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I'm at my house and K is there. She's complaining about crap at work and I'm thinking "wow must be really stressfull serving drinks and making tips all day". I keep it to myself because she really seems upset about it. As she talks to me, I'm flipping through this huge erotic book. It's like full of amateur and and crap. Then, something catches my eye. It's me. I'm in the bathroom with two chicks. A redhead is riding me, and another is watching. One is completely naked, the other has her jean skirt hiked up, and I have on my green "1up" shirt. Damn, how did they find this? Maybe there was a third girl or hidden cameras. Shit! I'm in a book looking like boss, doesn't matter, had sex.

I look up at K and try to contain myself while saying "how bout I'm in this book". She continues rambling about her issues and tells me she doesn't know where she got it from. J comes over and he's using my computer, and I tell him about the book. It takes me a while to find it again..hahaha I checked the index and there was a "BBC" section. I turn it there and I see the same pictures and there's like a woman's confession of how she loves a black cock that was supposedly from one of the girls I had sex with.

Shit, I need to find these chicks. Wait wait wait. I don't remember banging two hot chicks at the same time recently. It couldn't have been a dream because there's pictures of it. I must if been stone drunk! Damn, that's crazy.

I check the Internet to try and find these chicks when I learn some people turned one of my dream journal entries into a movie.

There's a grenade flipping through the air heading right towards a city in slow motion, and all of a sudden a bullet grazes it at just the right angle to make it drop straight down. The grenade falls into an empty plot of land and explodes. A guitar riff goes off, and "ELITE" and "SNIPER" smashes in from opposite sides of the screen in blue letters. All while showing the charred remains. Yes! I exclaim as I continue to watch. There's an office with some guy talking about business. I'm not totally sure what it is exactly, but I notice that it takes place in the future. There's a weird free floating television, and then, he says something about a car sale. "I remember a car salesman in the future", "these guys got it right"! I keep watching and there's some kind of attack on the city and I'm with special unit. We're taking out the enemy in key locations and making sure the people who are affected get evacuated. Meteors are dropping from the sky and I tell this chick to leave the city. She was panicking and crap and then just went and pulled out my junk, turned around, hiked up her skirt, and put it inside her. So I'm pounding her and there's this other chick who's getting off on watching us have sex and I'm thinking to myself "why sex now? I didn't have sex in that dream until after the mission". I'm a bit confused because the girls in the movie look a lot like the girls in the book.

Did I dream it all all up? Did all of this actually happened? Is my memory all jacked up? What's real? I hop on DV and make a post about the movie and the book. I tell them they"re going to have to pm me for the pics.

Side note: I think the movie was based on a dream I had called "island heat". I killed a lot of people along with this exotic sniper chick and we ended up having epic sex. Maybe they changed it to the future because of my other dreams. I'm not sure why they changed it to two hot chicks either. That one exotic chick with her thick columbian accent was amazing. Also, i've been having a lot of underwater dreams lately.

Date: 11/07/2012
Place: My bed
Time of getting into bed: 22.22pm
Hot bath before bed

Waking thoughts in black
Non lucid dreams in blue
Lucid dreams in red

I was pretty tired before bed, I was up early for a meeting the day before and didn't nap in the day. Then before bed I had a hot bath and went straight from there to my bed. This was THE BEST nights sleep I've had in a long time, no problems with the bf snoring, or me being too hot, or whatever. I woke up and slept in till 11.30, and still could have slept more I was so comfortable and tired. I was very surprised just at the amount of dreams I had.

Dream 1 - 2.48am
I am dreaming about being lucid, and joining a lucid dreaming group on facebook. I keep chatting about how good lucid dreaming is.

Dream 2 - 3.33am
I am sleeping over at my Aunt's house, with my bf, my sister, and my mum. The Aunt/Uncle in the dream does not exist in RL. My mum is awake and partying with my Aunt and Uncle, while we try to sleep. We all have separate beds. I am trying to WILD, but my Uncle comes into the room. I really don't like him and feel uncomfortable. He leans over my bed and tells me in a nasty way, to stop WILDing. He then shouts at us, telling us to turn the TV off, and leaves, he has a pitbull type dog that follows him around and it is known to be aggressive and bite. My sister talks to me for some time, then I try to WILD again, this time I have my phone, and notepad and pen in bed with me. I also have a metal chest at my feet. I can hear the adults getting drunk and rowdy downstairs, and distinctly hear my mum laughing. My bf wants to pet my Uncle's dog, but I tell him he will bite, my bf tells me the dog was bought from my brother for £20. so how can he bite? The dream skips to us (my bf, me and sister) sitting on the stairs playing with sane, we are making rude shapes in the sand. The adults come home (I don't know where they've been, but it's late and they're all drunk.) they think it's funny to kick over the shapes I make in the sand, but I'm glad they don't tell me off for making rude shapes. They go to bed and there is a trail of sand behind them, so I know they've been on the beach.

Dream 3
In this dream, I am wheelchair bound. I control the wheelchair via an electronic graphics tabletI use a graphics tablet a lot during the day.I am in a large shopping centre, and the shops are closing for the night, there is one particular shop which a woman runs. This shop has big glass fronted doors, and resembles a dentist's room inside. It is quite modern and has a computer on a desk with lots of drawers filled with medical items. The woman is in her 30's, blonde, quite attractive but very bad temper and not a nice person. She particularly hates me, but she has reason to, as I am trying to break into her shop when she leaves. I use my mobile phone to hack the security system, and get into he shop. This takes a few attempts but once I'm in, I rifle through the drawers to find some lucid dreaming pills. I already have some in my pocket, but they are so good I want more! I finally find some, and they are like sprinkles that you sprinkle on ice cream. They are dark red. I steal them. She sees me leaving and walks after me, but I hide them in my waistband. She never finds them.

Dream 4
Me and my bf are sat in a field, near a small, low brick wall. We are sat on plastic chairs and it is sunny. There are several people walking round, so this could be a park, or a fayre or something. We are enjoying ourselves and just chilling, maybe we have beer? A nearby news reporter walks over to me. She is wearing a revealing red dress, which is pretty skin-tight. She is also wearing bright red lipstick. She has long dark hair and big eyes, very attractive but her face says she is bored and in a bad mood. She is holding a microphone. She asks me if I know anything about 'currant affairs.' I tell her that I am currant affairs, and laugh. Really I do not want to be interviewed. She doesn't smile in the slightest, but says 'Actually.,' in a very pissed-off voice, 'I was asking you what you know about AFFAIRS.' I then say, 'if a man has lipstick on his collar, then he's having an affair. That's all I know. My bf and I crack up at this, roaring with laughter, but she just stands there looking annoyed. Our friends join us, D and K. They are a gay couple, and we all kiss hi, etc. They are very flamboyant and camp, just as in real life. K quickly dashes off as he has to leave, and I tell the reporter that these guys would know nothing about lipstick on their collars, so don't bother asking. Again, we find this funny and laugh, but the reporter is interested in interviewing D. She asks him if he can answer some questions, and he is keen to (he likes the sound of his own voice) they ask me to leave my chair so D can sit down, and I do. I sit on the low wall nearby. Suddenly a crowd of passers by gather to watch the interview. I am suddenly wearing red, or at least I suddenly notice, and D is wearing a red shirt. There is a young guy sat near me, very close but I don't mind. However he puts his arm around my shoulders, and my bf glares at him. He is with some other young people, so I don't take him seriously, however he states that he's never met a gay before. He then says gay men are like horses, to which everyone laughs at him and asks him what the hell he is talking about, including me. I try to leave, but the guy grabs my arm and won't let go, he tells me he's never kissed a guy, but wants to try it. I know he is too young and tell him no. My bf looks very annoyed now and wants to leave. The situation is forgotten when there is a crash, and a woman who had been sittin on the back of a chair, has fallen off. She is lying on the floor, and her legs are all bent and broken. She is in a lot of pain and can't move. I try to help her up, but D tells me off, saying she could have hurt her spine and I shouldn't move her. He strokes her face and tells her everything will be ok. She has light blonde hair and is a little chubby. She starts to cry.

Dream 5
I am sat in my old childhood garden, on the grass. There are people around, most of whom I don't know. An old comedian nearby, complains that no one laughs at his jokes anymore. I tell him he needs new material, stuff to appeal to the new generation. He thinks this is ridiculous and the new generation have no sense of humour. I actually say; 'You need to change some of the veg in your picalilly.'For those who don't know, google picalilly. It's a type of food, I use it sometimes on sandwiches. It's amazing. It has chunks of pickled veg in it.Eventually we figure out some jokes for him. I teach him how to get a potato, and cut a hole in it, then insert a carrot, and it makes sex.What the fuck?!We paint some of the grass white, so he can use it as a base for his vegetable sex. Nearby, my Aunt is drunk and falls asleep on the grass. She wakes up, thinking she slept all night and it is the next day, I don't tell her she's only been asleep for 5 minutes. Next, there is some commotion as a nearby young couple are losing their virginity in from of a big crowd. I find it boring and a little disgusting, but everyone else is loving it. He is really going for it, banging her hard, so that he knocks some items over nearby. When they finish, the crowd clap and celebrate.

Dream 6
I think there was more to the beginning of this dream. I do remember I was collecting the tickets for a reason, I think someone asked me to prove if I knew my friends or something? Anyway.
I am running around a school-like building, collecting tickets that vary is size / shape / content. They all feature a friend's name on them, and a date and event that my friends are attending. I only remember one of them was a friend R R isn't really a friend, more of an acquaintance, and I've seen him 2 times in about 5 years.The ticket said R was going to watch a bike show in Sheffield at this certain date. While looking for more tickets, I see my friend S's young son. In RL he is 2, in the dream he was 6ish?He is in a playful mood and runs from me, I play along, running after him pretending to be a monster. He is wearing a thomas the tank engine onesie. I chase him into a room, where his dad, S is sat with his parents watching telly. I feel a bit intrusive and leave, but the child runs out again, begging me to chase him! So I do, it's kind of fun, and I hide behind a door in a room filled with children's toys, so that when he enters the room he doesn't see me. I then jump out to scare him, and he screams with delight, laughing so much he falls over and I catch him. I carry him back to his dad, who is still watching telly in silence. His son then starts saying 'Giggidy,' and moving his head like Quagmire. google Quagmire and giggedy. It's a stupid thing from the TV show Family Guy. I laugh, but S suddenly gets angry at shouts at him to stop, he then starts shouting at his dad in the room, saying it's his fault the child learnt to do that. They argue and I leave.

Dream 7
Again, I have a vague memory of more to the beginning of this dream, but alas, I didn't write it down in time and forgot.
I am back in my old childhood bedroom, with my sister. My sister is a young girl again, not sure about myself though. We are sat on a windowsill, watching the pitch black outside and talking. Suddenly, a squirrel hits the window and scares us, is scrabbles around a bit, and we are unsure of what is happening, but then we see it is being chased. Suddenly, a tabby cat hits the window, it's eyes are wild as it chases the squirrel. For a moment, I think 'hang on, how did they get up so high? They are...flying?' but I lose that train of thought as the squirrel disappears and the cat starts following my hand inside the window. I tease it a bit, and it goes crazy, scrabbling at the glass to get my fingers. I suddenly notice my sister is on the outside of the window, she must have climbed out when I wasn't looking!! SHe sits on the sill, in her nightdress, and the cat gently sits on her lap. I start to think 'Oh no, what if she falls off!? I must get her inside!' then BOOM. I'm lucid. I realise she can't hurt herself in a dream, so she's ok sat there. I watch the scene and she strokes the cat, and it rubs against her, purring and calm. It's only a kitten now, and not so scary and wild. I wake up.

Dream 8
I am babysitting my nephews. They begin to fight over a toy. The older one has the toy and won't share. I tell him that if he lets his brother hold the toy for a few minutes, he'll be happy then he can take it back. He does this and it works, they both play happily.

Dream 9
This was a longer dream but I only remember this bit.
I am helping my mum unpack the shopping, and put it away in her house. I open the fridge, and start taking out food to make room for the shopping, as I am doing this, my mum is putting food inside, so essentially we are just being pointless. Eventually I realise, and give up, letting my mum fill the fridge how she likes.

Dream 10
My friend L has been out drinking with another friend. They get back and we are sharing the same hotel room. I notice her friend is heavily pregnant, and very drunk. I am concerned for the baby, but they don't seem bothered. I try to discuss the bad points, but the pregnant girl is so drunk she passes out. I talk to my friend about it, and even though she is drunk and seems not to care, she tells me I am right, but what am I gonna do?

Dream 11
I am in the bathI did get a hot bath before bed.I am in the bath at my mums old house, where I grew up until I was 10. I'm on my laptop in the bath, and get distracted, when I turn back I've dropped the laptop in the water. Shit! I panic and pull it out, then I turn it upside down and try to dry it out, it still works but now all the programs are really old, like the first ever Windows. And really bad graphics etc. I'm just glad I didn't lose my work.

Dream 12
I am in a train station, in a queue. When I get to the front, I ask for tickets to a certain place, for a certain date, but I keep getting confused. The man behind the counter is not very helpful. A woman stands behind him, and she is pretty stern, she keeps looking at me and making me nervous. I stammer a bit, then realise I said the wrong dates and change them around. 16th of August is what I wrote, it is a 5 day trip to Birmingham, UK. I am buying 2 tickets, one for me and one for my bf. I ask them questions but they don't help me. I try to get money out to pay, and scrabble around in my jean back pocket which is full of crap. I hand over a pot of hummusWhat the hell!? But I do love hummus They get angry, and the woman says I cannot pay with Hummus. It's a genuine mistake, but now there's a big queue behind me and I get embarrassed. I take the hummus back, and pull out the contents of my pocket, which includes lots of bits of paper, string, buttons and receipts. I find my card and pay. I'm super embarrassed. Now they kick me out of the queue, and I fight to get back to the window, I make it but they shut the window on me. I open the window, they try to stop me but I squeeze my way in and shout at them. They tell me my tickets have been printed, and are waiting in the machine behind me to be collected, I turn around, and there they are. I feel stupid for shouting and go and get my tickets while everyone watches me.

The next dream, I'm going to write as the same dream as above. However I thought it could be another dream with the same characters, but I'm not sure cos I didn't clearly state in my DJ weather it was anew dream or not.

am at the pub with friends and my bf. We are at the bar, it is a wetherspoons type pub, with wooden bars, kind of busy. The staff are the people who served me at the train station in the previous dream. We order drinks, and I'm left to pay while the others walk off to find some seats. I pay, and grab the drinks ( 3 x cokes and one beer) but the lady tells me off, because one of the cokes is not mine. I get annoyed, why did they put it in front of me then? How was I supposed to know? I pick it p anyway and take it, but they start shouting saying I haven't paid for it, and I need to put it back. I throw the drink at the man's feet in rage, and walk off to find the others. I hope to myself that they don't kick me out. I find the others sat on a circular table outside and join them. Soon, someone comes up to me and congratulates me on showing the barman who was boss. I smile and say thanks. Then another person does the same, and another, my friends don't know what they are talking about. I feel a little embarrassed but also kind of cool at the same time. Then someone tells me the barmaid is telling people she threw a tea towel at me after I threw the drink, I laugh and say this isn't true, but I'm glad she's pissed off.

Dream 13
I am walking in the pitch black at night, it is raining. I walk past a very nice yellow and black sports car with cream leather interior. I note that it's getting wet, because it's raining Dur, really? lol, I actually think this is my ADA passing through to my dreams.

Dream 14
I am talking to a foreign guy (swedish / polish / lithuanian?) about the film JAWS. I tell him it was a great film, and explain the concept to him. In my dream, the concept is pretty accurate, except I say the water was full of rusty junk metal. He claims that in his country, the film is totally different, and although there is a shark in it, it is not the same film.

Dream 15
I am lying on a bed, with my bf. He is sat over me, this is a very sexual dream. I'll not go into detail as it's explicit - but I will say it's very erotic and vivid. I wake up really horny.

Dream 16
I am part of a zombie fighting team. The team consists of people I have never met, one I remember as having an unshaved face, a big scruffy. We drive a van similar to the A team van everyone has to know this, google it.We are pretty good at what we do.I made the mistake after waking of only writing the main bits of the dream, and as a result when I fully woke, I couldn't remember all the details. I'm annoyed with myself yet again for doing this.After fighting some zombies, we celebrate with beer. One of the guys opens his beer near my face, splashing me with froth, it's funny, so I do it back. He then tips his beer all over my head, and my hair get's soaked in beer. I'm pretty pissed.I love my hair, I take pride in it, and whenever anyone touches it I usually get annoyed in RL. I storm out the room in a strop, and down the street, intent on quitting our zombie fighting team. I look around for a way home, but realise I'm stranded here. I wring my hair out, and the street is full of bustling people. Someone passes by in a rucksack, and looking like a hippy. I recognise him from my little school This guy was from my 'First school' 4 yrs to 12 yrs. I haven't seen him since then - 13 years ago.I ask him what he's been up to since I last saw him, and he says he's been on drugs for a few years, living in a hippy commune and just got back. He walks of in a hurry, waving as he goes. Then the van turns up and the zombie team ask me to get in, apologizing for pouring beer in my hair. I'm still pissed, but have nowhere else to go so I get in, and forgive them.

I woke up, feeling like I'd had the best night sleep in a long, long time. I didn't want to get up.

[Dream is from 8:35AM or so Similar to yesterday's timing]
[The funny thing is, that i took 3 Negros again, just like yesterday... It seems to work pretty good so far, but i need to try it for 1-2 more days to see if i can get a lucid everyday with them =D]

The regular dream i was in was really surreal and dark. I was just planning to go home, but on the way i passed by many buildings that were made of metal and some people were fighting the police on the way. I started running to not make them see me, but the police noticed and thought that i was also part of the vandals. I started running fast and they didn't follow me.
I was walking again, just passing by a corner where everything reminded me of Half-Life 2. There were metal buildings everywhere and the air just had an "authority" smell. [Not sure how much sense that makes].

I noticed a huge green glowing cable that was connected to a building and the other end of it was somewhere in the sky, but i couldn't see the end of it. This building had some weird equipment and machines on top and the sky became purple... like that cable did something to it.
I just started walking towards a steep road, when i had this played out in my head:
- "Hmmm i'll must tell Aly about this weird dream when i wake up... maybe the Negro caused it... Wait what?! ... THIS dream? OH YES, I'M JUST DREAMING!"

I got lucid and almost facepalmed for myself

My first thought was to try and find out where that glowing cable goes, so i would need to fly to reach it. But first, i noticed some people doing something behind a barrier.
I walked up to them and looked around. This place was filled with trash, junk and metal parts in big piles... it was like a junkyard, but there were some clear parts where the people were doing their daily things.
A guy was cooking something on an old rusty stove and others were collecting things from the junk.
[This environment just made me think more of the ridden civilization of HL2].

Who would like to live in a place like this?

I felt somewhat sad for them, but i had something else to do, so i jumped into the air and started flapping my hands the way i always get into the air. To my surprise, i just fell back to the ground soon after.
I was wondering what might be wrong, so i did it again... and again... and again.... and i did it until i fully realized, that i'm unable to fly high for some reason now.
I could only flap my hands for a short while and it got me above, but i always fell back... controlling my flying with my mind wasn't even working. [Sad, sad...].

I tried it that way that i got into the air a little bit, then gave myself and extra push by a wall nearby... i could get higher this way, but i couldn't keep it up long eough... Once i even got up to some kind of ceiling that i almost got through, but it got dark inside it and i had to wait until my vision returned.

Well, i gave up on this after that.... As i was getting a little sad, i noticed a tiger walking by... it was funny to see in this environment, but he seemed to be at home and just sit down somewhere...

I thought that if i can't fly, then i'll have to do something else... So i decided to check out the DCs more precisely and see what they are doing. I turned around to check out the cook guy, but he wasn't there anymore. I went up to the stove and grabbed the pan and played around with it a bit, then put it down.
[I forgot to put my hand on it, to try to burn my hand with it, althrough i planned it].

I was just staring at the stove, thinking about what to do, when someone stood in front of the stove again. I looked up and it was an asian girl, who had no pants on, nothing. I looked at her weirdly as this was unfitting to the scene... but then i already knew what i'll do

I was looking at her from behind as she was cooking something, then...

Spoiler for +18:

I leaned in closer and i found it extremely sexy how her pussy was moving slowly as she was moving a bit left and right while shaking the pan. I got horny by this and without hestitation i started caressing around the area with my fingers for a bit, then i put two of my fingers inside.
Just as i did this, i got overwhelmed by an orgasmic feeling, but i kept moving my fingers...

I couldn't continue for more than some seconds, because suddenly everything got black [as it happens often with scenes like this] and i was focusing on getting back my vision now. But while everything was black, i still felt the same sentation as before, which then caused my real body to feel some kind of tingling too and it just distracted me and i thought about my real body... which then caused me to wake up fully

After a short while when i was laying in bed, i had a short dream about that i was chatting with Wolfwood on some site and i was telling him about this same dream and i told him that i got lucid in the dream because the stove turned on twice instead of one.... which is not true, but lol.

[I don't usually have sexual dreams and don't usually do anything like this in lucids either... but since i lost my ability to fly, i thought i'll give in now and do it But i can never keep it up long enough, i always feel something in real too and it distracts me and the dream collapses... sigh...]
[I rarely dream about asian people, but it's getting more usual these days... probably because of the arguments on the forum about preferences...]

Non-dream Dream Lucid Dream

I recalled a couple of fragments then I became lucid for a split second before waking up. Not going to count this one as lucid.

Fragment 1:

(Very disturbing) I have been sleeping with my cousin for a while. I am in bed with her again and finally decide to put a stop to it. She is now making her pregnant husband eat coconuts which are horrible for pregnant people (in my dream they are).

Fragment 2:

I am in some kind of prison. Not literally a prison with bars and such, but my life is a prison. Some guy is about to show me the recipe to escape from the prison which involves cooking a bunch of tomatoes. Something (not sure what) makes me think I am dreaming. I am lucid for a split second then wake up.

Date: 06/07/2012
Place: My own bed
Time of getting into bed: 11.09pm

For some reason, I woke up several times in the night without remembering any dreams. However judging by my clock, it was too early for my REM cycle. I tried to WILD, but got too hot and fidgety so just slept. Upon waking after each dream later on, I was wide awake and could have got up even though it was too early. This is very rare for me! I stayed in bed and managed to slip in / out of dreams easily, remaining lucid. Several times I would catch myself in a dream as it started forming, knowing I was dreaming, but each time I wasn't asleep enough to be fully in a dream. It was very relaxing, and good practice.

Dream 1 - non lucid

I am at my friend's house (R) R tells me he just bought another cat, and I laugh because he already has 2 cats. It is a beautiful cat, with fur coloured like a leopard. I can instantly see why he had to have it. I tell him his house smells of catfood, and he gets a little offended although I didn't intend to be mean. His living room has only 3 walls, and where the other wall should be it opens up straight into the outside, and it is snowing out so all the snow is being walked into the house. It's beautiful, as it's dimly lit, maybe evening time. I am stroking his leopard cat, it seems to like it. I don't see his other cats anywhere. We are watching TV, and I decide to go and do something else, I put my coat on (a black, biker jacket) and as I walk out I see the room next to us is filled with older people (40's / 50's) and although I can't see them all (maybe 4 or 5 of them?) I see the nearest to me is a nice looking lady, well presented, a bit motherly. She is smiling happily and enjoying the TV they are all watching. I decide it is best not to disturb them as she looks so content. I try to be quiet. A woman with a clipboard comes in, looking a bit annoyed. She starts telling me to turn the TV off as I am annoying my neighbours because it is so loud, she is kind of rude so I snap back at her, telling her I have turned it off ages ago so she must be mistaken. She starts to argue but I dismiss her and walk out, a little annoyed.

Dream 2 - non lucid

I am starting my own business and looking through designs for my shop. The business is centered around lucid dreaming, but it looks like I am designing some sort of cafe with a dreaming theme.

Dream 3 - non lucid

I am shopping with my mum, in America. We are shopping in a big mall type thing, which is so big we have to drive to other parts of it. ***I HAVE VISITED THIS MALL IN ANOTHER DREAM YEARS AGO I am sure of it!!!!*** On our way into the first shop, there are small pens containing animals for sale, kids are playing with the animals, I look in and they are ferrets, crossed with little dogs. One pen is ferrets crossed with dashunds, and they look happy and calm, very pretty. The next pen is ferrets crossed with Jack Russels, they are a lot more fiesty and some roll around play fighting each other. I want one but know I can't have one. We enter the first shop, and my mum is looking for a shirt for my dad. We look through shirts that are shiny, colourful material, with badges or flowers on the breast. They give me an Indian Sari feel to them, but we know my dad would never wear anything like that. Mum finds some clothes (a shirt and jacket - plain black and white) for herself, she tries them on and they look great, so she decides to buy them. She doesn't find anything for my dad. I find some cool Pokemon badges that are only 99p. I choose a Pikachu and Raichu, my mum starts telling me I'm too old to be interested in them, but then gives up. When we go to pay, there is no cashier, so we just walk out. We get in the car to go to the next set of shops, and my mum says she will return to pay later. I tell her don't bother, it's their fault they had no-one to take the money, but she insists we will go back. In the end, we return to the shop to pay.

Dream 4 - non lucid

I am in a bathroom, or very small room with an extremely attractive young man. He is fair haired, and has piercing blue eyes. We are making out, and he asks me if I want to have sex, I say yes. We start touching each other up, while kissing and undress each other while still stood up. Suddenly my mum walks in and disturbs us, I am really pissed, but I am nice to my mum who is just asking me a stupid question. She leaves, and we start making out again, this time a little more desperately and I'm gagging for it. I wake up.

Dream 5 - non lucid - moments of lucidity.

I am at a festival, but I am alone. I decide to try and get backstage, and do this by jumping fences when no-one is looking, some guards (in suits with sunglasses on) spot me, but don't seem to do anything, I think they're on a break. I keep going, feeling mischievous and daring, and suddenly I think 'I am dreaming, so I can do whatever I want.' however I lose this lucidity as an older man stops me. He is maybe late 50s, mardy looking and a little out of shape. He might be tan coloured, or maybe indian? I can't remember. He tells me to follow him into a trailer for an exam. I don't really want to, but for some reason I feel I have no choice and follow him into the red, metal, old trailer. Inside there is nothing, and I know this is not authentic. He lays me down, saying he has to start the exam, but then starts touching my penis. I get annoyed, and try to stop him, but he insists, after a few more minutes of him trying and me resisting, I wake up.

Dream 6 - non lucid

My phone had run out of battery so I couldn't record the time, however the sun was shining through my curtains so it was pretty late, maybe 10.30, 11?

For some reason, someone I don't know, has decided that certain people (myself included) have to be put on a motorbike, given a gun and sent away. None of my friends are sent, just me so I wave goodbye sadly to them. On our bikes, the ones of us that have been chosen drive in a line through a door, and into a big hall. In here, we have to ride around, pull wheelies and shoot each other, until the time is up. Those who survive go on to the next round (a bit like battle royal) and those who die....die. I survive with ease, and the next round is we have to get rid of all the food in our little plastic cups that we each have. The food is like party food, or buffet food. For me it is salt and vinegar chip-sticks. I have loads of them and worry I will not get rid of them. As the clock starts, my friends turn up to help me, I have the idea of eating them all to get rid of them, and my friends say this is crazy, but as I start eating they disappear (obviously) so they all start doing this. The time is ticking down and I still have a few left, so I sneakily pour some into the other contestant's cups. This works, and I win. Because I did so well, I am entered for free into a horse race, I find out my horse won, and get £20 reward. I first I think it is £20,000, but no, it's £20. A guy I fancy tells me he is hungry, I'm annoyed because we just ate all those chipsticks and he's still hungry? But as I fancy him I agree to spend my £20 on getting him some food. We go to a stall, (suddenly we're in a festival field, with food stalls lined up, but we don't seem to notice or think it's weird) he browses the menu then gets 'Steak chips' This is like chips, all connected together, dipped in steak juice, with melted cheese on top. It looks amazing and I want some, but he doesn't share. This annoys me too! But because I fancy him... I let it slide. He wants to heat it up, he's starting to become a real pain, but I take him to a microwave to heat it up, he starts complaining that he can't figure it out, and I get angry and decide to do it for him. He wants to put 30 minutes on the microwave, but can't do it, I type 30 in, and it puts on an hour. He starts shouting that it is wrong, but I tell him harshly that he should just stop it after 30 minutes, and that will do. Some polish girl behind me in the queue for the microwave starts complaining that we are taking too long, and tries to reach over to cook her own food. Already pissed off, I shout at her and slap her hand away. She goes quiet but mumbles something under her breath. A man does the same further down the queue and I think of confronting him, but I'm not sure exactly what he said. Me and they guy I'm with decide to leave this place as I'm getting angry. So we get a taxi and go to a shopping centre. We pass my old college on the way, and I point it out but the guy is not interested. I start to think he's a dick and no longer fancy him. We get to the shopping centre and most, if not all the shops are shut. Now the guy complains again, saying there's no point in being here if the shops are shut. I can see lots of people sat around drinking outside the shops on tables, and suggest we go join them and just have fun, but he is having none of it. The driver asks us if we are ok, and neither of us reply as we are both in a mood. The guy I'm with tells the driver, that clearly we are not ok, and the driver says he will take us someplace else. The guy then complains that he can't afford the fayre after already being brought out here, and the taxi driver says he can just pay it when he has the money, like an IOU. This seems to work, and we drive away. I remember the taxi driver had a geordie accent, and so I concluded we must be on holiday in Newcastle.

Dream 7 - non lucid dream fragment

I am t with a bunch of friends, we are deciding what to watch on tv. One guy suggests this certain channel, because it has The Big Bang theory on 3 times, with another program on in between each BBT. I agree with him, as I like BBT. Everyone else is indifferent.


***NOTEWORTHY***
My friend R has 2 cats, but his house doesn't smell of catfood
I like Pokemon, and probably would have bought those badges in RL
I had a conversation about ferrets making good pets during the day
I recently bet on a horse, I also drive a motorbike, I've never shot a gun though!
I love chipsticks.

Date: 03/07/2012
Place: Friend's bed
Time of getting into bed: 3.21am

Dream 1 - non lucid - 8.51am

An group of older woman, 50 - 60 years, are talking about their recent holiday, and how they did nothing but drink every day, they say they would love to move abroad.

Dream 2 - non lucid

I am Robin, from Batman and Robin. I am sat with Poison Ivy, and another male comic character who is large and burly. The two are talking about how Batman is about to attack, and needs stopping. They send me to stop him, while they think of a way to stop him for good. I find him up in some roof rafters, and we start fighting each other, however this becomes very erotic due to us grabbing and rolling around with each other, and soon the dream turns into me and him having steamy, rough sex on rooftops. This goes on for some time, in quite a lot of detail. Eventually I wake up, feeling very flustered and horny.

***NOTEWORTHY***
Dream recall was terrible, but the good sex dream made up for it

1. Dream about a Renaissance-era castle of sexual perversions. Each day was a new kind, or we found something new, and we as prefects went to tell the program director that something wasn't right. It was supposed to be a school or program or something, where normal, non-perverted behaviors were modeled, and we felt we ought to tell her. We never got a chance, because the dream ended as we were waiting. I was horrified, surprised, intrigued and enthralled all at once, and I am not sure I wanted it to end.

2. Dream about various male friends/past lovers. I kept moving from one bed to another, or I would stay in the same bed but my bed-mate would switch. I was confused, and I wanted my friends to be more than friends, but something was always not quite right, or someone was unsure, or confused, or embarrassed. I wanted them to stay, or I wanted to stay, but they or I always left.

I am in a room with a huge bed with cream silk sheets. beautifully made. Cobie Smulders is lying on the bed. In the dream she is doing different positions with me, whatever I ask her to do- as if my satisfaction is the only thing for which she is living for.

*The dream abruptly ends*

This was my first really vivid lucid dream that lasted longer then a few seconds.

I've been keeping a dream journal for a lot longer then this. It has an easy 20+ entries and I rather not re-record them since they are almost always this detailed so they won't ever be on this site unless I mention them in forum posts. I mostly use a lazy version of WBTB/DILD. Also, it gets kind of awkward towards the end. Just a heads up.

Non Lucid

I was in a helicopter. There was a TV on the side of the helicopter. It was playing a news report about Norman Osborn. (a.k.a. The Green Goblin) The reporter said something like this: "Norman Osborn, the owner of Oscorp, has recently been revealed as the Green Goblin. This happened due to some footage being leaked to local news channels." While the reporter was taking images of a man with a green face and bulging, puffed up cheeks were being shown. (Apparently Osborn) The little news caption thing was "GREEN GOBLIN REVEALED"

The scene changed and I was Spider-Man. I was wearing the costume from the new movie that is coming out. I was just web swinging around tall buildings and eventually found a group of thugs on a roof. I landed on the roof and began fighting them. The style of combat was reminiscent of Arkham Asylum. Finished fighting them. Began swinging again. I distinctly remember the windows being tinted orange and swinging very close to the buildings for some reasons. There were also some moments that focused on where my web shoots hit buildings. (I know, lots of super hero related stuff. My dreams are usually about different things though)

Dream scene changed again. (happens A LOT in my dreams) I was driving on what appeared to be a highway overpass. I believe my dad was giving me directions somewhere. I get off the overpass and am going down a straight road. At the end of the road there was a long bridge. There was also a road to the right I could turn on. I was getting irritated and intended to turn right but missed it. I start on the bridge, which seemed to be stretched over the ocean. The bridge was soaked with water. It may have been raining. I was driving poorly. I remember almost hitting cars. At some point, an Asian girl appeared in the passenger seat. She was very perky and happy. It took a while but we finally made it over the bridge. We pulled over. My Dad greeted us as we got out of the car. The Asian girl cracked a joke about my poor driving which made me awkwardly laugh. I start to walk away and enter what appears to be a small medieval fort. Sort of looked like this but in the shape of a square:

I looked up towards the walkways. There were demons all over them. They were all staring down at me. I think we talked a little too. I go to cross the bridge again but it has been replaced with a zipline-type thing. I grabbed the rope and start trying to cross but the water in the ocean had been replaced by undead hands. They reached up at me and tried pulling me down. Suddenly, I turn into a Thor-like entity and am flying towards the fort with an army. I coerce the demons into a battle. My army and I control the fort. The demons have a fort on the other side of the sea of the undead. We start battle. Explosives and yelling all around.

Lucid

Suddenly out of nowhere, I obtained lucidity. The demons were flinging giant yellow spikes at us. Three of them were heading towards me. I began yelling "That's not going to work! I know I'm dreaming now!" I then held out my hand and began to psychically manipulate the spikes. I turned them around and flung them back at the demons while shouting something like, "Take these back!" I saw two more being flung at us a couple feet from where I was so I ran over there and did the same thing. Saw a giant monster looking thing emerging from the demon's fort so I did a Special Beam Cannon. (Which is weird considering I haven't seen DBZ in years)

Here is what it looks like:

I woke very briefly after this. It was about 7:30. Fell back asleep.

I was in an apartment with a sort of gangly, tall, Caucasian chick with brown hair. There may have been another person with us but they went out the front door quickly. It was early in the morning and there were orange rays of light shining in through the windows. I decided to go up to her and hug her. She responded well. We whispered romantic junk to each. We began kissing. After a while, we started looking at our clothes and getting dressed. I was dressing very well because I had to go to work. We finished and went outside. Our apartment complex was near the ocean. There was a hill and a walkway along the water. We walked for a while and parted was at an odd looking building with a ramp going up it's sides.

I believe the time of day shift. The scene changed and I was on my way to meet the chick in a field with a tree in the center. On my way to the field, I decided to tell the girl this was a dream. For some reason, I had a very strong attraction towards her. I got to the field and hugged her. There were plenty of other people in the field. I was trying to tell her but she just kept smiling and ignoring me. Also, she some how made a clone of me appear. I got frustrated and yelled out to the other people. I yelled, "Isn't anyone else dreaming right now?" A few feet away from me there was a African American man with a goatee dressed in 'gangsta' clothes who was walking with a girl. He looked over to me and smiled. He also waved.

I came close to losing lucidity and waking but I managed to stay asleep. I was then walking up to my apartment. I entered it and it looked like very different. Kind of like a fancy magazine publisher's office. The gangly girl from before started marching up to me. She was mad at me. Said I was playing around. I told her to calm down. She asked if I knew her name. I didn't. She told me it. It was my mom's name so I told her I'm not interested in girls with my mother's name. She flipped out.

The scene changed but I think I was still in the same building. There was a bar and a party going around it. I remember multi-color lights flashing. There was a huge crowd stuffed behind the counter. I noticed a blonde girl on the far left getting super drunk. I thought to myself, "And now I just have to wait until she says the H-word. 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . ." Then the drunk girl said, "Maaan, I am super horny!" Right after this a huge group of guys swarmed her, trying to have sex with her. I jumped in and grabbed her and pulled her through a door behind the bar. I slammed the door shut but a single guy got through. He had a red shirt and brown hair. I just thrust my hand towards him and shouted disappear. It took a few moments but he did vanish. The girl took off her shorts and revealed her vagina. I started rubbing it and was going to start having sex with her but I started rapidly losing lucidity. Once I couldn't hang on anymore I woke up.

6/25/12

DILD + DEILD

I was playing hockey in some rec league. I was really good. The first thing I did was take the puck from behind my net, blow past everyone, hold the last defender on my back, deek, and scored with half the net open. However, the ref said blocking out the defender was a penalty so he recalled my goal. I did the same thing 3 more times but hit post for all of them. I was getting really frustrated and then the game ended.

We were heading back to the locker rooms when I became lucid. I am talking to Val, and I follow her to the girls locker room. I keep asking her to fool around and she is stubbornly refusing. I land a few kisses and rub her leg as I wake up.

I focus on the tactile sensation of her legs and our body positions as I DEILD. I was doing a lot of foreplay because I wasn't going to let myself finish due to the mess it would probably make. I involve a 3rd girl who was around and we all have fun for awhile and I stop right when I had previously planned. Eventually I wake up.

Non-Dream Dream

I recalled 3 decent fragments and a few other one liners today.

Dream 1:

I am at an amusement park that is full of pedafiles. I am on top of a roller coaster with some asian guy and the roller coaster must have broken down because we have to climb down 1000 stories to the ground.

Dream 2:

My fiance and I acquire a lion for a pet. The lion turns on us and we are forced to set it free. We decide to do this on our street and the lion gets hit by a car.

Dream 3:

I am on vacation at some kind of country club or resort. There is a restaurant building surrounded by a large grassy area. About 100 yards from the restaurant there is a large spa with a bunch of people in it, me included. There is a man wearing a dress shirt, tie, and suit jacket fully submerged in the spa. When he gets up I can see that he has no pants on (lol) and his penis is popping out under his suit jacket. After the penis show, I head up the hill to the restaurant and meet my fiance. I am wearing a bad-ass robe. I make out with my fiance in our booth at the restaurant until the staff tells us to go to the sex room in the back. Awesome...

Moments later I find myself on the roof of the restaurant (alone). I roll off of the roof onto the grass. My mom brings me into the restaurant and I have to help our chef find some magical ingredients to save the day (or to save me, not too sure here).

Other dream snippets:

-Bowling on a Friday night
-I was back on Pam Ln again (childhood home)
-I went on a hike and there was a snake

So I took a WILD nap today.

I find myself bouncing from too much awareness to losing consciousness. I would start to get slight vibrations and tremors. A few times I felt my head pick up and slam down. My body switched a few times. All this jolted me back to too much wakefulness. So I kinda let go and almost give up on it. That must have been enough. Because suddenly I find myself with the beginnings of SP. So I tried focusing on my head but what I ended up doing is rolling my eyes back. It worked like a magic button. Immediately got full SP. Not so much in my legs though. Mostly my head and arms. But still this was it!

The vibrations subsided and I heard a loud high pitch shrieking tearing sound as I felt the top half or my body slip out of itself. I try to get out of bed but I legs wont work. I lean over the side of the bed but my legs are glued into place and my body is on the floor. I try to move my legs but they are paralyzed. I look around but I see with one eye the mirror on the wall and with the other eye the carpet on the floor. My dream hand feel the floor. I think "I am lucid but I'm just halfway in my body!"

I jolt back awake. I don't move. I just roll my eye back and boom! SP again. Then I feel myself sit up out of my body with the same indescribable sounds. And my legs and feet are still stuck.
I wake up.

I repeat the whole thing several times not giving up and a little surprised I can keep it going.

I heard the shrieking tearing sound again. And then something else like many people running or a subway car on the tracks. So this time I visualized a subway station. I looked at my feet and just like in the Matrix and saw it all rush to me and my feet touched the subway floor.

Now to be honest. There is a lot here that I forgot. The feeling and flashes that I remember is just me running around like a lunatic being overly happy that I am finaly lucid again. I feel like a god in my personal universe. I feel so powerful. (I'll have to learn some control)

(Also this lucid dream was very non-vivid. Almost as if you were just sitting and fantasizing about whatever. That's how dull the visuals were. And probably why I forgot parts. I did at least have some very real physical sensations.)

Then of course, I get horny. I walk into the womens locker room. Shower. I hear a woman scream. But the shower is empty. I keep looking and hear little girly shrieks. I run to another room and see a bath tub shower curtain. I move the shower curtain and it sounds like little girls but they run like a vampires. Like flesh colored streaks. They are just so ethereal and ghostly. I look for them and cant find them. One went behind me and one strait through the wall in the shower. I turn around and see a sink and mirror and door in the direction the one went but the door is boarded over and shut.

Wait! What the hell? These are little girls anyway and thats gross. I'm lucid and I'm waisting it on being horny!?

I look around again. OMG MIRROR TOTM! I walk to the mirror and look closely at myself. I am whereing a plain grey hoodie. My face and hair look pretty much normal. For some reason I am making really crazy looking faces at myself but I don't feel it on my face. I look closer and I look normal but not normal. Kinda blurry.

OK enough. Go into the mirror. CAN'T. SOLID! I move back the mirror got smaller. Like the size of my laptop screen. I look and find another mirror on the wall. I place my head into. SOLID. I press really hard. I feel something give and I look around but it is just black darkness and then I am pushed back out. I try again but it solid once more. I notice that I can feel no sensation on my head so I really am dreaming. I wont why I can do in. I move back. No I am holding the mirror and there is a giant wall mirror behind a metal rack thing. I look at myself again. Trying to clear things up and really see. I look the same with a goofy expression. I press my head in again. SOLID.

I begin I wake. I feel myself in bed. I thought I felt my wife moving around and thats why I woke up. I assumed she came home from work and found me napping so she joined me. I later realized my logic was totally wrong and I was still asleep.

I went for the SP again. I rolled my eyes back in my head and concentrated on my skull. Yep get the tingles but as strong. Then I thought about what I was going to do which got me thinking about the whole experience and how I was starting to forget is all.

I wake up for real this time. Alone and it had only been 2hrs.

06.22.2012

Give Me a Dollar (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Inside a random school building, and I believe I'm at an auditorium. I forget what is going there, but there are quite a few dream characters listening to someone.

Whatever event happened ends, and I believe I get out of the building to go do something, then I forget I left something at the auditorium looking place.

It was dark, so it was hard to tell if it really was one, anyway, I go back and I find that one guy that looked like Spencer from "The King of Queens" (the sitcom) is responsible of containing lost material.

Apparently, some girl to the side of me that I can't remember too well told me about him, and as I'm going to speak to him, she interrupts me and says,

"Give me a dollar."

"Hold on," I replied while putting my up my hand. I talk to the Spencer looking guy, and he starts showing me what I left behind. I get the stuff back, and then I have a dream shift to where I'm near a school bus.

It's pretty difficult trying to get inside of the bus, and I basically spend nearly 30 seconds or so looking like a complete idiot trying to climb up to the entrance of the bus. You literally have to take one arm, lift yourself up, and then find a place to plant your opposite feet just to get a small boost.

The bus starts, which prompts the others to start as well, and I still haven't gotten inside the bus as yet!

So I'm left dangling with my hands holding tightly at the edge of the entrance to get inside the bus. After a few seconds, I managed to pull myself up. This bus is really small, like build for only 2-3 people at most, excluding the bus driver.

I glance over to see some lady trying to run after the bus, and apparently she's some kind of assistant for the bus driver since I heard her screaming at the top of her lungs that she's supposed to get on there as well.

The bus driver ignores her though, and I only remember standing for a while inside the bus, but not sitting down.

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06.22.2012

Small Flood (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I believe this dream goes with the first dream. I find myself shifted to a place that feels like home. I go inside, and my father invited a few of his friends to hangout and have a drink. There's probably 3 men I recognize.

Let's just nickname them "W," "R," and "C."

R is basically standing there relaxing, and probably speculating about something because he looks a bit spaced out from my view. W is sitting down, and he looks pretty chilled as well, and he tries to ask me a question, but like the other girl in the previous dream, I tell him to hold on a little bit.

I go up to C, an adult I played tennis a few times with outside the realm of being in tennis teams in High School.

Anyway, C tells me that I've lost some weight since the last time we met, which is probably just my mind telling me that I really lost a few pounds.

I forget what I say in response, but the conversation eventually ends. Then I realize that the floor I'm walking on, it's flooded with water. It's as high as my ankles, and I decide to go upstairs.

There hasn't been a house that I remember having a two story, except for one, but it was a really small area to be in, so technically it was still a one story house.....meh whatever.

I have a few dream bits that somehow get incorporated with this dream. I see Kakashi when he was much younger from the Kakashi Gaiden arc or whatever you call it from Naruto Shippuden.

Seems Kakashi is trying to protect something wrapped in white cloth, I would presume it's a baby safely contained with open space to breathe of course. Seems he and a few other shinobi are trying to send these babies or containers for them somewhere else.

They're stored in what looks like a random house, and the most apparent feature of the place were the shelves with books.

I think Obito was there as well, but things went a little fast for me.

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06.22.2012

Demon/Incubus Version of Me? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Seems I'm engaging in some kind of Call Of Duty: War at War-esque type of dream. I believe I'm a spectator most of the time, but I have moments where I'm shooting people as well.

The area resembles the "Cliffside" map in COD:WAW, but the thing that makes it different is that the bases inside look completely new compared to old, dark, and ancient look from the actual game map. It almost felt like being inside a mini locker room.

I don't recall myself dying at all, and I do some weird things too, like lifting dead bodies and using a person's weapon to kill a few people, but that itself is something I'm not sure of.

I continue doing this until I probably get bored decided to spectate for a while. I'm inside from of the bases, and after I've seen that people aren't coming it as frequently, I see a woman come in.

She looks a lot like a girl who was from my art class that I thought was really cute.

It's call her "Allis" for my own sake.

Spoiler for 18+:

I get this urge to just grab her as soon as she comes in. She falls on the floor, and she's wearing black lingerie. She's a bit shocked at first, but she smiles at me, prompting me to do the same.

I feel something weird, I feel like I went through some kind of transformation. It took a while for to realize the effects, but in the mean time, I slowly advanced to her and gently slide my penis inside of her vagina.

Both of my hands are on the sides of her shoulder, not touching though. I begin thrusting her, and I see her close her eyes and moaning in pleasure.

I kind of feel how it's like to be inside her, but the sensations seemed to be suppressed, so all I feel is a nice slippery sensation.

Sucks being a virgin...

Anyway, while I'm thrusting her, I get her into the doggy-style position, and this time, I change my perspective to where I see the lower regions of my body. I can still see myself thrusting her vigorously, and my skin is blue.

Wait....I slowly look up a bit, now I have abs.....still humping Allis like an animal....then I look up and I see myself with purple wings and slightly bigger afro than I do now in waking life.

My eyeballs are yellow, and my pupils are black, and the Sclera is black as well. I have one mark below each eye going vertically, and they're red marks too.

They don't go all the way down, I'd say maybe 1-3 inches long. Sweet, guess I'm a demon. I can't be an incubus because Allis was sleeping, or maybe I managed to share a dream with her and have my way with her....hmmm...she liked it, so I guess it's not so bad.

So much for morals and ethics.

After thrusting her, I decided to go after her anally. Damn it, just doing it in the vagina was just fine Link......

I tried to forced it in, because deep down (now that I'm recalling this dream), I hated this bitch in waking life. I knew she liked me (maybe I'm just being full of myself right now), but she was always a bitch and tried to make herself look like she's all that, sure she was nice to me, but meh.

Okay, enough of that little confession. I see that forcing it isn't going to help, so I rub my cock a little bit around the rim of her asshole, and slowly push it in.

After that, I barely feel any sensations of a nice tug inside me. Think the dream fades after that.

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06.22.2012

Middle School Again... (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm in a Middle School environment all over again, more specifically, Thornton Middle School in Texas. Some parts are a little different, but the section with different food selections and all that is still preserved like in other dreams I've had about this school.

I wait in line to get the side meals for the foam tray we're using to contain it. One of the servers, who was a male, looks young, like he's probably still in college, asks me if I wanted another part of the meal added. I kept saying yes because all of the food looked pretty damn good.

While I'm waiting in line, I arrange the food properly, and even took a little bite out of the french fries on the tray. It seems the line I'm in, the supply of the main meal is already done, so we have to move to another line, but there isn't anything interesting.

I get out of the line, look around for other sections, and I see there's a soda machine. I get a foam cum and start filling it up with Sprite, even though the logo for the part that I'm getting the Sprite from said "Asian."

In fact, all of the soda names were "Asian."

I was this close from doing a reality check, but assumed it was just some prank.

Command & Conquer 2150:
The whole dream centered around me playing several missions of a game which was like a mix of C&C and Earth 2150. I remember playin on several maps and once a long time ago I had a similar dream. Each map (I think there were 3 in that dream) I was playing a different faction with a different color. The first one I played was yellow and GDI-like, the second was blue I think and the third was green and was much like the ED from Earth 2150, their base was located in a dark spot in a wastelend hidden behind walls.

Snake fight:
It was a long dream and the first thing I remember was being in a big cavern. There were pipes running along the ceiling and there was a blue glowing lake covering the ground. I had a fight against 2 huge snakes which apparently where somehow related to Orochimaru (from Naruto). I managed to remove their balance and make them fall into the water which made them dissolve immediately. Then there was a reference that this water had a similar effect on them like empty water on normal lifeforms. After that the dream was pretty hazy but I remember being in something that looks a little like a city in the sky and there was a latias doing something.

Spoiler for Additional Pleasure (Strong Sexual Content):

I remember being on a bed in an unknown room and I had fun with my girlfriend, though at this point it was pretty undetailed. Some minutes later I suddenly had a pussy and my girlfriend used a vibe on me, and when it went in as deep as possible I came really hard, and my member blasted its load several meters through the room against the radiator under the window. So wrong and perverted, even writing this feels weird. Yet it felt at least really good. I honestly wonder what made me dream this.

I find myself in a random bedroom with a really skinny girl. I'm on top of her and were making. Out heavily. It's obvious that she wants me inside cause were both naked from the waist down. I slide it in a few inches and she's moaning and screaming that quick. I give a few thrusts in attempt to not go beyond that depth and she tells me she wants it deeper. I push it in even more and she goes crazy. She screams no. And seconds later she says she wants more of it.

At this time my best friends walk in and I say "is this what you wanted to see!!!?". I move over a bit so of they wanted to see me inside her they could get all the details.

These clowns stay there and so I leave. The girl follows me and tells me that she doesn't want me to leave. I want to Lund the shit out of her. But she's already said "no" once. Legally if I do anything else, it's rape, no matter how much she wants me. I head off while thinking how dumb this chick must be as the dream fades. The last scene I rember was an orange grove.