non-dream dream semi-lucid lucid FA / AP Living in my mom's apartment and I still have stuff left in the apartment in front of her where I lived, namely some dishes and cups. I still have the key to the place, although it was already sold, but I think it's still empty so I go in. Turns out the new owner is having lunch with friends and when they see me coming in, they all come to the door looking concerned. Then they get really upset when they see me. I explain the situation and say I am sorry. They agree to hand me my stuff but they are angry that I just barged in. I notice one of the guy's at the lunch table is Vladimir Putin. I want to say something angry at him, but I swallow my own anger. I try to make peace with the new owners by saying I have some fruit I'd like to offer them. They are not interested and walk me to the door. Then Putin also gets up, hooks up with some girl and they are also leaving. He is followed by a bodyguard. But the bodyguard passes in front of me and goes out the door, leaving Putin right beside me. He seems drunk and he gropes my ass. So I lose my shit and I grab his hand, twist his arm and I make a choke hold. He can't move. I call all his shit to his face and pull his arm higher to hurt him. At first he was laughing like "what are you doing, girl?" but when he starts feeling the pain and he calls for his bodyguard. I choke him fither to shut him up. He doesn't die, I just hurt him a bit while I tell him what I think of him.
Lucid with Jamie but not sure. I was walking outside of my house? Became lucid randomly. It was night out. I realized I wanted to find Jamie. I had passed a car previously. I turned around to find it but it was gone. I went to the driveway a bit past where the car was parked. A Really old red VW Beetle was parked there (Days later in waking life on the face book swap/n/buy for my are an old red VW beetle was listed. precog dream???). I checked my pocket and had a key. The key looked like an old house key. I acted as if it as the car key. I sat down in the car found a place for the key to turn and went through the motions of starting the car and it worked. I drove downtown in a generic dream city that was like calgary or parts of Toronto. I started saying Jamie's full name out loud. Came to a basket ball court. Saw a Woman standing there with pink dyed hair and brown eyes. Didn't quite look like Jamie but the feeling was that it was her. I pulled up and said Hop in. Jamie looked at me with recognition, and got in the car. Initiated a casual greeting kiss. She acted natural with it. i was very lucid and started with questions. I asked, "Do you read my dreams?" She said "no." and i was shocked at the answer. But it wasn't her anymore. I was talking to a little yappy dog. and it was speaking a different language. I kept asking the same question. It said something like :Yes, and then : no. i was pretty flustered and woke up. Putin Yes, because of the war I started having these dreams while falling asleep. First is a black area and I just see Putin's face. He is angry and says, "I will push with this war into World war 3." Then i can see an explosion reflected in his eyes and then his face. Second dream he had barbed wire around his neck and is choking. From sanctions no doubt?
I was at some kind of major event on a city square. I think the city was Barcelona. There were LOADS of people. The person sitting next to me just so happened to be the one and only Vladimir Putin. We talked a bit, and he seemed like a really cool guy. I asked him how likely we were to get a nuclear war between Russia and the West. I guess I wanted to assuage my recent fears of nuclear holocaust. In the end, I grabbed his hand and took off to give him an aerial tour of the city (!!). I flew over the city a bit (another massive square), making a wide turn (I was surprised I pulled it off, I'm not the best at maneuvering in mid-flight) and returning to where we came from.
My dream father was President Trump. We were in another country (Likely Finland), as my dad was getting prepared for an important meeting. I noticed a lot of garbage was lying around in this room that important leaders were soon to meet in, so I decided to help maintenance clean it up during some down time. I recall scraping off a thick layer of grease from what appeared to be a pickup truck bed. After a few minutes' work we all left the place to go to the assigned meeting place. So now I am in a van with Trump driving, Vladimir Putin riding shotgun, me behind Trump, Putin's wife next to me, and brother behind me. Putin's wife in this dream was a creepy old hag who cared about nothing but her appearance and that she was better than everyone else. Trump and Putin were talking it up in the front seat, but Putin's wife silenced Putin for talking too much and getting friendly with the enemy. That was kind of the point of the meeting was to try to ease America-Russia relations and work out peace, but she wanted none of it. She then asked me some questions about how old I am, and what I do for work. She said I smelled horribly and should be ashamed. She asked how I could be in her presence with the how bad I smelled. She said she was the most powerful woman in the world and that I should leave her sight. I tried to defend myself saying I took a shower and used deodorant and fragrance in the morning, but she just responded that I should have applied it again before entering her presence. She then reached in for a kiss, but I pulled away because #1 gross and #2 I felt she was trying to kill me. She tried a couple of times and eventually landed one mostly on my cheek. I scooted as far away from her as possible and a moment later I felt a numbing sensation start on my cheek and a bit of my lips. I knew it! She tried poisoning me with her lipstick. (See Doctor Who for where this idea came from) I immediately called out to my father that we needed to get to a hospital straight away because Putin's wife tried to kill me. Putin sighed in frustration and we sped up looking for a doctor.
Have had several dreams over the last two weeks. Can't remember the exact dates of them though. I have a few more besides these three that I want to type up too. I'll get them typed up when I get some more time. Exact Date Unknown Normal Dream: "Its prehistory, brother!" Series: The Mind of a Gamer, Episode 8 I started playing a video game in the dream and soon was "inside" the the game. It was an open world game with various missions, much like Grand Theft Auto. Only, the setting was in prehistoric times. The plant life was huge, and cavemen were the human population. Also, many dinosaurs roamed the world. I was running down these various paths of yellow-ish sand that formed the road. There was a radar on my watch that also displayed in the top corner of my view. Apparently, I was sent back in time, so I had several present day gadgets, etc. Also, several other present day humans had been sent back in time and I was searching for them. I followed the radar and came upon a wooden shack. I entered the shack and could see my game character's girlfriend tied to a wooden chair. As I untied her, I heard a familiar voice from the back of the cabin, "It's prehistory, brother!" The back door was kicked open with a bang and out walked Hulk Hogan. He was decked out in caveman gear and had a bone in his famous handle-bar mustache. I tried several different attacks on him, like smashing a chair over his head and throwing these ninja star-like bones at him. Nothing seemed to damage him, it only slowed him down. Somehow, I knew that he would 1HKO me if he caught me, so I kept my distance. Finally, I just decided to run away after knocking him off-balance with another chair. My girlfriend followed me as we ran down the road. I had to fight a couple raptors that were patrolling the path we were on. I had a bone-club the size of a baseball bat and it worked well on them. Hogan was following us still, but he wasn't very fast. We came to a clearing when I felt/heard the pounding of some "Jurassic Park vibrations." I then realized that I had to lure Hogan into the jaws of a T-Rex while avoiding both 1hko scenarios. I spotted the T-Rex approaching from one angle and hogan from the other. Right when we were all three about to collide, the power cut out in my dream. I immediately tried to remember when I had last saved. While I was waiting for the power to cut back on, I either woke up or forgot the rest of the dream. Series Details With the dream series, "Mind of a Gamer," the gaming world and the dreaming world collide to produce a lucid paradise. Read as I take video game scenarios to the next level. Stay tuned for more entries to the series! Exact Date Unknown Lucid Dream 528: Disney by Putin Series: Land of Dreams, Episode 18 DILD Technique: ADA I can't remember much about the start of the dream. First thing I remember, I'm at an indoor theatre. It is pretty dark and loaded with people. As I look around, I can't figure out where I am or what I am doing there. I immediately become lucid after this thought. All of the people have now become large stuffed animals. Mostly bears, but some are other animals. I noticed that every single one of them is looking in my direction. It was a bit creepy. They also keep shifting positions whenever I wasn't looking at them When they started all getting closer to me, I decided it was time to just exit that theatre, lol. I flew up to the door and left. I now noticed I was in Disney World, but it was located in an old school Communist Russia setting. There were soldiers posted at every line for the rides/attractions. I could see people being yelled at and punished for being to loud or not standing in straight lines. I also saw some signs that were anti-screaming/shouting signs and said, "Enjoy rides on the inside," and had a picture of cheering crossed out. I just walked around and observed this bizarre scenario. There were gun vendors and drug dealers set up everywhere. Though, these were all hidden from plain sight due to the large amount of military soldiers patrolling the area. After walking around a bit and seeing nothing too interesting, besides some giant headshots of Putin with ridiculous quotes that I can no longer remember, I decided to try and find the Rainforest Cafe. I figured it would be awesome in a dream. I took flight, but felt the dream slipping. I awoke soon later. Series Details In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What will I do? These are the dreams that fit into no particular category. Stay tuned for more entries to the series! Exact Date Unknown Lucid Dream 529: Road Trip-y Series: Friends, Episode 15 DILD Technique: ADA I was at Walmart and walked by a woman opening one of the freezers. Suddenly, a dead body fell out as she let out a scream. I tried to make my way through the crowd of on-lookers. When suddenly a guy behind the crowd got crushed to death. The room from the Call of Duty:AW map, Bio Lab, that lowers down part way through the game had came down in walmart and crushed him. The store started to panic from all the deaths, so I just left. I was semi-lucid during this time and became fully lucid outside in the parking lot. I looked around for something to do when I spotted Brandon and Mike getting into his SUV. I ran over and hopped in as well. Wilson was in the back seat too. Brandon was in the driver's seat, but we were all kind of driving the vehicle with our minds. We began a sideways slide and drove in a giant looping circle. As we slid, we passed through houses, trees, and other objects like glitching through objects in a video game. While we were passing through the objects, they became clear with lines outlining their structure. Much like a video game glitch. After doing a few loops, we straightened out the car and began driving on the road. The road had now turned trippy and colorful. It reminded me of Rainbow Road from Mario Kart. After driving on it for a while, I decided to fly the car. I lifted it up and flew just a few feet above the street. Everyone else took over the flying as I laid on my back and looked at the roof. We were now in a large RV. I used my mind to start peeling back the roof of the RV as I wanted to look at the sky as we drove. Once I peeled off the metallic roof, I could see the blue sky and clouds passing by as we drove. I started playing the "cloud game" as I relaxed. The cloud game is simply cloud gazing and using your mind's creativity to make a picture out of the shape of the cloud. We used to play it a lot during baseball practice back in high school and college. After relaxing a bit, I sat up and started flying the car again. Soon we were flying over flat ground and the environment began to look like a PS1 style video game graphics. We were flying over low resolution video game characters. They were playing various sports. One group was playing baseball. I spotted Babe Ruth in the group. Not sure how I knew it was him since it was low resolution. Anyway, the homerun fence was actually just a plateau to a higher elevated area. On this area, there was a football game being played. We eventually flew over another plateau and there was a basketball game being played. It was the UNC Tarheels and Jordan was on their team. The next plateau we reached had Jordan playing for the Bulls. I decided to control him with my mind. He performed a sick dribble move and then jumped cartoonishly high in the air and dunked the ball while his shoes ignited into flames. Much like NBA Jam characters. I forgot some of the dream here, but next thing I remember, I was inside a house and I kicked a random toy on the ground and it hit a passerby in the eye. He looked at me and said, "It's ok, now I look like the toy!" I looked and the toy had one eye open and one eye closed like the guy. I woke up sometime after this, but can't remember much more of the dream. Series Details In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!
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