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I only joined this site last week and started my dream journal on Tuesday. For most of the week I remembered none of my night dreams and usually had 2 in the morning (I work 1-8 these days so can lie in).

Friday night that changed when I remembered 1 night dream and 2 in the morning.

Last night blew me away tho - 5 dreams.

1. In this one I'm a rich kid living of his parents and annoyed about them as they are elderly and not with it. I end up debating how annoying this is with a girl who thinks its cool to have such elderly (in real life my parents are older than normal, but I was neither rich nor a freeloader and I find my Dad fairly adaptable to the 21st century).

2. I've masturbated in class (I'm 15 in this dream) and am very self conscious of the fact that I have to hide the fact that I need to do up my pants. This is a recurring dream I have had since my teens in various forms because I used to come close to getting caught wanking in the sitting room as a teen! Then the dream changes suddenly - I'm discussing what Germanic names English soccer clubs would have if the Germans won the war with schoolfriends. I'm not lucid but the news in front of me follows my thoughts - Argentina are playing England in a friendly then Alex Ferguson appears in Argentinian colours in a cartoon as if to support them, after I think of that. Then an image in cartoon of the history of this dream world appears in which Germans did win the war and the soccer clubs got their names changed as per my thoughts.

3. This one is very vague - I'm discussing with someone about how often people laugh at my jokes to humour me (60% is the figure mentioned). Tbh on this one I took about 10 seconds before writing this down so most of the memory quickly faded away.

4. This one I remember people turning up to move furniture to and from my last house. I accidentally gain things from this and they are to move one the computers - 1 is the landlords, which is down and other is mine. In real life my comp is a desktop, in dream it's a mainframe as tall as the room. Next a girl asks me to complete a survey and then after finished goes to the bus stop outside my house, where there's a bench that doesn't exist in real life. I admire her in her sexy shorts then turn around and say hi to a Chinese/Asian male who's on a laptop inside.

5. In this one I witness a domestic disturbance on the 2nd floor of a house from outside. I hear the lady repeatedly scream "I'm sorry" while he repeatedly says "come on, get out", while he clobbers her around the room, which is easily visible from the street. I recoil in horror, squirming at each blow until I wake up.