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This dream was interrupted by a couple of DEILDs, though I suspect that one or more of then may have been a false awakening - difficult to tell with your eyes closed and a degree of lingering REM atonia!

I'm climbing/vaulting over a fence and notice that I'm playing with the physics and re-doing the manoeuvre a couple of times so I GET LUCID!

I look around at the environment and see that I'm in a sunny meadow with trees to the sides and a step wooded hillside ahead. I start exploring the woods, enjoying the vividness of the cool soil-scented air, the gentle background noises of birds and a breeze soughing through the trees, and the detailed undergrowth. The sun is filtering through the treetop canopy in cool dapples lifting the ambient light level to a pleasant clarity.

After a brief exploration of a few paths among the trees, I start heading back downhill, apparently by a different path because I come across some ramshackle buildings in the edges of the forest. I think about how it's a shame that these pretty and romantic buildings are going to waste, but then notice some evidence of restoration in progress, apparently somebody's planning to resuscitate them and make a home here, which pleases me.

I'm vaguely aware that I have lucid tasks to do that involve people, so I start looking for a more populated area, though I don't think much about the specifics of the tasks yet.

As I continue downhill, the buildings become a little denser and the path becomes a residential road. The general feel is very reminiscent of the outskirts of Shrewsbury where I grew up, or perhaps a nearby village. As I notice this similarity, I also notice that there are people around, also strolling in the same direction as me. I recognise a few of them as people I knew in Shrewsbury, though I can't remember their names. I engage one in conversation and tell them about how this place seems to be my subconscious generating a Shrewsbury-esque scene, built out of the kind of scenery typical of Shrewsbury but not layed out the same. As we have this conversation about how it's a dreamsign for me to be in Shrewsbury, especially when it's clearly not *actually* Shrewsbury, the scenery is slowly becoming more reminiscent of the suburbs rather than the outlying areas, and still clearly a random imitation. I hope that this conversation will help my subconscious to recognise dream like scenery more easily in future dreams.

I briefly DEILD (FA?) here so the next scene is a little disconnected from the previous, but I've thought a little more about my lucid dare. I also note that my bladder would like some attention but I decide that lucid dreaming takes priority for now.

I'm in a room that feels like Bluecoat school, surrounded by jubilee people and I look for a female who looks like she might object amusingly to flirtatious behaviour in order that I can be sleazy without my inner horndog bending the scenario into a predictable humpfest!

I see Jo and lean over to *flibble* her breasts. She looks surprised and a little taken aback but not properly outraged. She also doesn't look turned on, though, so one nil to will over subconscious!

I try to remember some more ways to be obnoxious. I wolf whistle and shout out "Hey, Jo! Looking sexy!" making sure everyone around notices and disapproves. She starts walking away so I run around to overtake her, jump onto a table, flip my nob out and wave it in her face. She's definitely not impressed and bites it hard. Apparently my subconscious finds this an unimaginable turn on as I start ejaculating a seemingly endless stream which I decide to direct into a nearby sink. Probably inspired by my recently acknowledged full bladder, this turns into a stream of wee.

Feeling nervous that all this fluid release might not be only in the dream world, I wake up, glad to discover that I'm not humping my pillow or wallowing in a puddle. I decide to visit the little boys' room.

Last Nights False Awakenings And Lucid Dream

I wake up in bed and feel vibrations and that strange feeling that I'm about to go into a lucid dream. I think to myself "float up" and with this I feel myself float up and land on the floor at the end of my bed. I can't see, but I can feel something stuck to me, I've never had this before. I feel my face etc. and there's something stuck on me. I pull hard at whatever it is and manage to prise it off and with this I can now see. I decide to get out of my room by flying out of my window. I go over to the window and go to fly out but my hubby now wakes up. He says "what you doing?" I say "I'm dreaming" and he settles and goes back to sleep.
I go back over to the window and feel for glass, just to make sure I'm dreaming. I feel a small boy with me but I can't see him. Well I can't feel any glass because there isn't any and I now know that I'm definitely dreaming, although I was already pretty sure I was. (( I didn't want to jump through my window and plunge to my death if I wasn't dreaming lol)). I lean out of the window and come back in. I decide to double check that my flying is working before I zoom myself out of my window. I fly from my window to my landing and I know I'm now ok to fly. I point my hands forward, do a jump and fly out of my bedroom window!
I'm now flying outside in the sky, it's quite foggy so I can't see much. I now call out loud "Nan F" but nothing, so again I call out "Nan F". I now hear my Nan calling me ((or who I was hoping was her)) she yells "I'm here baby" I call her again as I try to find her and again she calls back. I carry on flying, trying to get to her. Suddenly I stop flying and feel hair in my hands, it's a long plait. I now say "is that you Nan?" She rises up to face me and hugs me tight. I say "I've missed you so much" my Nan now says "you need to go back" we hug again and she says "I love you". I now wake up and feel my pillar uncomfortably behind my neck. I get up out of bed to go to the toilet and I hear a noise, it's a rattling noise, like an old knackered motor. It starts then stops again, then starts and stops again. I look at the space next to the side of my bed and there is some kind of machine there with a long handle, I perceive this as a lawn mower lol. I look at the handle and it's vibrating violently as the motor makes it shake. I now panic and see my hubby in bed so I shout to him "K look!" He wakes up and says "what?" I say "a law mower and its turned on" my hubby says "what the fuck!, did you do that?" I say "no!" sharply and my hubby now turns it off.
I now hear my mobile phone ringing and my hubby says "what the fucks going on?" I think to myself "it must be because there are a lot of spirits around me and there making everything go haywire!" Lol
I look down at the floor at the end of my bed and see a happy naked baby boy sitting in a baby seat, he has a blanket over him and his arms out. I make my way to the toilet because I need a wee. I get onto the landing and my sight is now blurry. I get by the stairs and my bathroom isn't there, it's gone!. I'm now really confused and look at the stairs again and I manage to force my eyes to see properly.
Again I look to where my bathroom should be and it's now there. I go into the bathroom still desperate for a wee and see a blue shower curtain around the toilet. I grab it and try to pull it from around the toilet but it feels like there is a force stopping me from being able to pull it away. I think to myself "maybe I'm dreaming again, I know I'll touch the mirror to see if my finger goes through it, and if it does then ill know that I'm dreaming!" So, I touch the mirror and it feels solid and normal, my fingers don't go through! At this point I'm really confused. I'm now not sure if I'm awake or dreaming. My hubby now shouts something to me and I hear him go downstairs. I now manage to pull the blue shower curtain from around the toilet a bit and I sit on the loo and have a wee. Wee now splashes all up the shower curtain and I can't understand why and think "what the hells going on, I must be dreaming" with this I wake up for real.

I found myself with 3 joints laying in bed and i smoked 2 of them, my mum suddenly came home with my geandpa and auntie while i was smoking them saying "You can smell him puffing down on joints, he'll light another one up soon!", I went out and said hi for a bit, this dream went on for alot longer but i can't recall anything else.

Another dream i had went on for ages but all i can remember was picking on alot of people then having a vision that a face was in my knee so i grabbed 2 knives and started scraping at my leg until my knee ripped out, my knee and upper thigh was completely mutilated lol.

There was about 4-5 different dreams, they went on for ages, i only remember 2 of them and this much of them unfortunately because i decided to sleep for even longer.

I am at my daughters school and I am standing with Aunty C, Aunty L and some others. I need the toilet so I walk to the field where there is a cupboard, I open the cupboard and pull out 1 of the trays to wee in. I pull down my trousers and knickers and crouch down by the cupboard, the doors are covering me, I place the tray under me and hold it tight and wee in it . My Aunty C and my sister now walk over to me and I have to quickly shove the tray full of wee back into the cupboard and I think " why am I weeping in this?" I pull my knickers back up and pretend I was just looking in the cupboard for something and hope to god they didn't see what I was doing which they didn't. We now all walk back to the playground and join the others. My Mom is now there aswell and my Aunty C tells my Mom about me having a wee, I'm shocked because I didn't think she saw me but know I know that she did, my Mom says "she's got a weak bladder like me" lol
My Aunty L now says " I've got to go and see the Grandkids" she points and says " it's over the road" we all walk over and I see the kids come out and think " what's she on about, there Aunty M's Grandkids not hers" the others standing with me say to Aunty L " get Miss Miles to take you to the graph board" lol they say this in a joking manner and laugh. My Aunty L now walks off to the school doors to see the kids. We now all go back through the school gates and onto the playground to get our kids.