The Cusp

This was a pretty epic dream. Killing zombies while on roller skates while Jamiroquai plays in the back ground.

Deep Sea Spore Zombies
Clarity: 8/10
Importance:4/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Right Side (Left Brain)

I'm on a large sea faring research boat, but the crew have all been killed. On the back of the boat is a large tank containing brackish green water. There is some large creature moving around inside it that I can't quite see, except for the occasional tentacle that gets close to the glass.

This creature turns people into flesh eating zombies when it bites them with it's tentacles, which is what happened to the crew. Only these zombies don't spread their infection through bites or scratches. After a certain amount of time, the zombies bloat up and explode, releasing a cloud of spores that turns anyone who breathes it into a zombie. And these spore clouds travel very far. Even one zombie could potentially infect the entire planet.

I've killed off all the zombified crew, and make my way towards the tank to kill the creature. Just as I'm about to reach it, the boat comes apart beneath me and the section I'm standing on moves out into the water like a pontoon. The military is behind this. They want to bring the creature back to try and weaponize it. I can't let that happen, but I can't reach the creature because there are sharks in the water around me. The boat makes it back to shore and the military get their prize.

Unfortunately, the creature escapes into the sewers, and I'm part of the crew hired to hunt it down and kill it before it creates a zombie apocalypse. We enter the sewer, embark upon a small boat, and the begin to pass out guns. But there aren't enough guns to go around, and I don't get one. This pisses me off. The fate of the world is at stake, and they want to send me into a dangerous situation unarmed? Fuck that. I leave and go home.

At home, I'm watching television, and the TV is full of news about zombie outbreaks all over the world. Obviously, the first sewer expedition failed. So they mount a second expedition, which I again join. We all get guns this time, and we take off through the large sewers in our little boat.

We go as far as we can by boat, then get out and walk through the dark tunnels by foot, me leading. As I pass through a threshold into a room, Jamiroquai's song "Dance" begins to play. There are flashing colored lights everywhere, and my team and I are all suddenly wearing roller skates. And the room is full of ravenous zombies. We skate around this room with the roller disco atmosphere, kind of dancing and blowing away zombies.

Again, I'm the first one to leave this room, and as I pass the threshold, the music changes from Jamiroquai to some generic rock song. I look behind me and my crew are still moving to the dance music, so I step back across the thresh hold and again hear Jamiroquai. I move forward and hear the rock music.

Tarantula
Clarity: 5/10
Importance:3/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm at the pet store and see tarantulas for only 5 dollars, so I buy one. I bring it home and try to milk it's venom, but the spider isn't cooperating. Eventually, I realize what a bad idea this was and stop trying to milk it.

The spider back section is now the size of a small Nerf football, and bright blue. I can't really see it's legs, and imagine tiny legs underneath is. The thing looks like a giant hacky sack.now. I scoop it up and put it in a small fish tank, then wonder what I'm going to feed it. The tarantula has now reared up on it's back end, which has swollen even bigger now. It has it's front end in the air, legs splayed. It kind of looks like an Egyptian totem. The thing is so big now, I doubt I'll be able to put the lid on the fish tank.

I leave the room and come back with my brother. The lights are out, but from across the room, it kind of looks like the tarantula got out. I try the light and it won't work. I try another light, and it won't work either. I'm getting annoyed now, being in a dark room with a large tarantula potentially on the lose. Luckily, my brother has a flash light.