I'm with my wife and a friend of mine and we are visiting this random woman and her young daughter. This woman has large piles of the new yorker magazine and we are making fun of the new yorker. We say that it falls in the pretension line somewhere between the new york times and the weekly world news. People read it on park benches to look smarter than they are. The little girl is laughing and clapping. We turn on the tv and start watching a movie. The movie is a Rocky movie and i can't tell if it's Rocky 2 or 3. Some of it is about how Rocky and Apollo are going to fight again so i think it's Rocky 2, then there will be a scene where Apollo is training Rocky so i think it's Rocky 3. Then Adrianne says that she thinks it's weird that Apollo is training Rocky when they are preparing to fight. They all laugh at this. Scene change. We are at my house, but it isn't my house. People are throwing April and I a house warming party. April is talking to people on the front porch while I am hanging out in the kitchen with a bunch of people i just met for the first time. They are all talking about their drug phases. They say cocaine, shrooms and then one guy says that he very recently tried DXM at a robo party. I chime in to say that DXM used to be my favorite. Suddenly the girls are squealing and giggling and i see that the guys in the room have all pulled their pants down. The guys stand up and walk over to the girls who are sitting and the guys are jerking off while standing right in front of the girls. The ladies are looking up into the guys eyes while they do this with big smiles on their faces. I say "what the fuck is going on?" One of the guys says "Look this is cool. This is how things are in the city. Something gets going and you go with it." The women look over at me and nod and smile, then turn their attention back to the guys and start making encouraging noises. I make my way out to the porch and say, this may be a bit too much for my wife. I pick up an ipod off an outdoor table and put on a random playlist. The song "Tuesday's Gone" starts playing and i look back in the kitchen. The girls and guys are where they were before, now the girls are begging the guys to come. Everyone starts making noise and the guys ejaculate all over the kitchen. I ask one of the girls to get me a bleach wipe under the sink. She laughs and gets it for me. While i am cleaning, my wife comes in the room and tells me she really likes the song. I say, "it's your ipod." "Really?" she replies.
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