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flying saucer attacks the Kroger in NI by my house in the middle of Th. day, not a cloud in the sky. I'm walking in my childhood neiborhood going to the market to buy somehting or other. It's a bright sunny day and i'm walking through a bright green field on gravel path when i see a smalll speck wy up in the sky. It loats down and becomes a silver old school flying saucer. It hovers over the Kroger. The center hub holds still and the outer ring starts spinning. a come of light emits tfrom the bottom of the ship and covers the grocery story. I feel like "HOLY SHIT" and the grocery store catches on fire. I wonder where I'm going to get what I need. I realize that I don't remember wht I"m supposed to buy.

Argument with the owner of the skating apparel company when i still have a stuffy nose

alfalfa from teh little rascals movie is posting updates to a new version set in midevil times. He's like a Perez Hilton type figure and I'm taking an online quiz to determine if the new piece of information is coming from him or TMZ. The little rascal is going through a gritty reboot. Alfalfa is going to get hs head chopped off. Spanky is a vengeful king. Buckwheat is the spsirit of vengance. I wonder why I care about this. I have no feelings for the little rascals.

oprah winfrey climbs in a trashcan and rolls down a big green hill in a park. I'm thinking to myself. Ratings must be BAAAD if she's resorting to this!