I was at my friend S's birthday party. I became lucid here and was trying to accomplish tasks. S's dad was modeling the weapons that his comic characters use in his comic. He was really happy. Some of them even worked though. I don't remember much of what I did though. I remember I was eating a lot of popcorn and pizza to stabilize. I ended up not accomplishing any tasks and having a false awakening. I think my dad was there and he got mad for one reason or another. I was playing chess with a DC for one reason or another. (Or at the very least setting the board up.) ... Dang messed up recall. This is the next portion that I can remember and this is the end. I manifest in the parking lot of my middle school, and I am already at a very high level of lucidity. I didn't have a car, but I found a metal ruler in the parking lot. I picked it up and felt it to stabilize. I felt something calling me inside of my middle school. I generally have a very negative connotation with the place, and figured that the ruler might be useful as a weapon if I encounter some unfriendly characters in there. I walk in. The front room looks like a diner with a big line. I have the inkling Manei might be around here somewhere. I look around and try to find her. I don't see her but I am approached by an old woman. She tells me to forgive her for it being so crowded in here, but that things have been busy lately. I follow her into another room that looks like the school cafeteria where she asks me to sit down. "Do you know what this place is? Do you know what goes on here?" "Looks like an underfunded middle school, just like it always has..." "This is a little more important. Do you know what happened in your past... She talked for a little bit. She wasn't really making a lot of sense to me, it was all this spiritual stuff again. I remember still having the ruler on me at that point and feeling it to keep the dream going. At one point, she got out a white binder and opened to a page. There was a sheet with 5 symbols in four rows next to blank boxes. She asked me to remember the very last symbol as it was important somehow to getting into another dream that I needed to have with the woman. "Okay, Let me draw that so I can remember it." I get a pen and paper and get ready to draw it (also perfect set-up for Bloblularwindmil's dare if I were thinking clearly.) But then I sneezed in the dream and woke up. I forgot the symbol. Interpretations: More cryptic spiritual stuff. Great.
I was sent away to live in this weird city under a dome ruled over by a strange bald man. He only appeared to the people on Saturdays. The other days, other people were in charge of administering justice. They were referred to as "Pharisees". I had three friends, all girls. We had been brought forcibly to the city together. One girl was young, one was just slightly younger than me and the other was just my age. The laws in the city were terribly hard to keep, and if you broke any of them, horrible punishments were enacted on you. I got into trouble, but I sought an audience with the bald ruler. I told him that it had been revealed to me that soon everything outside the domed city would be destroyed, but everything within would be saved. Therefore, I asked permission of him to go out into the surrounding desert and gather cactus plants, which we could replant after everything was destroyed. He allowed me to. During our entire meeting, my nose ran incessantly. I couldn't stop it.
05.09.2012Fun with Rulers (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I'm in the English Pre-AP/K-level class I was in my freshmen year of High School. The teacher was the same as well, tall blonde guy. Let's call him Mr. A. While everyone is sitting in actual seats in class, I'm in front listening to everyone, but I don't think they really mind me just sitting there. I'm not even sure if they saw me. While Mr. A is trying to read some stuff to the class (he's sitting down on a chair between some rows of students) and there's this Asian girl who speaks....well, ASIAN, and the Asian guy in front of her was mimicking her. Mr. A looks at him, and the guy immediately quiets down, and he continues reading more random information to the class, and then the Asian girl started to get annoying, and the teacher looks at her to make her quiet down as well. After he's done talking, I think I'm on the right side of class this time, and he comes up to me and hands me a survey. Wait....what? I take it, and I start filling out some of the Teacher Evaluation questions. Then I started to get lazy and marked "B" for everything (B was the second positive answer you could pick, and he was a cool teacher my freshmen year as well). I give it to him, and then I see some people turning some assignment. Oh crap..... I go check to see what it was, and it seems pretty simple, just make a simple bar graph with a ruler. Boy was I wrong..... I get a light green transparent ruler, and one random sheet. I was being stupid, and I made a X and Y axes on a bar graph that was already made. I had difficulty making a straight light, and I swear the ruler was shifting in form or something, not by a lot, but just enough to make me question what's wrong with the ruler. I ditched using that sheet, and I get a blank one, I tried making two straight lines come together for another graph set-up, but again, still having trouble making straight lines. Then I looked to Mr. A about the situation, and he said I need to complete the assignment now because it's due today. I start panicking (STOP PANIC!), I can't make a fucking graph for freaking sake!!!! I started to scream at Mr. A for making me do an assignment when I'm not even part of the class. Lmaoo....xD_________________________05.09.2012Fajitas (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I'm going inside a fast food place, and I decide to get some Fajitas, don't know how I can get Fajitas at a store that sells mostly burgers, fries, basic stuff. This isn't a Hispanic Restuarant link....... I go up to the cash register person, and they say it'll cost $7.56..screw that. I tell them, "Oh, never mind..." I go outside, and there's some kind of dance fest or soemthing where one person stands on some symbol on the ground, and start busting some moves. People were watching one guy that was closer to me than the one further away. I guess he was trying to have sex with the air, because all he did was do pelvic thrusts and humping the air along with weird snake like dancing. I go into a random house, apparently it's mine, and before I go in, I see two dogs near the set of stairs I'm on. I try to get their attention, and they get closer to me, then I see a lady come in the hallway, and she sees what I'm doing. I close the door, but I know the lady is going to come and knock on the door to ask what happened. I forgot what I said, but after we talked, I closed the door and she goes on her way.
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I had a dream last night that I was in a kingdom. The kingdom was surrounded by empty space and if you walked off the edge, you would fall into nothingness. I first remember being a person of royal blood in the castle but I'm not sure how or to whom. For some reason there was a queen who would decide who would be king and she was going to pick this one guy who was well known in the kingdom (I was not, I had no attention from others). I went into a room with the man and the queen and before she picked him, she picked me. After that, I never saw her again in the dream, but I was given the status of king. The other man was now general and left the kingdom to fight our enemies which I heard were Orcs but I never saw any. My subjects never payed any attention to me despite the fact that I was king. I later found a guitar that was given to me because I was now king. It had guitar hero buttons at the top (5 buttons: green red yellow blue, orange was not there) that all lit up when I pressed them (Idk why, I haven't played much guitar hero since I got a real guitar 3 years ago). The guitar had a shiny black neck, sparkling red body, and the strings on it only went from the 15th fret to the 23rd fret, the rest of the guitar neck had no strings or frets, only the 5 guitar hero buttons at the top and the strings at the bottom 9 frets. There was an amp that was an ordinary amp. It was black and about 2 feet tall and 2 feet wide. I was excited about my new guitar and amp and started playing. I could only make higher pitched notes so basically all I did was fast solos. Random people in the kingdom started liking me and enjoyed my presence. Looked like this kinda except with the guitar hero buttons I mentioned earlier and the frets. I brought the guitar with me on my back everywhere I went. People started doing anything I said and if I wanted someone to come to me for aid with something, I would play and they would come. I am not that good at playing a guitar in real life but when I thought of a guitar solo sound in my head, my fingers played it. In the kingdom I walked around for many hours playing guitar and talking to people. I remember one of the craziest parts of my dream was when on the side of the castle, there was a bus/RV that had about 10 people on top playing drums and trumpets and guitars and singing (it looked just like the intro to rock band 1 when they were all on the bus. I grabbed my guitar and amp and hooked it up and ran to the top of the RV and started playing with them but they all stopped and stared in amazement. I enjoyed all this fun in my kingdom but then it came to a halt. There was a new enemy, my friend Jon who wanted me removed from the kingdom (he is one of my good friends so idk why he was the bad guy). He started making disasters in the kingdom like fires and he lied to people about me. He soon had control over all the guards and most of the people and some of whom were good friends of mine. I had 3 friends that didn't betray me who were not real people I know in real life just dream projections. I was arrested and taken to a room of the castle that had no ceiling and high castle stone walls around me with a gate. I heard an evil voice over the intercom say that I was going to be out of their way soon. I was very depressed. My kingdom was taken from me, my guitar and amp were taken, nobody believed me or trusted me, and I hadn't heard from my 3 friends for a long time. I then ran to the gate and saw another subject that used to like me and he told me to get back traitor! I told him the story of how I was being set-up and he said he still doesn't believe me. I then said, "Trust me". He then said okay I will and opened the gate. From then on anytime I told someone to trust me they did. I ran through the castle and encountered 2 more guards who I told to trust me and they did. I knew I had to get to my guitar and amp. I got to a room near the RV (the last place I remembered playing the guitar) and grabbed it in a hurry. I heard guards coming and knew I had to get away. I ran outside and saw the RV along with the 3 friends I saw before. I started climbing up the RV and saw the guards in the distance coming through the hallways of the castle. I told my friends, hurry! Plug in the amp! They were setting up the amp when a guard grabbed my ankle just when I got to the top of the RV. He said, "you are under arrest for crimes against our kingdom!" I told him I did nothing wrong and I was innocent and then told him to trust me and he did and let go. I climbed up onto the RV and started playing as the guards started surrounding the RV. I could see Jon's face on a TV screen above the castle and he had been watching me the whole time with an evil grin until that moment. He looked at me with shock when I started my guitar soloing. Everyone stopped and stared in awe. I was back. I then told them that I was set-up by Jon and this was all a lie. They then were happy for my return to the throne and I climbed down from the RV and went into the castle to see Jon. He was sitting on a couch in a small room watching a TV screen with a security camera view on it. He was throwing a temper tantrum and shouting "its not fair!" over and over like villains do on TV. I decided it would be fun to ride on the RV again and play guitar and shouted hey everyone, lets go back to the RV! Everyone followed (except Jon) and I climbed up on top and got ready. I saw my dad near the amp plug and told him to plug my amp into an electrical outlet on the side of the RV. He grabbed the cord and started going to the outlet and then I heard the sound of a fan (my portable heater in my room) and everything started getting brighter slowly. I knew in that moment I was waking up. I shouted to everyone that I was leaving and that I would most likely not be coming back. They all waved bye and I slowly woke up. So much adventurous detail I can't remember was in there on the part where I was running through the halls looking for my guitar but I do not remember much of it. I had realized I was dreaming a few times and was lucid a handful of times but it lasted for 5 seconds each time and I don't remember those parts very well. (I know, I know, too much colorful text )
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