The Cusp

Monday, Jan 24, 2011

Married... with baby heads
Recall: 5/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown

I've knocked up Chantal, so I ask her to marry me. I'm almost late for our wedding because I have to get a haircut first, but we make it just in time and get married.

The next time I see Chantal, she's already had our child. I wonder why I haven't seen her in so long and about the state of our marriage. Then I see our baby, which is just a baby's head, no body at all. It's still alive, and we love it anyways, even though it has nothing below the chin.

We feed the baby, and I wonder how that's possible. Where does the food go? Even stranger is the baby head poops an awful lot, and again I wonder how and where the poop comes from. Chantal tells me this little thing pops out the neck and shoots out poop. Finally, the rest of the baby's body pops out the neck like a balloon inflating. It's legs are a little floppy at first, but they firm up, and the baby is perfectly healthy and normal.

I leave Chantal and the baby a few thousand dollars, and the next time I see them, her friend tells me Chantal is pregnant again with at least one baby. I wonder how this is possible, because it seems I haven't seen her in a long time. Her friend tells me some of my sperm stayed alive in her body all this time and got her pregnant again. Seems like a reasonable explanation.