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.../It has been after some activity I cannot remember, when we all get out of a place and start walking. I don't remember how, but suddenly I'm sitting on the head of a giraffe walking on the streets. We are taking it somewhere. It's a bit vertiginous to maintain balance up here. I'm some meters above the ground, although the ride is nice. We get to the place we're supposed to let this giraffe, it gently puts me back on the ground. I notice we are carrying a baby giraffe too, but a little girl picks it up and accidentally opens its stomach with the zipper of her jacket. It kills the baby and we are all upset but cannot blame the girl. I get out of the room and there's a lot of sand out there. I see some cartoon-like mouses digging holes in the sand. One of them is older, they look like Ralph and Ed from the Honey-Mousers. I get back to the place we started, it looks like a cafe restaurant, there's a horny whore there. I like her but for some reason I cannot think of having sex with her, I just eventually touch and kiss her every time I can. She's hot like hell but apparently there's something that doesn't let me thinking of doing more. Then it's time to close the store, it's a friend's store and I go home carrying a broken padlock in my hand. I see how it is broken and play with it for a while/...

* Alarm clock wakes me up

22.01.2014

Told Someone to Kill Themselves, and They Did (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

>Trying to play a yu-gi-oh card game with someone
>Someone bothers me, looks like bay butter fat dude (only way I can remember this guy)
>I tell him to kill himself because he's bothering me
>He gets a silenced pistol and shoots himself, and then tries to shoot me.
>His existence seems to be skipping frames when trying to shoot me.

24.01.2014

Sex With the Most Stringent Whore Thus Far (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Apparently I bought a whore within my dream for maybe 40 minutes. I believe her charge rate was $5-10 for 5 minutes of whatever I wanted to do to her. Damn it, this was one of the strictest whores I’ve ever had sex with in a dream.

I can’t even fornicate with figments of my imagination without them demanding I pay up. Anyway,

Spoiler for 18+:

I look down on my penis when the dream shifts us to the bed, and it looks kind of weird. It’s thick at the base, and then makes a smaller curvature, and is of less girth. I stroke it, and I start feeling it, and I realized I have a condom on.

I penetrate her vaginally, and she’s in a prone bone position. So I keep at it, and things were going good for a while. Though she seemed kind of apathetic that a dick is ramming in her cunt. Hell, give her a book to read, and she’ll probably end up sleeping before I’m done with her.

After a while, the dream shifts a bit, but I’m still inside her. And now it seems I’m still in bed with her, and there’s people also sleeping in other beds as well. An electronic device rings from my right backside, and this unfortunately prompts others to prepare to wake up.

By the time I wanted to finish with this whore, she’s already using her right leg to gradually push my dick out of her vagina. Wow, she really has strict deadlines.

A man is videotaping him with women that are wearing pink shirts. He is talking to this one white lady and then after hes donw talking to her, he drives down a road and sees a black lady with atleast two or more pink shirts on. Something happens in the conversation, I think he calls her a man-whore and he starts tearing her shirts off and she tries to pull them away from him.