Recent DJ Posts

1st. I was doing this weird cooking competition with Casey from work (The blonde short one). We originally started of with team members but we ended up loosing them. To start off with we were cooking fries and then went to cooking burgers. I would always end up behind Casey for some weird reason and she was always cheating, she would throw stuff into my vat and kind of at me and would throw taunts at me (Didn’t make me upset at all though). A child then walked into the weird restaurant think and Casey was trying to talk to it and the mother. I remember not being able to see the mothers face although the girl would have been about 3-4 years old with blonde hair blue eyes. While Casey was talking to her she would stare at me not paying any attention to what Casey was saying. That’s all I can remember, I think I woke up.

2nd. On a raft with a bunch of people, some I isn’t know although there were people like Sarah and Zac Harrington. We ended up meeting with Steve Irwin who took us to see some whales. When we were talking there was a Facebook chat thing that would pop up somehow. We then, ended up going back to shore and had all these Mcopoly sticker and were playing this game with them, on the second round Zac paired up with a kid to let him win. I woke up.

I had this dream a while back, like when Steve Irwin was still alive.
So me and my friend Brittany were going on a roadtrip to Wisconsin Dells. They have this waterpark there called the Kalahari, which is for like little kids but that's not the point. So we checked into the Kalahari, and when we opened the door to our room, it opened into the real live African Kalahari. So we ventured inside, and looked around. We started to walk to nowhere in particular. Along the way we saw lots of different animals like girrafes and snakes, except they were made from paper like origami animals. I went to touch them, but when i did they died. However, their angel spirit floating up to heaven was a real animal. So they were fake when they were living but real when they were dead? Anyways, I cried when they died. In the background Britt was turning into a tree.

All of a sudden we hear a rustling coming from a bush. (Britt is no longer a tree.) We look over at it, and suddenly this crazy guy wearing a comical wolf mask with a huge nose jumps out screaming, "RAAAHRBOOGABOOGABOOGA!!!" We look at him like, what the fuck is wrong with you? He whips off his mask. "AHA!" he says in an Australian accent. Apparently Steve Irwin has found his way into the dream. "I bet I fooled you lassies didn't I? Ha, no, you two youngsters are smart enough to know that the REAL African Wolfhound has a much LARGER snout!" he says as he makes a circular motion around the mask's nose. Britt and I look at eachother like, whats with this clown? Suddenly he's right in our faces, smiling as wide as possible. "Say, how would you two like to join me on a wild Native American horse hunt?" without our consent he throws us each on a spotted white and brown horse, then jumps on his own, and we ride of into the sunset with Steve laughing maniacally.