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I am at work and going to pick up some food for those of us here (not too many, it seems like). I end up at a Taco Bell. The interior is large and empty, the counter is long and minimal, revealing the large kitchen behind. The employees all seem to be teenage boys who aren't doing much of anything. There also seems to be too many of them for how slow it is, maybe six or more. They’re also all wearing face masks, all just under the chin. I step up to the counter and the only girl in here takes my order. I didn’t really know what to order, so I just get one of their party packs.

So me my sister some friends and my grandma are walking down this old street that looks like Hollywood area, It feels so chilly and news papers are being blown everywhere. My grandma tells us we are going to taco bell and she is going to buy us lunch. We follow her into the this door into a taco bell, it's pretty crowded but not too bad. She gets in line and we go to this table and everyone sits down. My grandma comes back pretty fast with like this huge box full of burritos and stuff. I notice every one already has sodas, and some are sitting there for anyone, but i didn't want regular soda, I was at taco bell so I wanted a baha blast. I ask my grandma for a cup so I can get some, she asks me what the hell that is. I tell her it's a drink, she tells me okay and that she wants to try it, so I go to the back were the soda things are and these young kids are just standing everywhere over here and they aren't moving and they are giving me dirty looks, I ignore them but they make me feel uneasy. Then I fill my cup with baha blast, and struggle to find the proper size lid for it, then I finally do but I accidentally grab three stacked together, I feel them all still staring at me, I throw away the one on top and on bottom and take the middle one and I feel their stares intensify and them pissed because I threw away two lids, I think to myself I neeed to hurry and get away from these people. So I try to put the lid on but it seems so difficult, I try to snap it on from every side but it goes down slow, then I have to get a straw, why is there so many sizes, and some clear ones and red ones and the blue ones are way too long for like slushees or something. I decide the white ones with the blue lines is the perfect one, and by this time I hear the kids and their parents mumbling about me and making psh noises, I feel like such a fool, so I stumble to put it all together and I spill some baha blast on me and the counter and I know they expect me to clean it up but I just wanted to get away from them so I left as I hear them mumbling about how I left a mess, then I got back to our table and I feel relieved and I let my grandma try my baha blast and she likes it, and I eat the last burrito.

It was about 500 years ago and people were fighting with swords. I had about 10 (not sure how, maybe I had 10 arms?), they looked like the curved pirate swords from cartoons. I was fighting outside of Taco Bell killing dinosaurs and everyone that tried to kill me.

The next thing I remember is floating over Earth in the year 2112. The whole planet had been destroyed in a nuclear war. I watched the people rebuild it. There were no plants or animals, they became extinct after the nuclear war. After a few minutes, which was actually a few hundred years, there was just one big continent, shaped like Deadmau5's mouse head thing. He was the king. I became lucid for a few seconds and realized that all that was left of the world was one giant city with no life except humans, because we destroyed it all. The Deadmau5 continent got bigger until there wasn't much water left and all I could see was city lights. By then I already forgot that I was dreaming. I woke up not long after that.

I was in a big town that reminded me of London. I did a reality check and got lucid. I flew around for a little bit, then remembered that I want to go to the Dteam World Academy. I flew up to the top of a brick building and jumped from it, melting through the ground (something I've always want to try ), into a void of darkness. I opened my eyes and saw a light. I walked towards it, it was the entrance to the academy. When I went in it looked a lot like an average elementary or middle school. The classrooms were color coded with signs, math, history, etc., but I couldn't find any classes related to lucid dreaming. I went into the gym where there was a lot of kids on mats doing push ups. I talked to one of the teachers.

I asked him if this was the dream world academy. He told me it was, and then told me some dumb joke about his hair. I asked another teacher, and he said it was, also. I decided to explore a bit. I walk to the end of a hallway and appeared back in the town I started at, in a parking lot. I asked a lady walking by if she knew how to get to the parts of the DV academy that contain magic classes. She told me that although I was inside the academy, the only way to get to the lowest floors was to get sick and tell them that you wanted to go to the lowest floor possible, which is where the infirmary is.

As much of a load of crap as that was, I deduced to try it. I went into a taco bell and tried to order a taco, then I would claim I was sick and have them take me to the lowest floor of the DVA. I ordered it and as the lady was giving me my food, she gave me a wierd look. I grabbed the bag but she wouldn't give it up.

"Ahh! Money! Of course..."

Stupid DC's. I tried reaching into my pockets but found nothing. Then I said "Oh, I always keep it in my back pocket," reached into my back pocket and pulled out a huge roll of money. "keep the change," I said. However, I woke up after that, so it wasn't much good anyway.

11/27/2011
I decided to make a WILD attempt after waking up. I kept drifting in and out of sleep paralysis and wakefulness. It was very frustrating. I used the nose plug RC as well as looking at surroundings. The one time the RC indicated dreaming, it didn't last long, and I couldn't do much of anything. I saw a woman's head and almost found a hat. By the time I finally fell asleep for more than a minute or two, I'd lost awareness.

I'm at Taco Bell. The employee is giving me crap about having spilled ketchup all over the table last time I was there. He tells me to do some cleaning now. I grudgingly comply. I'm very frustrated when I drop half my burrito. He's going to yell at me if I don't clean it up.

I'm with a group of people, mostly females, as well as a guy I went to school with and was sometimes friends with named Kenny. For some reason, I have a date with Kenny, and I have to wear a dress. Ewww on both counts. We're all riding in a van to the place where I'll have the date. I'm wearing the stupid dress. The seating is weird. The girls have some sort or experiment of project they're working on. We arrive. I'm supposed to dance? Grr...

Now we're all in a video game, fighting people with guns. I lead the retreat to a more defensible position. It's one of those old 2D sidescroller type games, and I can actually dodge the bullets/laser beams.

Sleep 10:00 pm
10/5/10

Smoked last night, terrible recall.

Was driving on a motorcycle to taco bell (could have previously been lucid, I don't remember if the dream started like that or not). I was driving on the main road in my town, and I didn't have my permit for a motorcycle. I quickly zoom through traffic, but the bike was not accelerating. I end up trying to find a parking spot, and I think I can't fit because the space was too big? Anyway, a geek squad car just corners into the parking lot and steals my spot. I was pissed and then I realized I was inside the building. I was walking around trying to find the bathroom or something and someone was with me.

close to getting WILD, but failed
Dream 1: I were running with christian merkau through snow (its night) down running down wilke a little further from lous house towards mcdonalds and BK. we were headed for taco bell though. we got to the area with the dry cleaners ( but that wasnt there ) and gas station, christian started to head behind the gas station and then face planted into the snow on the uphill slant, then I thought wait... taco bell isnt near the mcdonalds or bk im headed to. I must be dr......eaming... I woke up.. once again denied by my dream.

dream 2: in a pub of some sort i played pool never remembered any of the shots and also wanted to impress a chick and I broke the pool stick at one point I think.