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[Slightly, slightly hangover]

I was in a bar, and similarly to that scene from How I Met Your Mother where drunk Barney greets everyone by kissing them like that gameshow host, I go around the bar picking up drinks from the bar and giving them to random patrons going "My brother! My sister!" while filming the whole thing. (not kissing them of course)

[I briefly wake up in between dreams]

Later I work in the theatre where a film screening takes place starring young actors. I'm backstage with the actors who re-enact the scenes in real time, going to extremes as running in the cold outside and such! Then a small break takes place and I'm anticipating the return of the cast, but wanting them to see run into the backstage from control room, I quickly try and leave the room through the hallway door (where the cast very slowly walks back into at that moment) I move through the hallway but it's narrow and extremely crowded and for some reason I cannot run to go faster but stay in place while moving in walking speed.

[I then wake up before ever leaving the hall]
lots of "build up with no climax" type of dreams which I always notice too late

I get invited by an old match from a dating app to a music performance or something, I vaguely remember this bit, all I remember from the dream is walking towards the destination on the street while a bunch of elementary school teachers and their pupils are all walking with a line of pupils following them as they head fo their excursion destination.
We pass an old railroad crossing that no longer exists fortunately and I watch the teachers one by one help their pupils cross the railroad in between trains (Daran Norris from Ned's Declassified was one of the teachers after my subconscious remembered he runs an acting school now too, although not elementary level)

[I never arrive at my destination and wake up again for a bit]

I'm at a campus as another dating app match whom I didn't know made music, invited me to her album release party. This old classmate from third grade was here as well for some reason, apparently he dated both dating app girls (who btw don't even exist) as well according to my dream's canon.
The girl's jacket lays on the front door of the campus apartment building with a custom message patched onto the back welcoming guests to her album release party. As my classmate goes up to the elevator, I wait in the lounge downstairs for a bit as I get recognised by random students for the video from my FIRST DREAM lol it had apparently gone viral and someone showed me a meme of their two favourite celebrities being handed a beer with the caption above saying "My brother! My sister!"
I hang out with them for a bit completely forgetting my main objective in the dream, then the dream turns into this movie scene where an ex girlfriend speaks to her ex boyfriend (played by Jaden) who's giving her a whole monologue about how he's been thinking about his behaviour and has grown up feeling like a better person and thanking her for it.
As he was trespassing the campus, the ex girlfriend warns him about campus security "going to stink him up" with stink bomb like bullets than aren't actually lethal so won't kill him.
He manages to avoid all campus security and is hiding behind a car next to the exit, ready to stealth towards the door when his escape ride chauffeur, his dad (played by Will Smith) enters through the exit being emotionally touched by his son's monologue going "My son!" as he walks up to his son to give him a hug to which the son disappointingly says "[N-word] you can't be serious right now-" and they both get shot by campus security before he can finish his sentence.

I somehow manage to press pause on this scene and suddenly remember why I was at the campus in the first place as I go up the stairs to hopefully still make the album release party. However, a few floors up I come across an art exhibition by the campus' art students who made all sorts of interactive art, one them being a sewing machine that has videos playing in the monitor with a caption on the monitor saying "How Norwegians laugh at videos"
As I walk around the exhibition, I notice a classmate from the art academy we studied at, he recognises me as "someone he did an elective with" and not as his classmate, barely remembering my name while I correct him while greeting him by his name. His friends start chatting with me and we all hang out in the restaurant in the room next door.

[I woke up before ever making it to the album release party]

Rare Coins Found

I was floating down a large creek in a boat with a few other people I don't see the boat or the people. A lot of my dreams are like that.

Someone mentions that someone gave a person named Oro (gold in Spanish) some silver...or something like that. I thought that was odd. Then we past some rocks. There were coins spilled all over the place.

I looked at a nickel and saw it was a war nickel (in waking life minted 1942 to 1945, 40% silver with a large mint mark above the Monticello). I saw the S above the Monticello, so I said, "Hey, a war nickel!" On closer inspection I noticed that all the coins were silver, and many were very rare, special pieces. It was a treasure!...but it wasn't ours!

We started picking up as many as we could. I filled to sport-coat pockets full, and of course I filled my mouth with them

Dream skip: We are all in a building and I get the feeling someone suspects we found the coins. I try not to look suspicious. I can't talk obviously or I'm busted. Someone asked why I have my hands in my pockets. I look like, "Whatever. I'm just walking around."

I tell someone about the coins in my mouth and he says, "Just take an aspirin." He was no help!

That's all I remember.

A Brush with an OGF

I was with a girl who used to torture me in waking life. I put my hand on her shoulder and very slowly inched towards her breast. She let me and I felt very relieved, but I never actually got to touch her. I just know that in my dream, the point was that she let me. It was like a dream saying, "Yada yada" right at the good part.

Anyway, then she was across the table and I couldn't be close to her. A sweet, sweet beauty but so, so cold! That's the way she always treated me in waking life and that was the end of that dream.

HUGE Tatooed Construction Workers

I was in a strange house. I looked out a window and saw a huge construction vehicle. It was like something you see on a PBS special about huge vehicles that you never get to see in waking life. I was amazed.

There were guys lined up on the ground all...doing something...at the side of the vehicle. They were like 7 foot tall body builders, all tattooed, every last one of them. I saw their builds. Just as in waking like, they had different body types, and I just looked down the line, amazed at how someone got a special crew of monster sized people. They must have been working on a very special project.

I kept going down the line until there was another truck. This truck was smaller, and had smaller guys, but I was thinking that if it weren't for those huge guys, these guys would all look pretty big to me.

Then there was a guy in a bobcat driving on top of two construction vehicles. He needed to be up hi for some reason, but what a ridiculous balancing act.

The End

Strange Movie Set

I was on some kind of movie set. A scene was acted out where a guy lost his head. I forget how he lost it, but when he was supposed to lose his head, he would press a button on his neck and his head would pop off.

His head was separate from his body, talking, asking if they should do the scene over where his head is cut off with a sword instead of however he lost it the first time.

The End