The Cusp

How I met your Eddie
Recall: 9/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm with Barney from How I Met Your Mother at a business convention in a hotel. There are lectures and seminars taking place. Barney and I are either having some sort of competition or playing pranks on each other.

I walk outside the lecture hall, and security are screening the people entering, who each have a yellow seat cushion. Security has stopped one man because of something he did to his cushion, and the man is embarrassed to say what it is. He finally admits he farted on it, and the people around us get upset that that's the reason they're denying him entry. Security locks the doors and won't let anyone in now.

I begin to pound on the doors and begin to chant "LET! US! IN! LET! US! IN!", and the crowd quickly picks up the chant. I'm quite proud of the chant I started, and switch it to something just because I can. When I turn around, I find myself in a packed sporting arena.

I notice something through the patchy clouds and think it's a UFO, but it turns out to be a massive fleet of war planes in tight formation, hundreds of them. Bombers, fighters, drones. They slip beneath the cloud cover and as I try to spot them again, I see yet another fleet of war planes. I figure that can't be good. They look like they mean business. Then I do see some UFOs.

I look down to the empty field and see the Iron Maiden mascot Eddie shoot a giant eyeball directly at me. The eyes comes at me slowly, and I throw a rock at it. When the rock impacts the eye, it disappears. I throw another one at Eddie, and he disappears too. He rematerializes a few more times and again I dispel him and his eyeball projectiles with rocks.

I turn to the guy next to me and ask "Did you see that?". He say no, but he could feel it. Eddie comes back again and shoots another eye at me. This time I let it hit me and feel a tiny little pin prick in my hand. I'm not sure what it did to me, but I know it can't be good. I go back to breaking the illusions with rocks

Snoop Dog to bad orgy
Recall: 8/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I pull in behind a building and see Snoop Dog shooting a music video. I get out of my car and they ask me to be in it. THey want me to dance, and I'm worried my dance skill are not up to par for a music video, but then I see the others dancing. They are more just trying to look cool and bad ass than dance, and i figure I can pull that off.

As we are shooting the video, the police show up and bust us for pot. They take us inside a house and won't let us leave. Snoop tells me his lawyers are coming to clear things up. I ask if they'll take care of me too and he says no problem. A small army of lawyers arrive, and the police are forced to leave. We buy some weed form the guy in the house.

It turns into Kleiche's house, and Snoop and his gang are gone. We meet several girls and Kleiche wants to have an orgy. Two of the girls are only OK looking, and one is fat. The girls think I'm hot so they're into an orgy. I'm not too into this scene, so I leave back to my car, but come back for some reason. They two girls have left, and only the fat chick remains, so I fuck her in the ass. Don't need to go into more detail here...