by the handle too and take it from the trucker. Then I plunged the chainsaw into the trucker's belly.

Next (I think), I was at some house kind of in the woods. I was walking around outside when I saw some little kid who looked to be about 9 or 10. He was acting kind of wierd, and I don't know why, but I somehow came to the conclusion that he was possessed by a demon. I took hold of his arm, looked him in the eyes, and boldly said the word "Jesus". Then he started freaking out! Screaming, whailing, hissing and stuff. While still holding the little kid, I started praying in tounges, and he started freaking out harder. Then I saw Josh walking towards me, and I asked him to help, and the two of us sat down and prayed over the little dude for a few minutes, then he suddendly stopped. Then, my mom came outside, and I don't know how, but I thought she was posessed too. So I started praying over her by myself (Josh was gone now) and she started hissing and stuff. I wasn't really scared, though.

Next dream: I don't know why, but some dude was trying to tell me that my mom neglected me when I was young, and that she was abussive and stuff (which isn't true at all). I tell the dude he doesn't know what he was talking about. Then my mom came in the room, and I went and gave her a hug and told her I love her.

Next: I was at a gas station with my mom, when I looked outside and saw some shady dude in a trench coat cross the street to go to some porn/adult toy store. I thought I'd check it out too. I ran across the street and went inside the porn store. It was kinda old and run down. Then I saw my mom in the store. Then, I went to the back of the store and saw that they sold haloween costumes too. I saw Bryce with a pirate costume on. Mom then told him to put his regular clothes on top of the costume so they could get the costume for free. I told her that she could get in serious trouble for that, but she disregarded me and Bryce did it anyway. I then told her I didn't want to be seen with her in case she was caught, so I told her I'd walk home. She left in the car, and I picked up a stick and used it as a cane and started walking home. Then, I ended up on campus, still with my stick. I ended up walking into Pottle Hall (the music building) and got lost (it's really easy to get lost ther IRL). I was wandering around searching for the exit, opening random doors to see if it led outside. I walked in on some bongo performance being conducted by my old sociology teacher. And I kept walking around Pottle.

That's all I remember.

I was the new coach of a pee-wee football team. I was going over the kick off with the boys and girls, and lined them up all on the 20 yard line. Then I set up a practice kick off return team, and tried to explain to them what blocking was and how to do it. Then, a short, fat, black girl said something like "we're black! we know how to block!" So I said ok. Then I went back to the kick off team and found one of the the biggest boys on the team and told him he was the kicker. Then, Coach Jenkins was there and I asked him if little leagues kicked off from the 20, and he said they do. So, the kid kicked off, and the ball flew high and in a spiral, but had enough distance to reach the kick off return team. Some kid caught it, and had a few good blocks and had a decent return. That's all I remember.

I was looking after my little brothers golden retriever (he doesn't actually have one) over night, and I became convinced that the dog was possessed by Freddie Krueger and needed to die. While it was sitting on the couch, I took an ax and decapitated it with three blows. Then Aunt Elizabeth came over, and I tried to explain what happened without making myself sound crazy. Then Bryce came home, and I thought he would be sad, but he seemed not to care all that much, and I promised I'd but him a new dog once I got the money.

Alien invasion, billions of them, but they are small, almost microscopic. Also, they are not physical beings, but data, and they kill like 90% of the population of Earth by converting people to data. I slyly tell Ana that it is our duty to repopulate, and she agrees. We proceed to make sex, but with a condom. Also, Kendra was a survivor. She told me her dad was dead, and I was kinda indifferent. Oh well.