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06.28.2012

Uncut Onyx and Oreo Cookies? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I can't remember much, but I think I'm catching Kingly Implings from Runescape in "real" life again. I loot what's contained in the jar I snatched the Kingly Impling from, and I get an uncut onyx.

I didn't realize this yet, until I looted another Kingly Impling jar (and got another onyx). Then I started getting small mind orgasms on how I basically made 12 million gp.

I decided to bite on the uncut onyx gem, and it ends up having the fragile composition of an oreo cookie.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

I quickly take it out of my mouth, and had the intention of selling it.

Recall was horrible because I slept late. That's Runescape for you. >.>

I need to find a way to make 28 million gold pieces.....ugh, guess I'll have to catch more implings, which is why this dream was experienced in the first place. xD