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Original entry dated April 13th, 2002:

My friends and I were battling giant robotic ponies in the mall. It was a sort of laser-tag type setup, only less fun and more deadly. Our foes looked like giant My Little Ponies with googly-eyes that shot lasers, so they were REEEEALLY creepy.

*THUD THUD THUD* "AAAH! GIANT ROBOTIC PONY! ...aww... it has a butterfly on its butt!"

In the battle all of us had skills, MUD-style, that we had to use and train to develop proficiency in. There was a kickass hoverbike with cannons on it that I couldn't ride because my Cycling skill was only at 20%. So instead I had a sorry-assed excuse for a pistol that did about as much damage as, say, a squirt-gun.

I don't remember the rest, I think the dream just sort of fizzled out, and then I had a really sad dream but I don't remember what it was abou

NON-DREAM
DREAM
LUCID

First, I am walking down a narrow alley near my school with my sister. We walk past a gray pitbull with white patches. The pitbull is laying in the gutter looking very content. When we walk by it stands up and starts trotting after us. When I reach a section of the narrow path that requires going past a long haired collie in a dog crate, the pitbull manages to get my leg in it's mouth. (I am wearing jeans and sneakers, btw). The pitbull is not aggressive, and does not bite hard, but my mom and sister are still worried. I try to tell them the dog is trained to do this (IDK why though)


The dream skips, and now a few of the ponies from Friendship is Magic are walking along a path trying to avoid something. Later, they're all in bed, but the thing they're trying to avoid is still there. They all sing "Hush Now, Quiet Now" to try to scare it away. The singing order, I believe, goes Apple Bloom, Applejack, and Sweetie Belle. Rainbow Dash is also there but she doesn't talk or sing.

I believe this part of the dream actually comes before the My Little Pony dream, but I'm not sure. I am playing a video game and I am on the last mission where I have to get the main character (who looks like Ness from Earthbound, only taller) to a time machine within a time limit. I have to run through what looks like an office and jump over obstacles. The time machine looks like a small TV or computer monitor with blue static.

Lastly, I am bowling and using the gutter guards. A boy in the alley is taking interest in some wierd things about me. I grab a peice of buffalo fried chicken and eat it while bowling.

So basically let me explain a few things before I start. I am a Brony, a male fan of the My Little Pony Friendship is Magic series on tv. I am 15 years old turning 16 next month. I am also a heterosexual just to clear up any confusion. So here is the dream:

It was a night of fun at my friends Barbeque, until the night became even more magical. Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony flew from Equestria (when she doesn't even have wings) to my home to meet me and my friend. My friend didn't know I was a brony at the time, so he was insanely confused. I was excited as you might imagine (lol). But basically what happened after that I sadly do not remember.

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Dream #2:

I had been assigned to going to the library during my summer break for insanely low grades. (Not true, this is apart of the dream). So when I had gotten to the library that night, there were people arguing about being there (as always lol) and you know, just the norm. So it's late and I was just texting on my phone. Till something happen where everything went blank and time went forward about 3 hours. So I had to go to a teacher for some information on what just happened. She called my half dressed English teacher from 8th grade from the other room. (I'm a Sophomore by the way haha). So she calls my mother for some reason to pick me up. So I was watching out the window for my mom to come. She finally does, but she parks under a moving semi and calls me out. By the time she was there I was actually on a bus going nowhere. I was complaining to the driver to let me out and he said he has some "unfinished business to do with me". Then that dream ends and I wake up at about 11:00AM.
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I was wanting to dream more so I did my best to force myself to go back to sleep. Here is what happened:

My Uncle was about to move out with my dad. The odd thing about this is, My dad lives with me and my mom and my uncle live all the way down in Tennessee. We live in Indiana. So they do, and so does me and a friend of mine. So apparently, the whole United States has flipped at this time and we move into Michigan, which for some reason, is now located south of Georgia. So we are all good for awhile, until it becomes like a Sims game. Everything falls apart. The dog we got when we moved in died. (Not my real dog lol). and we just decide the next morning: "Hey maybe we should go on a vacation to China". When no one in our family even have Asian roots that we know of. (I do like to study some of Japan's culture though). So basically while we are in China, I don't remember anything. So at this point. We all move back to Indiana and something odd has happened.
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(This is the next dream, after I said something odd has happened the dream ended so I made myself fall asleep again)!

When we get back to Indiana, it turned back into 1999! When I was a measly 3 years old. We lived at my old apartment and everything was as if it REALLY was 1999. My friends that I used to race bikes with multiplied though, as we actually formed some kind of club when I was about 6, me being an avid Nascar fan at the time. (Not really the case anymore though haha). We then got on our bikes and raced for awhile. Now for some reason, the running track at our school was now owned by our neighborhood and was shipped over encased in cement basically. So we race, and even some of my friends from school in 2012 were there at their normal age. (I was perceived as a 6 year old. So I ask my parents if I could check out the house, and we go in. It was as if we lived in the 1300's. We had most of our tables made out of rocks. Our TV was balanced on a rock. The kitchen had a major renovation. Much different from the interior of the old apartment I remember. I had seen my dog which had experienced the time change too and was at a way younger age than she is now. (She is 7 now). So I go out and tell my friends what it's like in the future. (uh-oh). So this changes a lot in just the time I was there. My dad was forgotten by his Ham Radio Club, and it basically ended there.
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So there it is. A single night's worth of dreams. If anyone is interested in learning more about the type of dreams I have, I talk about them a lot on my podcast. I'll link you to it if you send me a PM. I also have a Minecraft server! If anyone wants to join, just PM me and I'll send you the log in information so you can play with me!

Last Nights Dream

I'm in the social club and I'm hungry, my Dad is doing the disco here. I see my Dad and he's holding a plate of food, I say "what you got?" he says "looks nice doesn't it, it's a beef stew, go and get one and tell them I'm paying" I say "ok" I walk to the food area by the stage and look at all the pies and stuff, there's no stew ones left so I have to take a beef pie instead, I also take a few other things aswell. I go and sit down at the table next to my Dad, I pretend i've got a stew or I know he will give me his and I don't want to take his food

This morning I decide to WILD using the lucidology alarm

I count from 1 to 10 over and over again and nodded off just like I wanted to. I wake to hear the alarm and know its working, I relax and feel the vibrations and hear the noise in my ears. I feel myself being pulled into a lucid dream and can hear people talking, it's still black and can feel myself moving into my dream. I am now still so I open my eyes and I'm in a big building, it's a shopping precinct. I am conscious and I look about my dream and see my Dad and his brothers around the precinct. I look upwards and I see a few school kids in uniform above us on the next floor. My Dad is looking for something and I say with a giggle "what are you looking for, you look lost" he says "ahhh, just some school kids that are messing about here" I say "they are up there above us" he now runs after them because they need chucking out . My dream now starts to disappear so I relax and wait.

Dream 2

I feel myself back in bed, I keep my eyes closed and feel the vibrations etc. again. I go with it and feel myself being pulled into my next lucid, I can't see anything but I can hear music and it sounds like a party. I am now in a room, it's a party with a disco and I see the flashing lights and everything, I'm really pleased I'm lucid again. I make my way to the stage where it is higher up, I say "scuse me" as I push through everyone. I'm now on the stage and decide to fly off it into the air, everyone is looking at me and I decide to try out some somersaults while I'm in mid air and it feels great, I am just showing off really. I now feel myself waking again so I keep my eyes closed and get the vibrations etc. and feel myself being pulled into another lucid dream.

Dream 3

I'm in my dream and I open my eyes and it's just all black. I wait for a few seconds and suddenly I see a reddish light in the sky and my dream slowly appears around me. I'm thinking "where have I ended up now?" I look about and I'm in like a big shopping place again, I'm indoors. I hear a buzzing sound behind me so I turn around and I see a few bee's flying around by me. I hit them away but they keep coming back by me.. I now walk up to an open area as I explore my dream. This area is like a small stage area, it has flags hanging about it and there's a music station there where the DJ would work. I notice a lot of bee's in the corner of that area so I decide to get away from it. I open a door and bump into 2 lads who are dressed up in army gear, they both have these electric guns that they are using to try and kill the bee's. The guns aren't working very well and have little effect on the bee's. I now think "right let's see what I can do!" I push my hand forward towards a bee and nothing happens. I now think "hmmm...how do I get powers?" I try again and still nothing, I now think "ok I must truly believe it will work and I'll say it out loud" so this time I push my hand forward and shout "fire ball" and a fire ball shoots out of my hand and hits a bee. I am so amazed and think "this is so cool" . The 2 lads with me are really impressed and say "come on over to the bee's" they run towards where the nest is by the DJ area and I decide to fly there so I jump up into the air and fly across to them. I point my hand towards the nest area and shout "fire ball" and a fireball shoots towards the nest area and sets it on fire as it hits. I keep firing fire balls at the whole stage area and I set the flags and everything on fire. I say to the lads "well that's sorted them!, they won't bother us again! Again I feel myself waking so I stay still and feel myself being pulled into yet another lucid dream.

Dream 4

It's black but I can hear the sea and kids laughing. I feel myself come to a stop so I open my eyes and I'm in the sea, it's warm and there are kids and families around me. I see a small boat in the shape of a cute dragon that has children in it who are laughing, they are riding round in a circle. I see a woman holding onto it and it's taking her around. I panick now a little as I hate the sea and don't want to tread on the sea floor because I don't know what's in there so I think "great, perfect opportunity" and I grab onto the boat which takes me along. I see people on the beach drinking and having fun, I can also see punch and judy and the kids are laughing at it. I now loose the boat and swim a little. I steer myself towards an area between 2 big rocks but I see that the water between them is brown and dirty so I steer myself away from it again. I swim to the sand and see 2 small ponies buried up to their necks in the wet sand. The bigger grey one of the two quickly scrambles out of the sand and runs off. I walk over to the small brown pony and it's really scared of me and backs away a little but I still put my hand to it and stroke it. It's fur is a bit wet but I keep stroking it and say "it's ok, I won't hurt you" and it calms down for me. As I walk off I want to see if it will follow me so I say "come on" as I click my fingers to it but it says "I'm a water horse!" and I laugh because it speaks it now hides itself back in the sand up to its neck.
I again feel myself wake a little and I get the vibrations etc. and feel myself being pulled into a lucid dream.

Dream 5

I'm now in a street and it's night time and the street lamps are on. I need the toilet and think "jesus I haven't got long before I wake up!" so I rub my hands together and shout out "clarity now" and it echoes as usual but it does brighten up so I can see more. I think about my dream guide but before I manage to shout for it I feel myself wake up a little again .

Dream 6

I'm now back in a lucid dream. I am outside and there are lots of tents around me. I wonder about for a short while and then I enter 1 of the tents. I see 2 people in there, a man and a woman. I see a mirror next to the woman and I say "pass me the mirror quick, I need to try something" she looks at me with an odd expression but nether the less still passes me the mirror. I think to myself "I've always wanted to try this but I keep forgetting so now I'll do it!" I push my finger against the mirror trying to make my finger go through it but it doesn't. I try again but this time I truly believe it will go through the mirror and voila my whole hand up to my wrist goes through. My hand feels a little cold now from the mirror. It Is as if the mirror is made out of mercury, it's really weird and a very odd sensation when I put my hand into it.
I now decide I want to take a look at my reflection. I'm a little apprehensive about looking because I've heard that people see horrible things when they do this but my curiosity gets the better of me. Slowly I move my face towards the mirror and I see myself but my face is really gaunt and thin and also really pointy, it's very weird and I'm really fascinated by this. I tell the 2 people that are with me that I've always wanted to try this with the mirror and I say to them "you try!" but they both shake their heads while saying "no".

27.01.2012

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had these dreams very early in the morning (~4:50-5AM all the way before I woke up from the alarm clock at 7AM). I actually slept the day before at around 6PM, and woke up at 12AM, so that messed up my sleeping since I only wanted to take an hour nap at 6PM.

Anyway, the last dream is the one that pissed me off the most, because there were things that were extremely abnormal, and it was pretty realistic, at least at the Night time setting it had

Dream 1: Posting Photos of me IRL and receiving comments from others.

Apparently I posted a few IRL pictures of me at some party onto a forum, probably in Dreamviews (that's weird, I never been to parties here in college), and one person told me that he got several comments (turned out to be a lot instead )from people he knew from other forums about those pictures.

I can't remember what they said though, there were too many posts in fact for me to read them all. But I remember one photo was one of those self taken ones, where you can obviously see one arm was extended from above to get a shot of me. The quality of the photo looked pretty good too, I could see the glare on my eyes and small facial hair (but very small).

I think I was trying to explain what happened at the party in the other photos, then I'm suddenly in the experience that one of the photos captured. I'm inside this random room, and the DC that I can recall the most from was this blonde in front of me who spoke a language I could not understand.

(This picture below oddly resembles her, she had a slightly square chin like the one below, but she was a bit older than this one).


I was probably 3 inches from this woman, and her eyes are looking up towards mine (she's slightly shorter than me by a few inches).

I ignore her because the stare looked like what anyone would do when they see someone new inside the room I guess, then I go somewhere else in this room full of DCs. I tried going one way, but it was blocked by another.

Then I find a place to sit, but there are too many DCs to even sit on. One DC in front looked like my mother, but she was sitting near the edgiest edge of the fairly wide couch others were sitting on.

That's all I remember for that one.

Dream 2: Science Lecture Night Class, Annoying Sound, Slutty Housewife

I was inside a lecture class at Texas A&M. It seemed to be a night class (I don't have any classes at night that start from 7-9pm) and it looked like it was a Chemistry Course as well. While the instructor, who was a male that was fairly huge in weight was talking about things I don't remember, there's this annoying sound coming from the wall.

It wasn't too loud, and everyone else in the room probably didn't hear it, but then it got louder and louder. From where I was sitting in this lecture class, I could see a small rectangular hole going vertical on the wall the sound was coming from. I peek through the hole and see one or two DCs that I know of in real life.



Let's call one "Tim" since he resembled the guy from the Tennis Team I was in at Cypress Lakes High School when I was Sophomore and Junior there.

The lecturer, whose features that become more apparent to me, was wearing a huge dark shirt to probably conceal the bad parts of his stomach (again he was fairly huge). He had brown or black hair that was pretty well groomed and looked very smooth.

He said in response to the annoying sound that he will take attendance really quick, and will give one of the loudest yell he could give at the room or hallway the sound was coming from. I'm guessing he was trying to suppress his rage until he was done taking attendance and getting out of the room.

I think a dream fragment came from this dream, so I'll add it here: Basically the dream repeats with a different lecturer, and I tell him that the sound from the wall is just something they had to do and it's best to tolerate it. He agreed and was trying to read, but the sound made it too hard for me to understand what he was saying, and then the fragment fades....(now back to the main dream).

Then the dude from the room where the sound is coming from is screaming that someone jacked his car. Apparently he was doing something for them, and he forgot about his car keys, and he assumed that they stole it from him.

He started panicking on how his mother would freaking kill him if she found out about this.

Then all of a sudden, I'm being displayed a chat system (like an IRC) with a picture of an anime lady on the right in red hair I believe (or brown hair that was very close from being red).

(Kind of like the picture below, except she was on the right side, and she wasn't EVA either



Someone was typing to her hypothetical questions on what she would do if her son got the car given to him stolen. (which is apparently Tim's mother I'm assuming since this part started a few seconds after his panicking).

I can't remember what exactly what she said, in fact, I was paying attention to her while using my peripheral vision on the messages coming up on the left. She was one of those purple tank tops, or the tops that made a V-shape on the person's chest to emphasis on the cleavage.



She was wearing a skirt too, and it seemed she was on a bed sitting at the edge of it.

She looked like a "Rich Housewife" type of mother. She was smiling and had cellphone on her hand. It was a still picture, but it progressed to other still pictures of her in different positions later on.

So by now, I realized that when she's talking on the phone, her words are being transferred to the chatting system on the left. The last part of what she said that I remembered was something about not having much of a libido anymore.

(I'm not too sure if she said "Libido" or "Anima," but it if was "Anima," it would've been weirder because she's a female, not a male. So most likely the word was "Libido," but I still had some doubt about what she said since some of the text was a bit blurry to me.)

I think she was lying when she said she didn't have much a libido, because through the whole phone call, she's smiling, at least the picture of her on the right is smiling. Then the picture shows her fingering her vagina throughout the whole phone call.

This woman was wet down there, like she enjoyed being a liar and had some kind of fetish or something for phone talk. She had that devilish smirk on her face as if she did something immoral.

All I remember for that one.

Dream 3:

I'm outside near a place that resembles the area my Apartment is at near my University,and it's night time, or at least very early in the morning where it's still dark (2-4AM setting to it probably). I'm also in my underwear throughout this entire dream (until the dream scene changes)

As I'm walking towards my apartment (it's on the bottom section of the overall complex), I see this blonde DC when I get to the door to go into my apartment.

I couldn't get a good analysis on her face other than she probably wore mascara on her eyes and her hair seemed to be bleached, but still retained some blonde color to it.



I also see these brown ponies, maybe one to four overall, following this DC in this dark setting. There was one horse that came near the small patch of grass near my apartment, probably to eat from it.



At this point, I'm leaning against the curved sides on the wall looking at this blonde walk from the street. Then I realize the pony had to go back to her, and said to it "Hey!"

It looked at me quickly, and it looked so adorable when it responded to me by moving its head to my direction.

But I didn't want the blonde to see me for some odd reason, so I tried to shoo off the pony to go back to the female while trying to hide from the female at the same time.

It finally did, and the blonde turned around and realized it wasn't with the group, and I think she called it to come and it did.

Then the dream scene changes where there's this mini-bookstore conveniently placed in front of me, and there are DCs lining up to go into the store at night or early morning where it's still dark out. (This is probably a dream fragment that occurred after the blonde DC one).

I'm still in my underwear, and I'm holding two packs of stamps that had the color of red. It's those stamps you use to make a mark on a piece of paper or whatever. It even looked like those candle material stamps they used for scrolls too.



I stamp a random yellow piece of paper I believe, and I think after that, a DC in front of me was collecting these yellow papers that other DCs were giving to him as well. He faces me signaling if I'm done with the paper, but I probably said no and kept holding on to it.

That's all I remember for that dream and the dream fragment.

I WAS REALLY PISSED THAT I DIDN'T DO A RC when I met the blonde. .

I took the kids to school and decided to try the Drop and roll technique or whatever its called lol

I'm in a house, there is a Jamaican lad there, i am waiting with my eldest daughter for my hubby to come home, he came home at one point but then he went again , i ask her where he went and she says she doesn't know, anyway another man comes in , he has a dark complection and long blonde hair, i look at him and for a minute i think he is my hubby, i say "what you done to your hair" ((didn't even mention his skin colour had changed)) he says "its always been like it" then i realise he's not my hubby!! This man was like a king or something in Jamaica and he was throwing a party, i went to the door and lots of people all came into the house, i say "look there all coming to see you" they go outside and i follow them, there is lots of food on tables, i look and see small pieces of bread and can see ham on it i'm hungry and take some and eat it, it was nice, i said "heres some ham ones" i look at the others, its like cracker stuff with black stuff on it, maybe fish or something and something else mixed with it, i try some and it tastes bloody awfull. I go back inside and i say to my eldest "there is a party outside you coming" she says "it's not our party were not allowed" I take a gulp of horror and feel bad and sit down. The king bloke stands infront of me and says something, i chuckle at him as he is funny and say something back, a woman by him says to another woman "fancy talking like that to someone as important as him" by this time he is now bald, i look and think "knackers to ya" he walks past and sings and i chuckle again, i get the feeling he likes me and doesnt mind how i speak as he himself is down to earth. We are now in the garden and i see some dogs, a large white one, a large blacky-brown one, and 5 small white puppies, i walk to them and try and stroke a pup but the brownish one , the male, snarls at me and bites my hand, it didn't hurt but scared me. I back off and he keeps snarling so i move away.
((DREAM SKIP))
I am in bed, my eldest is trying to wake me up and suddenly i see her under the duvet with me i jump and say "what you doing here" quite amazed she got in without me knowing, she giggled and says "i don't know" ((DREAM SKIP))
I am back in the house and there are some more puppies, they are black and i pick them up and hold them, i feel very safe with them, they are very loving and enjoy the attention, the big black one comes along ((the mother i suppose)) reminds me of my Ellie ((our dog that died a few weeks ago)) she cuddles me and she feels just like her and i give her a big cuddle and stroke her and give her pups back to her. ((DREAM SKIP))
I'm lying in my bed and have my eyes closed, i could hear crunching noises mixed with some other odd noises and i thought i was still awake trying to get into SP, ((not sure if i actually woke for a few seconds or was still in a dream)) i felt a spinning sensation and twisting, i then remember what i have read on DV about rolling out of your body into your dream body, or rock forward and backward, not to physically do it but imagine yourself doing it ((only read about that last night)) anyway, i imagine rocking back and fourth, i could hear real crunching noises as i tried, very odd noise, i then stop, open my eyes and sit up, I hold my nose and try to breathe and TADAHHHH!!! I can breath, it is the weirdest feeling ever. I can hear like pots etc. claniging about downstairs ((i now feel my body in bed and quickly divert my mind onto my dream so i don't get pulled out..very odd feeling lol)) I get up and make my way down, i pass my daughters room, i see a small purple coat hanging from a blind in her doorway, i touch it as I pass, i can really feel the material. I turn and make my way down the stairs , i look down and can see beautiful crafted wooden frames at the bottom, they are all around the ceiling area, like small wooden windows, the detail is amazing i can also see the sun rays through the glass making it shine.. I remember thinking "maybe this is what it will look like in years to come" I carry on down and get to the bottom, I look around, it is alot bigger than my house, not like it atall. I need the loo so i make my way to look for the toilet, my eldest came out of a room to my right , it looked to me like the kitchen area, she looked at me and begins to yell out "ohh my god, its my cousin" i giggled inside and thought "yeah, sure i'll go along with being your cousin" I really did think this was soo funny. she hugs me and i say "look i need a wee" she looks at me with a serious face and says " you can't go" i then think to myeslf "shit to what you say, its my dream and i'll go where i like" I look at her and say "ahh, thats ok, i'll just fly up into the sky and take a piss there, no one will know" She opens the door and i walk outside. It's night time, and it's raining, i look up to the dark sky and put my arms up like superman and push myself off the ground, up i go, it's amazing, i had my wee and chuckled to myself about it I then land on a path, i look to my right and see 2 ponies, a white one and a brown one, one was a little bigger than the other ((these were in a few dreams i have had now and have spoken to me before)) they were standing on a corner just watching. I look up again and see lights, big blue ones hanging from a piece of wire, i decide to take a swing on one, i fly up to it a little and hop on..i begin to swing and get aroused from the feeling of it between my legs, i thought "i'mnot waisting my lucid having an orgasm" so i jump off and land on the ground. I decide to take a walk, i'm a little chilly and wet from the rain but i don't care ((never thought to change the scene..dohhhh!)) I decide to fly again but this time don't get very far, it is like a crash landing!!! lol, I decide to keep to my legs for now. I'm walking along a wide path and pass a few houses, the dream is very clear but for the hell of it i rub my hands together and call out "CLARITY NOW" The dream stays as it is but my voice is echoing, i don't like it and don't know how to stop it so i randomly call out "STOP ECHOING NOW" lmao then i say "echo" and it is still echoing, i then was back in bed, i can hear the crunching noises again and feel the spinning sensation, i concentrate on it but it goes then i wake up. Not sure if this was a WILD or a DILD anyone????

I was in the house, there were fruit peelings everywhere, also the bin was overflowing with dirty rotten potato peelings. I was going round trying to clean it all up, well trying anyway. My hubby was being quite nasty to me saying things like "just get it done" & "stop fuckin moaning will ya, i aint helping" He walked outside and i got upset and started crying then i decided to follow him. I got outside and he was sitting in a red car, some lad was in the front with him and in the back was his sister and another woman who had brown curly hair, not really very attractive. I was very jealous, I asked why i couldn't go with him yet this other woman could he said "i don't want you to, you'r not coming, shut up" thats when i started to cry again and ran. I kept running and saw a path that lead to a field, i walked down the path and there was a house, like a cottage, from the grounds of the cottage 2 ponies appeared, i remembered these from a previous dream, i stroked them and they lead me into the cottage. I walked inside and a little boy and girl, about 4 years old ran up to me, i hugged them tight, also remembering them from a dream i have previously had, we all went upstairs and the 2 ponies followed us. We all lay on the bed and talked, we were all really happy to see each other again. I stroked the cream pony then the brown one, i joked to the brown one and said " I bet you don't remember me do you" he laughed and said "of course i do and always will" I cuddled the children and said i had to go. As i walked down the stairs i could see the childrens mom and dad in the room , they were talking, the mom was sitting on a brown wooden chair and the dad was standing. I quickly went down and said to the mom " i love your family, i will babysit for you anytime, you don't have to worry about me, i'm very trustworthy, please ask me anytime" she smiled and then i left the house. The ponies followed me and when we got outside i stroked and cuddled them and said "next time i'll have to remember i'm dreaming and that this is a dream, i'll come back and see you and i'll remember next time" ( again i didn't go lucid, damnn!!!)

I went to bed last night after watching an episode of MLP: FiM (don't judge me, it's a good show [ask Marvo *here* and he'll show you the error of your pony-less ways]) and drinking a glass of apple juice (which can cause vivid, albeit weird, dreams) so that probably had a hand in last night's dream.

I was taking a walk in the park like I usually do when I saw a horse walk by. It was white, had a blue mane with cyan streaks, and was wearing sunglasses like the one in Blackberryfox's avatar. I did a couple reality checks but they failed, I got annoyed at that because I knew it couldn't possibly have been a real horse. I must have said it out loud because the thing called me a "neighsayer" and left with a snort. I instantly became lucid and began stabilizing/anchoring myself to the dream by eating an apple I found on the ground. Everything became so damn vivid and life-like at that point that I started to think it was real.

I reassured myself that it was just a dream and headed home so I could get to my computer - which is what I usually use when I want to be transported to some far off place (woo for Google Maps). When I got there, Firefox was already running and open to a Youtube video - episode 20 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (fuck yeah!) I clicked play and eventually lost lucidity. By this point the dreamscape had changed from my bedroom to Equestria and everything became all cartoon-ish. I was in Applejack's orchard and saw her and Twilight talking. Applejack noticed me, got all excited, and called me over but when I finally got close enough to greet her, Rainbow Dash came in flying and crashed into me. The dream started destabilizing and I heard Applejack say something like "remember to email (or maybe it was just mail?) me when you get home." Then I woke up and my chest felt sore for a minute or two.

Confound these ponies, they drive me out of lucidity. D:

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